I have learned two things today:
1. I am addicted to nicotine gum.
2. Despite my usual disdain for models, I find myself drawn to Gabriel Aubry. I do not apologize.
What have you learned today?
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
What have you learned today?Nexa
Even Arthur C Clarke couldn't have come up with such an improbable thing, and he invented slugs!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Oh, Nobby. Slug **** is so 2000.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I learned:
1) The Asylum just isn't as fun as I remember.
2) I hate my job more than I had previously thought.
3) The Fremen in Dune are based upon the Bedouin and the Kalahari Bushmen.
1) The Asylum just isn't as fun as I remember.
2) I hate my job more than I had previously thought.
3) The Fremen in Dune are based upon the Bedouin and the Kalahari Bushmen.
Samira wrote:
Oh, Nobby.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I learned:
a) a 3 year old sometimes knows in advance that she is going to vomit.
b) I cannot, forthelifeofme, shop for clothing.
c) I need to get working on my kids' baby books. Memory is fadin'...fast.
a) a 3 year old sometimes knows in advance that she is going to vomit.
b) I cannot, forthelifeofme, shop for clothing.
c) I need to get working on my kids' baby books. Memory is fadin'...fast.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I learned that Tare's kid is psychic.
I learned that the nicotine free cigarettes are just not worth my time and energy.
I learned that dinner prep businesses absolutely rock!
I learned that the nicotine free cigarettes are just not worth my time and energy.
I learned that dinner prep businesses absolutely rock!
I learned today that... that, I got nothing, someone teach me something. 
No Wait!! I learned today that Pakistan will not allow Darryl hair to stand for tests involving thier country.
Not much I grant you but then i am in Cornwall and NOTHING ever happens here, the highlight of my day was the S&R helicopter got scrambled when some dosy cow fell off her horse on a beach.
No Wait!! I learned today that Pakistan will not allow Darryl hair to stand for tests involving thier country.
Not much I grant you but then i am in Cornwall and NOTHING ever happens here, the highlight of my day was the S&R helicopter got scrambled when some dosy cow fell off her horse on a beach.
A cow was riding a horse?
Were there rockinghorse people? Marshamallow pie?
Were there rockinghorse people? Marshamallow pie?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
How about pikanesse pie?
Coo-coo-cah-choo.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Tare wrote:
Oh, that's only if you have an accent.
Hah!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Despite my usual disdain for models, I find myself drawn to Gabriel Aubry.
Me too!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I have just learned that if you're making tomahto granary bread, you should add dried chilli-flakes when you mix in the sundried tomahtoes.
Mmmmmm.
Mmmmmm.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I just learned that I can't catch a fly if I try to, but my reflexes get them every time.
Today I learned that the funny white bug meandering outside my office was a Silverfish...I had heard of them, yet never seen one. I also learned which of my co-workers were bloodthirsty, bug-killing bastards, and which ones would rather spare the bug and set it outside.
Mr./Ms. Silverfish ended up riding on a pair of sunglasses throughout the agency and placed gently outside, in the grass.
Mr./Ms. Silverfish ended up riding on a pair of sunglasses throughout the agency and placed gently outside, in the grass.
I learned, for the thousandth time, that my karma is rock-solid.
I learned that sony projection TV's have a red error LED that blinks 3 times when the bulb plate is removed, and 5 times when the capacitor board is fried on a 42 inch TV in a conference room! And also that some people think its ok to make socks?
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
And also that some people think its ok to make socks?
That is correct, at least three on the loose right now! Grab the laundry basket quick!
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That is correct, at least three on the loose right now! Grab the laundry basket quick!
Today I learned that spoiled soy milk doesn't have a distinct smell like regular spoiled milk. More of the hippy conspiracy to make me sick, I guess.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
It's early in the day but I learned that an un-diapered bum, however short-lived, can and will **** on your carpet.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I also learned today that despite all contrary evidence, "Love You Madly" is not by Cake, but by the Carey Brothers, and that the Cure sang "Diseparation" not "Disintegration"...but that it still means "to fall apart Mama!"
It's ok, she's only two.
Nexa
It's ok, she's only two.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Today I learned that spoiled soy milk
That's hard to even do. Must be left over from me.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
It's early in the day but I learned that an un-diapered bum, however short-lived, can and will **** on your carpet.
I always warn house guests of that.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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