Men that straight guys realise are hawt?Follow

I know we've done this before. Most of us straight guys are baffled when wimminz say "Ooh, such-and-suchaguy is so hawt" and we think "Oh rly? "

I think we all agreed last time that Johnny Depp is the exception that proves the rule.

I was reminiscing with the noblet this evening and mentioned that if you're trying to pull teh laydeez, make sure your wingman is uglier than you.

I then mentioned David Sylvian and had to explain who he was, and why I quit hanging around with him because he proved to be a significant detractor to my 'hitting on' attempts. I would always end the evening drinking alone while he was fighing off hawties with a Shitty stick. (Dunno if Sylvian or his band made it in the USA and is known to you).

The same applies to the fairer sex. . . A number of straight girls I knew back in the 80s said they'd contemplate Saffic tendencies if it meant they could have a go on Kate Bush.

So. . . any 80s icons of the same sex as you that you acknowledge as being tasty?

I can barely remember last week, let alone the 80's.

Anywhoooo...Mr. Tare will freely admit a serious man-crush on Clive Owen, whilst I prefer mah girl, Monica. (NSFW)

I find Val Kilmer pretty, like a girl.

Its a trick.

He is trying to con us into saying we are gay.

I see through your deception.

I make a good wingman, i'm rats and i am able to set up the "Maverick" type's jokes.

frontmen i acknowledge at sexah:

Pitt
Bloom
Depp
Di Caprio (Although the wife doesn't like him)
Yul Brinner (I know I know he's not 80's)

Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles. She was just so pretty.

I thought Extras was quite awful. It was zero subtelty, it was self-indulgent and self-referential, the jokes were obvious, and repeated six times, just in case, the characters were all one-dimensional caricatures... It felt like tv's equivalent of estate agents.

I did like his agent, though, and the last episode for comic relief was quite funny.

And I think bob marley is quite sexy.

No need to designate a channel Smash, all of the BBC's comedy's and drama's fit Red's discription.

Sure, HBO did a great Job.

Well.

Everything being relative in this world, bbc 1 and 2 are still some of the best goddamn ************* channels around. I've got god knows how many channels, and i still spend half my tv time watching the beeb. 99.9% of cable sucks, ITV is beyong repair, and C4 is mostly miss, and sometimes, rarely, when the planets are just right, randomly hit. And don't get me started on french tv, which is stuck in 70s. And thats french 70s.

But bbc, man... Jools holland, question time, politics show, the attenborough stuff, match of the day, newsnight, the office, alan partridge, well, i'm not gonnalist my tv schedule, but as far as tv goes, it rocks.

Speaking of Rome...

I can't really think of any woman who had her hey-day in the 80s that I found particularly attractive, but I think that Indira Varma may be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and if I had even an ounce of sappho in my body, I'd totally be into her.

NM, I lied, I can think of a late-80s, early-90s woman I've always thought was gorgeous. In my typical geek fashion, I give you Marina Sirtis. I wanted to be Troi when I grew up.

Now that I look at these, it occurs to me for possibly the first time that I might just have a thing for big noses. Among the guys I'd bonk in a heartbeat are David Duchovny and David Wenham.

Once is a fluke, twice a coincidence, three times a trend, four times a...fetish?



Edited, Apr 3rd 2008 8:49pm by Ambrya

Yep, he's hot too. Liam Neeson too. Dammit, I DO have a nose fetish.

Edited, Apr 3rd 2008 8:47pm by Ambrya

Sir Sean Connery is a sexy beast.