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Chelsea Clinton is really getting on my nerves latelyFollow

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#1 Mar 26 2008 at 9:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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...and I'm not under the impression that she's actually writing these emails herself, but I find it irritating that she has to constantly refer to Hillary as "my mom". Yes, she's your mother, but it's getting silly. One or two references might be enough for one email don't you think? Ok, an example for those of you not on the Hillary for Prez list:

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Dear Nexa,

Contribute today and you could see Hillary and Elton

When I heard that Elton John was throwing a concert in New York for my mom's campaign, I knew it was going to be a night I didn't want to miss.

Want to join me there?

My mom's campaign is bringing two supporters and their guests to New York on April 9 for both Elton John's one-night-only concert and the party after the concert. It's going to be a great night and a great time.

It's such an important time to support my mom's campaign. There are big contests coming up, starting with Pennsylvania, and I know she can win with your support. She's working so hard out on the campaign trail, and I know that your support makes a real difference to her and this campaign.

Enter now and you might join me, my mom, and Elton John for his one-night-only concert in New York on April 9. Make a contribution today.

I talk to a lot of people who are excited to see my mom win and be the president we all need -- and who are working hard to help make that happen. It means so much to me to know that there are so many people like you who believe in my mom and are working to help her win. I know that she'll be such a great president and she will win, but not without all our help. And what better time to help than right now?

Please contribute today. Enter and you might be joining me, my mom, and Elton John for a concert in New York!

I'm so grateful for everything you're doing to help my mom win!

Thank you!
Chelsea


Yeah, I'm irritable in general today...whatofit!?

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#2 Mar 26 2008 at 9:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm just glad you're not keeping it bottled up Nexa. Let it loose.
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#3 Mar 26 2008 at 9:09 AM Rating: Good
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I don't find that annoying, personally.
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#4 Mar 26 2008 at 9:17 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
I don't find that annoying, personally.


Well I think we all know that you're just being contrary today anyway, missy.

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#5 Mar 26 2008 at 9:18 AM Rating: Good
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The first time I read it I thought the 'my mom' stuff was WAY over the top, but I had been swayed by Nexa's subtle, yet clever, ploy of highlighting the phrase.

I over-highlighted the whole thing and read it again, and while a couple 'my moms' could have been left out, it wasn't really that bad.

My daughter still calls me 'mommy' (she's 22). Smiley: tongue
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#6 Mar 26 2008 at 9:18 AM Rating: Default
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I'd hit it.
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#7 Mar 26 2008 at 9:19 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Well I think we all know that you're just being contrary today anyway, missy.


Your MOM is being contrary today anyway missy.

my stupidity > your anger
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#8 Mar 26 2008 at 9:21 AM Rating: Decent
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I'd hit it.
Careful sport. It's easy to hide a lot of ugly with a photo.
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#9 Mar 26 2008 at 9:23 AM Rating: Good
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It looks like she has a big white jawbreaker stuck in the left side of her mouth.
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#10 Mar 26 2008 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
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I don't find that annoying, personally.


Well I think we all know that you're just being contrary today anyway, missy.

Nexa


I'm sorry. Smiley: frown

I'll try to be more irritable according to the ever-changing dictates of the Asylum mood swings.

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#11 Mar 26 2008 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
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Obama invited me to dinner with him. That'd be much more awesome than watching Elton John sing "Candle in the Wind (English Rose)".
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#12 Mar 26 2008 at 9:36 AM Rating: Decent
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The Elinda of Doom wrote:
Careful sport. It's easy to hide a lot of ugly with a photo.



Her appearance has little to do with it actually. She could be just as much as a fat, vile, and putrid ***** as Katie, and I'd still hit it.


Basically, I want to release my yogurt slinger into the Clintons. Bragging rights if you will.
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#13 Mar 26 2008 at 9:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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NaughtyWord wrote:
The Elinda of Doom wrote:
Careful sport. It's easy to hide a lot of ugly with a photo.



Her appearance has little to do with it actually. She could be just as much as a fat, vile, and putrid ***** as Katie, and I'd still hit it.


Basically, I want to release my yogurt slinger into the Clintons. Bragging rights if you will.


Meh, Bill's probably up for it.
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#15 Mar 26 2008 at 10:49 AM Rating: Good
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NaughtyWord wrote:
I'd hit it.


Photo's caption wrote:
A recent news article describes Chelsea as being “absent totally from her mother’s efforts.” Read the rest of this entry »


That's sort of funny, given the email copied in the OP.
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#16 Mar 27 2008 at 8:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
NaughtyWord wrote:
The Elinda of Doom wrote:
Careful sport. It's easy to hide a lot of ugly with a photo.



Her appearance has little to do with it actually. She could be just as much as a fat, vile, and putrid ***** as Katie, and I'd still hit it.


Basically, I want to release my yogurt slinger into the Clintons. Bragging rights if you will.


Meh, Bill's probably up for it.



Right now I need a phone number, and a cigar.


Chop chop.
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#17 Mar 28 2008 at 1:20 AM Rating: Good
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NaughtyWord wrote:
I'd hit it.
Definitely not my type. Has too many of Bill's genes in her, poor dear.

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My daughter still calls me 'mommy' (she's 22).
When I hit about 19, Mum started feeling weirded out by us calling her Mum, with us so grown up and mature. However, my sister had spent time on exchange in Austria, and came back with the word "Mutti". (pronounced with short, sharp "oo" and "ee" sounds. "moott-ee") Mum decided "Mutti" sounded cute and cool, and compromised with us that we could call her that, since WE felt weirded out calling her by her first name.

Mutti still likes me to hold her hand when we go walking down the street together. Smiley: blush

Aww, so adorable.

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#18 Mar 28 2008 at 3:21 AM Rating: Good
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I was actually annoyed by the clip they played on the news a couple of days ago about the college kid who asked her about what her take was on how her mother handled the Lewinsky affair. It would have been a great opportunity to touch on her mother's past comments, her strength, to stress the difficulty of it and how well she negotiated it. I don't think she needed to get into specifics, but telling someone that no one had asked it on 70 campuses (what were they, asleep?) and saying it was none of their business is rude. You invited a question, it's not a private issue, your father was IMPEACHED over it. Hell, if anything, just say "I can see where you would think that question is pertinent, but I don't broach that topic".
It's not an issue for me, but I've heard older women say they don't want to vote for her because they feel she let Bill walk all over her for political gain, and she could have brought some humanity to Hillary, which always seems to help her in the polls. It pisses me off that she's too precious for it.

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#19 Mar 28 2008 at 3:56 AM Rating: Decent
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My daughter still calls me 'mommy' (she's 22).

You failed as a mother. As a side note, every woman I've met who call her mother "mommy" beyond the age of 11 likes candle wax dripped on her nipples while you ******* her.

Your millage may vary, of course.

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Smasharoo wrote:

My daughter still calls me 'mommy' (she's 22).

You failed as a mother. As a side note, every woman I've met who call her mother "mommy" beyond the age of 11 likes candle wax dripped on her nipples while you ***@#%^ her.

Your millage may vary, of course.

You say this like it's a bad thing.


Everytime I see the name "Smasharoo" in here, I do a double take, because in the OOT WOW guild that I play in almost daily, BT has a 70 Warrior named Smasharoo.
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#21 Mar 28 2008 at 4:03 AM Rating: Decent
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Everytime I see the name "Smasharoo" in here, I do a double take, because in the OOT WOW guild that I play in almost daily, BT has a 70 Warrior named Smasharoo.

Really? I would never have guessed that from the giant banner in his sig.

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#22 Mar 28 2008 at 4:26 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

Everytime I see the name "Smasharoo" in here, I do a double take, because in the OOT WOW guild that I play in almost daily, BT has a 70 Warrior named Smasharoo.

Really? I would never have guessed that from the giant banner in his sig.

/snicker.


My flatmates used to change things around the house and lay bets on when I would finally notice them. I never noticed the Sonic the Hedgehog dangling upside down from the loungeroom light fitting, until they finally had a laughing fit over it one day.


We also have Allakhazam the mage, Kaolian the mage, Danalog the Priest, Pikko the Paladin, and Magi's lump the mage.
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#23 Mar 28 2008 at 5:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Flea, that was exactly my reaction as well. "Missed opportunity, Missy."

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#24 Mar 28 2008 at 5:41 AM Rating: Decent
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Smasharoo wrote:

My daughter still calls me 'mommy' (she's 22).

You failed as a mother. As a side note, every woman I've met who call her mother "mommy" beyond the age of 11 likes candle wax dripped on her nipples while you ***@#%^ her.

Your millage may vary, of course.

If it helps - she use the term with just the slightest hint of condenscension in her voice.
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#25REDACTED, Posted: Mar 28 2008 at 6:18 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Stand aside boys i think she has swallowed a taru.
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#26 Mar 28 2008 at 6:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Didn't we just spray for retards?

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