Happy Birthday, Jophiel!
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...and 500-strong bunny choir to my knight in shining armor. Today, I feed you steak and I give you toys because goddammit, you're the best.
Happy Birthday, Jophiel!
Happy Birthday, Jophiel!
Oh, happy day, Old One!
Have a great one.
Have a great one.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Happy escape-from-the-****** day, Iophel!! Waht it it? 55? 56?
That rabbit looks taken aback
The Bible says you should kill adulterers, homosexuals, and brides who aren't virgins (Leviticus 20:13 and Deuteronomy 22:21). But I beg you not to do any such thing. The good book also asserts that it's OK to beat your servants as long as you don't go too far and murder them (Exodus 21:21). Again, I ask you to ignore this advice. I furthermore pray that you won't circumcise your heart, as recommended in Jeremiah 9:26. In general, Aries, it's an excellent time to free yourself from insidious absurdities that seeped into your brain from outmoded books, stale traditions, or sketchy teachings and theories you opened yourself to when you were younger. Seek out the inspiring shock of freshly minted wisdom.
Edited, Mar 25th 2008 8:01am by Kelvyquayo
That rabbit looks taken aback
The Bible says you should kill adulterers, homosexuals, and brides who aren't virgins (Leviticus 20:13 and Deuteronomy 22:21). But I beg you not to do any such thing. The good book also asserts that it's OK to beat your servants as long as you don't go too far and murder them (Exodus 21:21). Again, I ask you to ignore this advice. I furthermore pray that you won't circumcise your heart, as recommended in Jeremiah 9:26. In general, Aries, it's an excellent time to free yourself from insidious absurdities that seeped into your brain from outmoded books, stale traditions, or sketchy teachings and theories you opened yourself to when you were younger. Seek out the inspiring shock of freshly minted wisdom.
Edited, Mar 25th 2008 8:01am by Kelvyquayo
Mmmmmmhungry now.
Happy Birthday oh wise one.
Happy Birthday oh wise one.
Happy Birthday pup!
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Joyeux Anniversaire, vieux monsieur! 
Edited, Mar 25th 2008 1:27pm by RedPhoenixxx
Edited, Mar 25th 2008 1:27pm by RedPhoenixxx
Happy Birthday! Get any cool loot?
(and how do you get the bunny head pancake to stay in the hat shape? Mine keeps collapsing.)
(and how do you get the bunny head pancake to stay in the hat shape? Mine keeps collapsing.)
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Happy b-day! 
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
lol older.
What'choo get?
What'choo get?
I ain't got nuttin' yet.
That's later tonight. I'm at the office right now.
That's later tonight. I'm at the office right now.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Happy Birthday, Joph!
Like a fine wine, when I've had too much of you I stick my ***** in things I regret.
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
Many happy returns of the day!
Let's see what the Onion's horoscope has for the birthday boy:
So, there you have it. Enjoy!
Let's see what the Onion's horoscope has for the birthday boy:
The Onion Horrorscope wrote:
Your Birthday Today
Attempts at self-medicating with alcohol will once again completely fail to treat your rampant alcoholism.
Aries March 21 - April 19
The stars were going to warn you about next Friday, but they've decided it would be funnier if you found out about the goats yourself.
Attempts at self-medicating with alcohol will once again completely fail to treat your rampant alcoholism.
Aries March 21 - April 19
The stars were going to warn you about next Friday, but they've decided it would be funnier if you found out about the goats yourself.
So, there you have it. Enjoy!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Happy Birthday Joph! If I had known earlier I would have sent you some British tea bags, and maybe a chocolate bunny or two you could torture without PETA getting involved.
Enjoy your steak. Happy Birthday. 
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Happy Birthday, old guy.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Happy birthday, later, you get to make a mysterious stain on some tapestries.
And that's awesome.
And that's awesome.
Happy birthday Joph! Enjoy the steak and whatever find things Flea offers for you to eat.
Thumbelyna wrote:
Happy birthday Joph! Enjoy the steak and whatever find things Flea offers for you to eat.
Just don't eat the fish eyes. Those are hers, dammit.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Happy Birthday Joph!
And the bunny petrified.
Edited, Mar 25th 2008 4:56pm by Nightsintdreams
And the bunny petrified.
Edited, Mar 25th 2008 4:56pm by Nightsintdreams
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