trickybeck wrote:
Wasn't on any of the dictionary sites I checked, of course.
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Wasn't on any of the dictionary sites I checked, of course.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Oil boy for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit photoshoots comes to mind...
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Well, I was in Australia, and one day while driving my car up the coast in Queensland, i picked up this cute english chick who was hitch-hiking. Well one thing led to anoter and before i knew it...............
Oh! Not that sort of job....?
Oh! Not that sort of job....?
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Kakar the Great wrote:
Oil boy for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit photoshoots comes to mind...
When Deal or No Deal hit it big, there was a news story on the briefcase girls. And then there was a story on the guy that helps take care of the briefcase girls. Apparently, he's their Boytoy Friday. Helps with their shoes, massages their feet, gets them whatever.
Thumbelyna wrote:
Apparently, he's their Boytoy Friday. Tries on their shoes, massages their feet, gets them whatever.
Where is that guy? I really liked him.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
A successful, coke fed, melodramatic, egotistical, and narcissistic rockstar sounds about good.
NaughtyWord wrote:
A successful, coke fed, melodramatic, egotistical, and narcissistic rockstar sounds about good.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Tare wrote:
What's your dream job?
Being an paid Assassin, and not having to worry about going to jail or retaliation, that'd be sweet. But seeing as how that wouldn't happen, my dream job doesn't really exist.
Being a Merc really isn't for me, the pay might be good, but I don't want to get shot at for some a-hole, who's life really isn't worth protecting.
And even if I managed to get a job doing something related to either working for the government, I wouldn't like having to do someone elses biding according to their "views". So all 3 are most likely out which is crappy, but oh well.
My other dream would to be to work at the production studios in Vancouver, all my favorite shows are produced up there(The Katie girl knows what I'm talking about^^), and it is quite beautiful country up there.^^
Yes I know, I am quite odd.
Professional Underachiever.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Professional Underachiever.
I'm sure Paris Hilton or someone of her ilk could give you pointers in that.
nuhnisgodly wrote
you do realise that that stuff you see in movies and on the telly isn't actually real dontcha?
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I wanna kill people or make teevee shows....
you do realise that that stuff you see in movies and on the telly isn't actually real dontcha?
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Manager of a hotel in Vegas.
I'm sure the perks are awesome.
I'm sure the perks are awesome.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
paulsol the Righteous wrote:
nuhnisgodly wrote
you do realise that that stuff you see in movies and on the telly isn't actually real dontcha?
Quote:
I wanna kill people or make teevee shows....
you do realise that that stuff you see in movies and on the telly isn't actually real dontcha?
Well he could always produce fox reality TV specials and manage both.
Bad TV kills.
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I had my dream job as manager of the now closed Civil War museum. Being a tour guide is not bad either just needs to pay a bit more.
Another dream job would be masseur for the SI swim suit models, or even for the fragdolls.
Another dream job would be masseur for the SI swim suit models, or even for the fragdolls.
Being a writer for Lonely Planet would be pretty cool for a few years. Until you get sick of being sent to ****** destinations. Belgium? Again?? Being a writer full stop would be pretty awesome, though it might get a bit lonely at times. Being in a rockband, definately. Or being a talent scout for ******** Or for Sports Illustrated. Working on a wildlife reserve in Tanzania. Or as a photographer. So many choices...
I always think that if I won the lottery, I'd open up a soccer/educational school somewhere in Africa, maybe in Mali. Live in a beautiful place, playing and teaching soccer, and trying to make other people happy.
I always think that if I won the lottery, I'd open up a soccer/educational school somewhere in Africa, maybe in Mali. Live in a beautiful place, playing and teaching soccer, and trying to make other people happy.
I want to be one of those guys who go from village to village in 2nd world countries deflowering virgins (yes, it's a real job, people actually get paid to do this).
Edited, Mar 25th 2008 5:09pm by Yodabunny
Edited, Mar 25th 2008 5:09pm by Yodabunny
I want to be one of those guys who go from village to village in 2nd world countries deflowering virgins
How much do the boys parents pay?
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catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Alternately, I'd like to be in a server room and get paid to watch blinky lights and surf the internet all day (or all night) in the meantime.
Trust me. You don't actually want to work "in" a server room. Near one? Sure. Access to one? Absolutely! But you don't want to be inside one for long. The environmental conditions that are best for servers are absolutely not best for humans. Too loud. Too dry. Too cold. I've actually had contacts just randomly pop out of my eyes before when working in a server room for too long.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Thumbelyna wrote:
Demea wrote:
Professional Underachiever.
I'm sure Paris Hilton or someone of her ilk could give you pointers in that.
Or, I could point her!
Heh, ***** joke.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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