How does this ******* block of wood continue to get work? Fine, ruin the mythos of my generation by turning Vader into a simpering *****. I can blame Lucas. Make all the disposable horror/sci fi bombs you want. Jumper? Awake? To cast him as, as, I can't even post it...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1037220/
Thanks for ******** on my soul, Hollywood.
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I agree his performance(s) in Star Wars was some of the worst acting as I have seen. Ever.
And that includes school plays.
The bit where he's realising his mother is dead, and that he's turning over to the dark side. What a fUcking joke. Next time just stare at the camera and tell us what it says you're supposed to be feeling in the script. Now I'm angry, I'm slowly turning over to the dark side, oh, there it is, I'm evul now, alright, cool, grrrr."
In fairness, I thought the prequels were all, well, a bit ****. It had a lot to do with him, and Jar-jar, and the dialogue which I thought felt all wrong and awkward, and the the wholoe computer game thing.
But, mostly, it was this piece of ****.
And that includes school plays.
The bit where he's realising his mother is dead, and that he's turning over to the dark side. What a fUcking joke. Next time just stare at the camera and tell us what it says you're supposed to be feeling in the script. Now I'm angry, I'm slowly turning over to the dark side, oh, there it is, I'm evul now, alright, cool, grrrr."
In fairness, I thought the prequels were all, well, a bit ****. It had a lot to do with him, and Jar-jar, and the dialogue which I thought felt all wrong and awkward, and the the wholoe computer game thing.
But, mostly, it was this piece of ****.
ahhh!
AHHHH!!!
I don't feel so good. Holy crap, I can't believe I actually care, but that really bothers me...I love that book. I'm used to books being ruined when turned into films, but they could have given it a chance!
Nexa
AHHHH!!!
I don't feel so good. Holy crap, I can't believe I actually care, but that really bothers me...I love that book. I'm used to books being ruined when turned into films, but they could have given it a chance!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Mr. Tare and I cringed our way through the prequels too, mostly thanks to Mr. Christansen. I try to avoid his "work" now whenever possible.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Glad to see it's something I've never heard of. For a second I thought Lucas had revived The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones or something and cast him in it. I was about to cut someone.
I just finished reading this book, and they're making a movie with Hayden Christansen as Case???
I feel sick.
I feel sick.
Toohotforu wrote:
Just punch her in the vag and tell her to @#$% off.
Nexa wrote:
I'm used to books being ruined when turned into films
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
William Gibson is one of my all-time favorite authors. It's a wonder it took them this long to actually make one of his books into a movie.
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William Gibson is one of my all-time favorite authors. It's a wonder it took them this long to actually make one of his books into a movie.
Actually they made Johnny Numonic into a movie in the 90's.
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I never heard of that one. Agreed, his acting in the Star Wars flicks was horrible, but then so was everyone else's. I blame that on the director. Hell, even Sam Jackson looked awkward in his bits. I also consider Natalie Portman a pretty talented actress (granted I'm biased cause she's fookin hawt) and she was likewise horrible in those flicks.
I'm not telling you to get your hopes up, but there is a possibility.
I'm not telling you to get your hopes up, but there is a possibility.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Was Shia LaBeouf not available? What about Paul Walker?
****, normally I look at the movies made from the books I love with a glimmer of hope. All hope is lost on this one though.
****, normally I look at the movies made from the books I love with a glimmer of hope. All hope is lost on this one though.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
This is wrong in so many ways... 
Hell, even Sam Jackson looked awkward in his bits
Yeah, and he's normally such a fine, fine actor. It goes Brando, Penn, Depp, Jackson I always say.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I got to see Hayden Christiansen and director Doug Liman 2 months ago shamelessly pre-promoting their movie Jumper in a "panel discussion" about teleportation with 2 MIT Physics professors. He was about as expressive and interesting there as he is in his movies, although that didn't seem to dampen the enthusiasm of the freshman girls in attendance, one of whom asked him to go on a date with her friend during the Q&A session at the end.
The audience cheered loudly however when one of the professors quipped "If we could find a way to teleport Hayden across this room and he appeared at the other side dead, I would still consider the experiment to be a huge success."
The audience cheered loudly however when one of the professors quipped "If we could find a way to teleport Hayden across this room and he appeared at the other side dead, I would still consider the experiment to be a huge success."
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Grady wrote:
Was Shia LaBeouf not available? What about Paul Walker?
@#%^, normally I look at the movies made from the books I love with a glimmer of hope. All hope is lost on this one though.
@#%^, normally I look at the movies made from the books I love with a glimmer of hope. All hope is lost on this one though.
Well, there's the answer. Don't go see those movies.
Why reward them for making piles of **** out of your favorite books?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
In other news Universal has optioned Ulysses and is remaking it as an Urban Comedy staring Ice Cube as Stephen Daedalus. Working title is "Are we still in Dublin?"
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Well, there's the answer. Don't go see those movies.
Why reward them for making piles of sh*t out of your favorite books?
Why reward them for making piles of sh*t out of your favorite books?
There have been a number of books that have translated into decent to good movies. I was saying that usually I'm optimistic about books translated into movies, but in this case, given Heyden Christansen's TERRIBLE acting, I find myself unable to have any optimism whatsoever.
Smash, will Chris Rock make an appearance in that one?
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
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The audience cheered loudly however when one of the professors quipped "If we could find a way to teleport Hayden across this room and he appeared at the other side dead, I would still consider the experiment to be a huge success."
Indeed, more of a success than if he lived.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I'd think so. Someone has to play Buck Mulligan.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
In other news Universal has optioned Ulysses and is remaking it as an Urban Comedy staring Ice Cube as Stephen Daedalus. Working title is "Are we still in Dublin?"
I agree with Kakar. The Star Wars prequels were so horribly scripted that no amount of acting would have mattered.
Another movie being released soon with a notoriously bad actor is The Forbidden Kingdom. Still, I've already set a date with my son to see it. It seems that 'poor acting' is part of Jackie Chan's notoriety - like he means to do it. Jet Li is always fun for the eyes though.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Didnt' the Coen Brothers already do this?
Different Ulysses.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Didnt' the Coen Brothers already do this?
Different Ulysses.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Smasharoo wrote:
Hell, even Sam Jackson looked awkward in his bits
Yeah, and he's normally such a fine, fine actor. It goes Brando, Penn, Depp, Jackson I always say.
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Jet Li is always fun for the eyes though.
Wasn't he supposed to retire after that hero flick? I seem to remember that being in all the previews, like it was the last chance you'd get to see him on film or something.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Smasharoo wrote:
How does this @#%^ing block of wood continue to get work?
I call it the Kevin Costner effect...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
How does this @#%^ing block of wood continue to get work?
I call it the Kevin Costner effect...
And mostly agree with Smash's list (but not sure Penn would be as high)
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