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Sometimes you can't see the forest for the trees. In your sister's case she is a ***** who will jump at any chance to expose herself in public. The breastfeeding is just her bullShit rationalization to you and others. She likes whipping out her tits so guys can look at them. Think how it would be for you, if some court ruled that men could expose themselves in public while urinating because it is a natural body function and a necessity, you would be drinking 80 glasses of water a day and pissing on every block, especially near the all girls catholic high school. Being a ***** just runs in you family.

By virtue of bringing another person into the world it somehow becomes socially acceptable to whip out your breasticles every time the kid cries, after years of being made to hide them from the world.

If I had boobies, I'd do it.

Hell, I'd probably squirt anyone close enough to walk by. Like they're going to bother to say anything, there's a tit a poppin'!

It would be cooler if she was Kafkaesque..

One morning, when I walked troubledly into the mall, I found myself watching a giant cockroach breastfeed.

An odd thread to make my first post on I know.

At an early age I was desensitized to breastfeeding (my mother was a midwife) and breasts have never been that big a deal for me. However working in the catering industry, I have seen how dangerous they can be!

About 2 years ago, I witnessed one of the waiters at the restaurant I worked at, staring at a customer breastfeeding at her table. Perhaps puberty kicked in at this point, as the guy tripped on the womans bag and dropped the plates he was carrying. This left him with a broken arm, and an angry customer covered in sunday roast.

Anyway, I figure breastfeeding in public is perfectly acceptable. In most cases I have witnessed, the mothers tend to be as discreet as possible.

Not bored with this yet BT?

My annoyance is that it is completely possible to breast feed without showing much ****** That's why they make nursing bras. So for someone to deliberately expose as much boob as they can in the process . . . yeah, they're doing it on purpose.

Scribblesmith, are you by a chance a member of LJ CF_Hardcore? If not, you should be. This is the kind of **** we ***** about all the time there XD