Born on christmas day, died at easter.
What are the chances of that you reckon?? Spooky or what...
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What the hell are you talking about?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
About the most famous Palestinian evah.
I need a coffee. Woosh is all around me.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Medium Mocca, no cream, two sugars for me please.
paulsol the Righteous wrote:
Born on christmas day, died at easter.
I thought Jesus died on Good Friday.
Edit: Though your use of the word "at" instead of the word "on" may convey that you meant the time around Easter instead of the day itself.
Edited, Mar 20th 2008 4:26am by Poldaran
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
paulsol the Righteous wrote:
Born on christmas day, died at easter.
I thought Jesus died on Good Friday.
Was Judas in charge of choosing that adjective? Or it it just really sacrcastic?
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
paulsol the Righteous wrote:
Born on christmas day, died at easter.
I thought Jesus died on Good Friday.
Was Judas in charge of choosing that adjective? Or it it just really sacrcastic?
Well, technically, it's the day he died for our sins(assuming I remember my church classes from childhood), so while his death was bad, we were all forgiven, so that's good.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
paulsol the Righteous wrote:
Born on christmas day, died at easter.
I thought Jesus died on Good Friday.
Was Judas in charge of choosing that adjective? Or it it just really sacrcastic?
Well, technically, it's the day he died for our sins(assuming I remember my church classes from childhood), so while his death was bad, we were all forgiven, so that's good.
Good Friday = Jesus' death 3 days later/Easter = Jesus rising from the grave
Why does all this matter on Thursday?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Why does all this matter on Thursday?
That's Maunday Thursday to you, heathen!
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Smasharoo wrote:
Why does all this matter on Thursday?
That's Maunday Thursday to you, heathen!
It's Friday here, to the east of you.
Quaint mythologies are quaint, but the procession of the stars and the stately orbit of the Earth rolls on. Love equinoxes and solstices. The changing of the seasons and the light.
Oh ok, some of the legends are pretty cool too, if only some people wouldn't take them so humourlessly.
I never got what was so holy about Holy Thursday.
But when I was growing up I always got a three day weekend roundabouts this time. ^^
But when I was growing up I always got a three day weekend roundabouts this time. ^^
It's like the Playoffs in 2004 and Holy Thursday and Good Friday were like the first three games that NY took and then then Easter was their massive implosion and failure as Boston rose from the dead to save all Bostonians from damnation and the curse.
It's also, I think, to celebrate the Last Supper.
It's also, I think, to celebrate the Last Supper.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Smasharoo wrote:
That's Maunday Thursday to you, heathen!
Silly Chritstians
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I've only watch the first 30 minutes of this so far, but the things said about why we Celebrate East and Christmas on the Spring and Winter solstice makes one think.
Zeitgeist the Movie
I can't say if their fact are true or not, just interesting like reading about how aliens help ancient civilizations build monuments, when I was a teen. After I get over my Obama fever, I may go watch the rest of the movie.
Zeitgeist the Movie
I can't say if their fact are true or not, just interesting like reading about how aliens help ancient civilizations build monuments, when I was a teen. After I get over my Obama fever, I may go watch the rest of the movie.
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This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
paulsol the Righteous wrote:
Born on christmas day, died at easter.
What are the chances of that you reckon?? Spooky or what...
What are the chances of that you reckon?? Spooky or what...
One in 4258.
However, Jesus was born on Christmas, dead on Good Friday, and rose from the grave on Easter.
Odds on that: uncomputably low. Assumes new science currently unknown.
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