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#1 Mar 25 2008 at 3:34 PM Rating: Good
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Did he take a gun safety course, I wonder? Man Fatally Shoots Wife While Installing Satellite TV
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Officials were trying Tuesday to decide whether to file charges against a Missouri man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite TV system in the bedroom of their home.

Patsy Long, 34, of Deepwater, died after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun on Saturday. Her husband, Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.


No matter, I'm sure he would have just accidentally stabbed her with a ***** driver if he didn't have the gun.

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#2 Mar 25 2008 at 3:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Sammy done beat ya
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#3 Mar 25 2008 at 3:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:


Pfft, who reads the OOT?
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#4 Mar 25 2008 at 4:21 PM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:
Nobby wrote:


Pfft, who reads the OOT?
Samira?
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#5 Mar 25 2008 at 4:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
Tare wrote:
Nobby wrote:


Pfft, who reads the OOT?
Samira?

Nobby?
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#6 Mar 25 2008 at 5:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Shot through the heart, and you're to blame
You give home electronics installation... a bad name
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#7 Mar 25 2008 at 5:28 PM Rating: Good
#8 Mar 25 2008 at 5:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Where tragic meets stupid.
#9 Mar 25 2008 at 5:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Bwahaha! You babies.
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#10 Mar 25 2008 at 5:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Bwahaha! You babies.
People are ridiculous. I feel bad his wife's dead, but even worse that people with this low of an IQ are allowed to own and operate guns.
#11 Mar 25 2008 at 5:54 PM Rating: Good
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I'm thinking he skipped class the day the whole "right tool for the job" lesson was taught...
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#12 Mar 25 2008 at 5:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame
You give home electronics installation... a bad name


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#13 Mar 25 2008 at 6:39 PM Rating: Good
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Thanks. Now I have that song in my head. I'm also doing that dance.
#14 Mar 25 2008 at 6:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Bwahaha! You babies.

Isn't she precious.
#15 Mar 25 2008 at 7:52 PM Rating: Good
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Thanks. Now I have that song in my head. I'm also doing that dance.


Licklolled?
#16 Mar 26 2008 at 2:56 AM Rating: Good
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Nadenu wrote:
Thanks. Now I have that song in my head. I'm also doing that dance.
I simply must object to you referring to that as a 'dance'.
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