2. Despite my usual disdain for models, I find myself drawn to Gabriel Aubry. I do not apologize.
What have you learned today?
Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.†― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
1) The Asylum just isn't as fun as I remember. 2) I hate my job more than I had previously thought. 3) The Fremen in Dune are based upon the Bedouin and the Kalahari Bushmen.
I learned that Tare's kid is psychic. I learned that the nicotine free cigarettes are just not worth my time and energy. I learned that dinner prep businesses absolutely rock!
I learned today that... that, I got nothing, someone teach me something.
No Wait!! I learned today that Pakistan will not allow Darryl hair to stand for tests involving thier country.
Not much I grant you but then i am in Cornwall and NOTHING ever happens here, the highlight of my day was the S&R helicopter got scrambled when some dosy cow fell off her horse on a beach.
Despite my usual disdain for models, I find myself drawn to Gabriel Aubry.
Me too!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Today I learned that the funny white bug meandering outside my office was a Silverfish...I had heard of them, yet never seen one. I also learned which of my co-workers were bloodthirsty, bug-killing bastards, and which ones would rather spare the bug and set it outside.
Mr./Ms. Silverfish ended up riding on a pair of sunglasses throughout the agency and placed gently outside, in the grass.
I learned that sony projection TV's have a red error LED that blinks 3 times when the bulb plate is removed, and 5 times when the capacitor board is fried on a 42 inch TV in a conference room! And also that some people think its ok to make socks?
Today I learned that spoiled soy milk doesn't have a distinct smell like regular spoiled milk. More of the hippy conspiracy to make me sick, I guess.
Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.†― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I also learned today that despite all contrary evidence, "Love You Madly" is not by Cake, but by the Carey Brothers, and that the Cure sang "Diseparation" not "Disintegration"...but that it still means "to fall apart Mama!"
It's ok, she's only two.
Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.†― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
That's hard to even do. Must be left over from me.
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Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
It's early in the day but I learned that an un-diapered bum, however short-lived, can and will **** on your carpet.
I always warn house guests of that.
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Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.