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#1 Mar 31 2008 at 3:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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New gig announced in Philadelphia.

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Stockholm, 00:25, 01 April 2008

Scandinavian Supergroup Abba, one of the most commercially successful bands in history, today announced a one-off reunion concert in support of Barack Obama's campaign.

Founder and singer/song-writer Bjorn Ulvaeus said "Not only is this a chance to support a man who shares the values of our band, it coincides with the Swedish festival of Looflir-Pa, so we are really fired up about this."

Rolling Stone magazine predicted record-breaking box-office sales, and e-Bay's Gilt Helmbjerg announced that the online auction site has added additional servers in anticipation of the massive volume of activity reselling tickets.

I am so there!
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#2 Mar 31 2008 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
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#3 Mar 31 2008 at 3:48 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
01 April 2008
the Swedish festival of Looflir-Pa

[:snicker:]
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#4 Mar 31 2008 at 3:48 PM Rating: Good
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Can you hear the drums, Obama?
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#5 Mar 31 2008 at 7:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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I see they're going to take a chance on him.
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#6 Apr 01 2008 at 2:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's gonna be his Waterloo.

At least he can thank them for the music.

Had they been clever, they would've done it in Happy Hawai.

Grrr, I fUcking hate ABBA Smiley: mad
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#7 Apr 01 2008 at 2:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Grrr, I fUcking hate ABBA Smiley: mad

Perhaps you could play them when you're in the mood to dance, if you get a chance.
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#8 Apr 01 2008 at 2:56 AM Rating: Good
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Perhaps you could play them when you're in the mood to dance, if you get a chance.


Yeah, I agree its ok to dance to when you're pissed off your rockers. But most of the time, I tend to hear Abba when I'm in an elevator/stuck in traffic/undergoing root canal treatment/being tortured by ****-probing aliens.
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#9 Apr 01 2008 at 3:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Does your mother know you've been anally probed?
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#10 Apr 01 2008 at 3:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Tare wrote:
Does your mother know you've been anally probed?
She was told it was the best way to gauge his temperature.
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#11 Apr 01 2008 at 3:15 AM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:
Does your mother know you've been anally probed?
She was told it was the best way to gauge his temperature.


I so wish this was a joke... But when I was growing up in France, we used to put thermometres in the... well...

Yeah.

There.
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#12 Apr 01 2008 at 4:41 AM Rating: Good
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Poor RP.

I bet you were callin' out an S.O.S!
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#13 Apr 01 2008 at 4:53 AM Rating: Good
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You should've seen me when she tried to insert it, I was a right dancing queen.
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#14 Apr 01 2008 at 4:55 AM Rating: Decent
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I have lots of funny Abba puns, but it's not worth Nexa's laughing accusations of ******** for me to make any.
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#15 Apr 01 2008 at 4:58 AM Rating: Good
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You should've seen me when she tried to insert it, I was a right dancing queen.


A super trooper, in my book.

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#16 Apr 01 2008 at 4:58 AM Rating: Good
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I have lots of funny Abba puns, but it's not worth Nexa's laughing accusations of ******** for me to make any.


Gimme, gimme, gimme (Your Abba puns).
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#17 Apr 01 2008 at 4:59 AM Rating: Good
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If someone doesn't work Mama Mia in to this in reference to Tare, I'm going to cry.

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If someone doesn't work Mama Mia in to this in reference to Tare, I'm going to cry.



Knowing me, knowing you, hu-ha, it won't be either of us.

I'll let the music speak.
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
You should've seen me when she tried to insert it, I was a right dancing queen.


Knowing me, knowing you - you probably enjoyed it!
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