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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
31?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Gah, now he's out there. Waiting.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Gah, now he's out there. Waiting.
I'm not nearly as patient as all that.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Aw, I rated Smash up. It was so nice to see how he kept BD occupied.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Aw, I rated Smash up. It was so nice to see how he kept BD occupied.
Yeah, party's over. Gbaji is already one insecure idiot too many most days.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
The first time I was on the recieving end of one of Smash's, erm, forceful opinions, I thought he was Australian.
There we go, that was my Smash-fact for the day. Gz!
There we go, that was my Smash-fact for the day. Gz!
Hey Smash I was wondering, why do you care how fast you reach 20k posts? Not that I'm complaining, that Black Hole thread was funny and all. I just don't see the point of it after getting 10k.
Dudebro wrote:
Hey Smash I was wondering, why do you care how fast you reach 20k posts? Not that I'm complaining, that Black Hole thread was funny and all. I just don't see the point of it after getting 10k.
Sayeth the noob with 500 posts.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Dudebro wrote:
Hey Smash I was wondering, why do you care how fast you reach 20k posts? Not that I'm complaining, that Black Hole thread was funny and all. I just don't see the point of it after getting 10k.
Sayeth the noob with 500 posts.
Well that didn't answer my question.
I got a question for you now too, am I a noob because of my post count or my posting style?
Dudebro wrote:
I got a question for you now too, am I a noob because of my post count or my posting style?
Yes.
Fair enough BT. I see what you did there.
Dudebro wrote:
Hey Smash I was wondering, why do you care how fast you reach 20k posts? Not that I'm complaining, that Black Hole thread was funny and all. I just don't see the point of it after getting 10k.
I didn't know what this thread was about until this post. Thank you, person I don't know.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
In celebration of this momentous occasion, I give you, the first PM I ever sent to Smasharoo (at least on these boards...I don't know if I ever sent him one on the old boards):
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From: Nexa [ Add to Address Book | Add to Ignore List | Report This PM as Spam/Abuse ]
To: Smasharoo
Sent: Mar 08, 2005 @ 6:19 AM EST
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Subject: :)
Message Body: [ Reply | Forward ]
Sorry to hear you're having/had a rough one, but it's good to see you're still alive! I hope you and the wife are over the hurdle now and that things will just get better. Good luck!
Nexa
To: Smasharoo
Sent: Mar 08, 2005 @ 6:19 AM EST
Read: ---
Subject: :)
Message Body: [ Reply | Forward ]
Sorry to hear you're having/had a rough one, but it's good to see you're still alive! I hope you and the wife are over the hurdle now and that things will just get better. Good luck!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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I hope you and the wife are over the hurdle now and that things will just get better.
Liar. You were sticking pins in your Mrs Smasharoo voodoo doll.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
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I hope you and the wife are over the hurdle now and that things will just get better.
Liar. You were sticking pins in your Mrs Smasharoo voodoo doll.
Let's see...in March of 2005, I was 8 months pregnant...so probably not, hahaha.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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From: Smasharoo [ Add to Address Book | Add to Ignore List | Report This PM as Spam/Abuse ]
To: Nexa
Sent: Mar 08, 2005 @ 6:38 AM EST
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Subject: RE: :)
Message Body: [ Reply | Forward ]
Thank you.
Just to be clear, you realize that I'm not really stalking you or anything, crazyness aside, right?
Not that I don't have a big time schoolboy crush on you or anything....
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That's how it's done, boys. A mere two years later my plan reached fruition.
This should be a busy posting day for Nexa what with actual work to do towards her THESIS!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
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From: Smasharoo [ Add to Address Book | Add to Ignore List | Report This PM as Spam/Abuse ]
To: Nexa
Sent: Mar 08, 2005 @ 6:38 AM EST
Read: ---
Subject: RE: :)
Message Body: [ Reply | Forward ]
Thank you.
Just to be clear, you realize that I'm not really stalking you or anything, crazyness aside, right?
Not that I don't have a big time schoolboy crush on you or anything....
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[ Reply | Forward | Move to Folder: Saved | Delete ]
That's how it's done, boys. A mere two years later my plan reached fruition.
This should be a busy posting day for Nexa what with actual work to do towards her THESIS!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Smasharoo wrote:
This should be a busy posting day for Nexa what with actual work to do towards her THESIS!
Whatever, it's not even due for 45 minutes and I've only got one chapter left to write.
Cake.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Whatever, it's not even due for 45 minutes and I've only got one chapter left to write.
Uh huh, uh huh. How many saved emails from 2006 have you looked at so far?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Nexa wrote:
Dudebro wrote:
Hey Smash I was wondering, why do you care how fast you reach 20k posts? Not that I'm complaining, that Black Hole thread was funny and all. I just don't see the point of it after getting 10k.
I didn't know what this thread was about until this post. Thank you, person I don't know.
Nexa
You're welcome person whos name I see from time to time. I didn't know either until people in the Oot mentioned it.
Smasharoo wrote:
Whatever, it's not even due for 45 minutes and I've only got one chapter left to write.
Uh huh, uh huh. How many saved emails from 2006 have you looked at so far?
None.
Yet.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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