Is this part of Kao's new wombat order?
Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat
SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".
Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.
The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."
Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.
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George Carlin.
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Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life
I'd say. You'd have to have some mighty beer goggles on to bone a wombat.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
"Using the phone for a fictitious purpose"...that's a new one. I mean, I've heard of filing a false report, but that's one of the stranger ways of phrasing something I've heard, haha.
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poor traumatized wombat. I vote we shoot that guy.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
poor traumatized wombat. I vote we shoot that guy.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
The guy is lying, in Australia Wombats are catchers not pitchers.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
poor traumatized wombat. I vote we shoot that guy.
Atomicflea wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
poor traumatized wombat. I vote we shoot that guy.
he was asking for it right?
If he didn't leave any marks it wasent a rape.
"If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans"
George Carlin.
George Carlin.
He's lying for sure. We don't have wombats in new Zealand.
He probably mean't sheep. Tho' down in the south Island wooly hair and a square butt is no barrier to a meaninful relationship.
I should also mention that because you read this on Fox (we report, you decide) News, that its a total fabrication, like everything else they write about, and that you should go and scrub yourself with gravel to try and get the stains out before they become permanent.
He probably mean't sheep. Tho' down in the south Island wooly hair and a square butt is no barrier to a meaninful relationship.
I should also mention that because you read this on Fox (we report, you decide) News, that its a total fabrication, like everything else they write about, and that you should go and scrub yourself with gravel to try and get the stains out before they become permanent.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
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