haha, I like the one from Gmail. Any other good ones you've seen?
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
That's cute, seen our new Hello Kitty site?
April Fools isn't complete until I've read the obligatory news meta-story about it and the BBC's spaghetti trees.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Google was offering "news in advance". Haven't really looked around much yet.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
http://aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com/
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I spilled my cofffee all over the counter as I was paying for it this morning. The counter-guy was clearly irritated - and all pissy like.
Then I stepped in a big pile of ******** somewhere between the parking lot and my office building. I tromped around my cubby for 3 or 4 minutes before I figured out where the nasty smell was coming from.
I still don't think I've got it all cleaned up, or else I just am having lingering olafactory ghost-odors. Dog-poo is my least favorite odor EVAR!
I think someone planted the ******** in my path on purpose - probably the coffee-counter guy...some how.
Today Sucks.
On a happier note, my daughter and I have been conspiring on a April Fools joke on my hubby. We started planting the seeds of thought two days ago...today he learns his baby-girl is preggo.
(if we can pull it off)
Then I stepped in a big pile of ******** somewhere between the parking lot and my office building. I tromped around my cubby for 3 or 4 minutes before I figured out where the nasty smell was coming from.
I still don't think I've got it all cleaned up, or else I just am having lingering olafactory ghost-odors. Dog-poo is my least favorite odor EVAR!
I think someone planted the ******** in my path on purpose - probably the coffee-counter guy...some how.
Today Sucks.
On a happier note, my daughter and I have been conspiring on a April Fools joke on my hubby. We started planting the seeds of thought two days ago...today he learns his baby-girl is preggo.
(if we can pull it off)Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Smasharoo wrote:
http://aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com/
Well that's clearly cheating.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/7971044?MSNHPHMA
I'm thinking this has to be an April Fool's Day joke. "Ze punishment?" Lol.
Totem
I'm thinking this has to be an April Fool's Day joke. "Ze punishment?" Lol.
Totem
http://movies.ign.com/dor/articles/863515/legend-of-zelda-movie-trailer/videos/legendofzelda_filmtrailer_040108.html
Legend of Zelda movie hoax.
Legend of Zelda movie hoax.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
lolmyspace isn't letting me in, methinks they're trying to plan something, but aren't very good at it.
Either that, or their joke is to keep the addicts away for a day.
Either that, or their joke is to keep the addicts away for a day.
Totem wrote:
http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/7971044?MSNHPHMA
I'm thinking this has to be an April Fool's Day joke. "Ze punishment?" Lol.
Totem
I'm thinking this has to be an April Fool's Day joke. "Ze punishment?" Lol.
Totem
It's not, was on the front page of Sunday papers last, well, Sunday.
Grady wrote:
I'd like to see Hayao Miyazaki direct an animated Zelda movie.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
There's plenty of fan movie trailers that are more elaborate than that. I'm pretty tired of video game movies at this point, so I'd pass even on an animated feature.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
We started planting the seeds of thought two days ago...today he learns his baby-girl is preggo
God, I hope he calls her a **** and a murder suicide ensues.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
We started planting the seeds of thought two days ago...today he learns his baby-girl is preggo
God, I hope he calls her a **** and a murder suicide ensues.
It's more of a "grandpa" joke as he very recently turned 46.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
The World of Warcraft site has a bunch of stuff, including a bard hero class that you have to play like Guitar Hero and a 8-bit game based off Molten Core.
I may not play MMORPG's anymore, but I still am addicted to the sites.
I may not play MMORPG's anymore, but I still am addicted to the sites.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
Car repair guy told me fixing my engine would cost me around 1500 euro's. I'm hoping I've been fooled.
I put out the schedule for Dynamis every month on our front page . . . the current schedule looks like this: http://www.catwho.net/dynamis/
At my office, one of the QA analysts is in charge of the temperature. We're in a cubicle warehouse, and the temperature can vary from 10 degrees from one side to another. That poor QA guy generally gets a few emails about it every day, but today his rival QA analyst suggested we spam him with temperature complaints. It ended early when he went to complain to our HR manager, who was also in on it. It was funny while it lasted!
At my office, one of the QA analysts is in charge of the temperature. We're in a cubicle warehouse, and the temperature can vary from 10 degrees from one side to another. That poor QA guy generally gets a few emails about it every day, but today his rival QA analyst suggested we spam him with temperature complaints. It ended early when he went to complain to our HR manager, who was also in on it. It was funny while it lasted!
Smasharoo wrote:
We started planting the seeds of thought two days ago...today he learns his baby-girl is preggo
God, I hope he calls her a **** and a murder suicide ensues.
Well shit, I was thinking the same thing!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Youtube likned every one of their featured videos to Rick Astley's video....pretty damn funny.
The Elinda of Doom wrote:
Grady wrote:
Indeed. Though it probably is, but I went ahead and went to the website for the studio supposedly making it, and there's not much to be had there. Nor have I ever heard of them before.
http://www.rainfallfilms.com/
There seems to be something on IMDB about a movie titled Zelda to be released in 2009, but only accessible via IMDB Pro.
Edited, Apr 2nd 2008 1:27am by Poldaran
Anyone see this LoTRO announcement yesterday?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
It's dated April 2nd, but Time's got to be pulling my leg. Not the subject material, per se, but the fact that Time would report it.
Quote:
PENSACOLA, FL. Asked for a reaction to the news that he'd been endorsed by reality-soap bad girl Heidi Montag of "The Hills," John McCain told Swampland: "I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of 'The Hills,' especially since the new season started."
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