Baby don't hurt me~
Don't hurt me~
No more~
So what is love, anyway? And some of you better be careful of how you do or do not answer.
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I love like a fat kid loves cake.
A ******** in a convertible.
Next question?
Next question?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
When I make love, I look in the mirror. I think of me, because I look like me.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I drive a sedan. Does that mean I'll never find love?
Kachi wrote:
I drive a sedan. Does that mean I'll never find love?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
No. The fact that you're unattractive and charmless means you'll never find love.
Nobby, everyone! nobby. Let's give him a big hand. Next, singing "I've a lovely bunch of coconuts, Noel Coward's zombie. Take it away Noel!"
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Charmless, very possibly, but I'm damn attractive.
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Charmless, very possibly, but I'm damn attractive.
Kachi wrote:
Charmless, very possibly, but I'm damn attractive.
Quote:
ψ(｀▽´)ψ
HAY LOOK AT ME
HAY LOOK AT ME
Doubtful.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Baron von tarv wrote:
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Charmless, very possibly, but I'm damn attractive.
And Smash.
I'm now, more than ever, convinced that Nexa is blind.
You smooth *******
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
When there's any possibility that one of you will put out for me-- or for that matter, any desire on my end, pics there will be.
If a single, attractive, intelligent woman wants to capture my interest with a photo, I'll return the favor. Yeah, didn't think so.
Any other incentive?
If a single, attractive, intelligent woman wants to capture my interest with a photo, I'll return the favor. Yeah, didn't think so.
Any other incentive?
Also, sigh at nobody being willing to put themselves out there and answer the question.
Some say love, it is a river, that drowns the tender reed. Some say love it is a razor, that leaves your soul to bleed. Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower, and you it's only seed.
Oh, and for the record Bette Midler is a great thing to think about if you're trying to delay an ******. She's like, better than baseball.
Oh, and for the record Bette Midler is a great thing to think about if you're trying to delay an ******. She's like, better than baseball.
Barkingturtle wrote:
Some say love, it is a river, that drowns the tender reed. Some say love it is a razor, that leaves your soul to bleed. Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower, and you it's only seed.
Oh, and for the record Bette Midler is a great thing to think about if you're trying to delay an ******. She's like, better than baseball.
Oh, and for the record Bette Midler is a great thing to think about if you're trying to delay an ******. She's like, better than baseball.
But not as good as Margaret Thatcher.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Kachi wrote:
Also, sigh at nobody being willing to put themselves out there and answer the question.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Love is a dung heap.. and I'm the **** who climbs atop it to crow
Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
Love is a dung heap.. and I'm the **** who climbs atop it to crow
That movie made it impossible for me to watch Tim Roth in anything for ages, haha.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
That movie made it impossible for me to watch Tim Roth in anything for ages, haha.
Back to work!!!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
That movie made it impossible for me to watch Tim Roth in anything for ages, haha.
Back to work!!!
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
When I make love, I look in the mirror. I think of me, because I look like me.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Father, Father, Father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love
Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...
Aripyanfar wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
When I make love, I look in the mirror. I think of me, because I look like me.
Let's see if Nexa would be willing to put that to the test!
Thumbelyna wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
When I make love, I look in the mirror. I think of me, because I look like me.
Let's see if Nexa would be willing to put that to the test!
While I'm a researcher at heart, I tend toward the quantitative rather than qualitative.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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