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#1 Mar 20 2008 at 11:50 AM Rating: Sub-Default
So it's a well proven fact that the sense of smell can be a sexual trigger. For example, you have sex with a woman, and she has a certain perfume or lotion on. If you were to smell that perfume or lotion again, granted the sex was a positive experience, it might bring back memories, or possibly turn you on.

Well moving on to the gay poster part, there is also a certain smell associated with certain areas of the human body. We all know that women give off a scent from the "area." Well for gay men (and I suppose some straight people too)the area is different. Well, basically it's the hole where the poo comes from. So my assumption is that during/after intercourse, there would be a poo like smell mixed in with the other usual sex smells. So my question is this:

Does the smell of poo turn gay men on?
#2 Mar 20 2008 at 11:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Why do I think this is not a serious question?

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#3 Mar 20 2008 at 11:52 AM Rating: Good
What the fuck is wrong with you?
#4 Mar 20 2008 at 11:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well for gay men (and I suppose some straight people too)the area is different. Well, basically it's the hole where the poo comes from.
Cite?

I'd assume any pheromones would be released near the groin itself and captured by the pubic hair. I think you're starting your asinine question from a faulty premise.
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#5 Mar 20 2008 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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#6 Mar 20 2008 at 11:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Also keep in mind that not all gay men have **** intercourse.

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#7 Mar 20 2008 at 11:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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Why do I think this is not a serious question?
Spoken like a woman who isn't hard at work trying to attract gay men!

Polymath, smear yourself with ****. Trust me.
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#8 Mar 20 2008 at 11:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
Why do I think this is not a serious question?
Spoken like a woman who isn't hard at work trying to attract gay men!

Polymath, smear yourself with ****. Trust me.


Does it need to be his own ****? Or would the **** of any attractive man do?

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#9 Mar 20 2008 at 11:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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To hedge his bets, it should be the **** of as many different people as he can collect. You never know which buttons your ****-smell will press.
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#10 Mar 20 2008 at 11:59 AM Rating: Decent
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So it's a well proven fact that the sense of smell can be a sexual trigger. For example, you have sex with a woman, and she has a certain perfume or lotion on. If you were to smell that perfume or lotion again, granted the sex was a positive experience, it might bring back memories, or possibly turn you on.

Well moving on to the gay poster part, there is also a certain smell associated with certain areas of the human body. We all know that women give off a scent from the "area." Well for gay men (and I suppose some straight people too)the area is different. Well, basically it's the hole where the poo comes from. So my assumption is that during/after intercourse, there would be a poo like smell mixed in with the other usual sex smells. So my question is this:

Does the smell of poo turn gay men on?


I hope you aren't serious. Whose sock are you?
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#11REDACTED, Posted: Mar 20 2008 at 12:02 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Why so mean? A simple no would suffice. Plus the question was for gay posters. Which one of you are gay? I need to make sure my info is credible.
#12 Mar 20 2008 at 12:03 PM Rating: Excellent
If you stick your ***** into someone's ********, and it comes out with shit on it, then URDOINITRONG.

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If you stick your ***** into someone's ********, and it comes out with **** on it, then URDOINITRONG.
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#14REDACTED, Posted: Mar 20 2008 at 12:06 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Ok I will concede that point. But wouldn't there be some residue, or at least a smell of the inner **** involved?
#15 Mar 20 2008 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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#16 Mar 20 2008 at 12:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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This poster, however, is an obvious forum sock.
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#17 Mar 20 2008 at 12:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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If you stick your ***** into someone's ********, and it comes out with sh*t on it, then URDOINITRONG.


Ok I will concede that point. But wouldn't there be some residue, or at least a smell of the inner **** involved?


Oh, fine, I'll bite.

**** sex does have a distinct smell, but it's probably not much different from vaginal sex. That is, if you take out the *****/creepy vaginal mucus smells that can be removed with proper hygiene. So, all you're really left with is the smell of your lube of choice, latex/rubber (because you should always use a condom), and the sweet musky smell of two bodies grinding together.

So, no, the smell of poo does not turn most gay men on. There are however exceptions to every rule, and there are some heteros that get a chub at the smell of an open sewer, and some lesbians really like to check out the outhouses on their co-op collective commune. But no, in general, no.

Now, tell me this, who's sock are you?
#18 Mar 20 2008 at 12:26 PM Rating: Default
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Oh, fine, I'll bite.

**** sex does have a distinct smell, but it's probably not much different from vaginal sex. That is, if you take out the *****/creepy vaginal mucus smells that can be removed with proper hygiene. So, all you're really left with is the smell of your lube of choice, latex/rubber (because you should always use a condom), and the sweet musky smell of two bodies grinding together.

So, no, the smell of poo does not turn most gay men on. There are however exceptions to every rule, and there are some heteros that get a chub at the smell of an open sewer, and some lesbians really like to check out the outhouses on their co-op collective commune. But no, in general, no.

Now, tell me this, who's sock are you?


Finally, a straight(?) answer.

I don't understand all the hostility I was really curious. I asked this one gay dude I met at a party once and he just laughed like I was making a joke. He also told me one time he got some corn on...it. Corn doesn't digest completely or something.

#19 Mar 20 2008 at 12:27 PM Rating: Excellent
Oh Polymath, you so silly.
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#21 Mar 20 2008 at 3:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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WTH is an *** sock?

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#22 Mar 20 2008 at 3:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
WTH is an *** sock?



Ask the gay posters? I dunno.
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#23 Mar 20 2008 at 4:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
WTH is an *** sock?



Obviously a very inquisitive hetero male interested in experimentation.
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#24 Mar 20 2008 at 4:49 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Samira wrote:
WTH is an *** sock?



Ask the gay posters? I dunno.
Best post of the thread. RACK you, Kao.
#25 Mar 20 2008 at 9:31 PM Rating: Good
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More gay male posters in the OOT, apparently.


For more diversity of answers, I'd go ----------> that way.
#26 Mar 20 2008 at 9:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lord Aripyanfar wrote:
More gay male posters in the OOT, apparently.


For more diversity of answers, I'd go ----------> that way.


I always thought of OOT <--------------- that way...
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