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I laughed.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I don't think he's her type anyway. Being male and all.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
It's because she's white isn't it?
Lolbifrons!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
She's not his type of Cougar.
I guffawed.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
That's awesome.
Double-tap, maybe.
Blam blam! Two shots to the dome!
Blam blam! Two shots to the dome!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Y'know, she's not repulsive. Y'all are a bunch of haters.
Come to think of it, can we incorporate that into the description of the Assylum? "A Bunch of Haters".
Come to think of it, can we incorporate that into the description of the Assylum? "A Bunch of Haters".
Y'know, she's not repulsive
Only sexually.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I love Sharon Stone, but she's batsh*t insane.
I'd like to see her fight Anne Heche in a steel cage where they both have sticks of pepperoni as weapons.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I love Sharon Stone, but she's batsh*t insane.
I'd like to see her fight Anne Heche in a steel cage where they both have sticks of pepperoni as weapons.
Does each of them get a fur stole to snare the other with?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Does each of them get a fur stole to snare the other with?
Nah, they can afford to pay for one.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Debalic wrote:
Double-tap, maybe.
Blam blam! Two shots to the dome!
Blam blam! Two shots to the dome!
Has the secret service knocked on your door yet?
bubspeed wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Double-tap, maybe.
Blam blam! Two shots to the dome!
Blam blam! Two shots to the dome!
Has the secret service knocked on your door yet?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Samira wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Samira wrote:
I know! so much more exciting than stupid basketball.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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