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A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"

"That's easy," the guy says, "He'll be a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

"A female horth," the midget tells him. So the man shows him a prized filly he has for sale. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth," the midget asks? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So the horse seller picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Thank you! Nith earzth too. Can I thee her mouf now"?

By now the rancher is getting pretty iritated by this point, but he picks him up one last time and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Vewwy nice mouf, can I see her ****?"

Completely losing his cool at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing, looking a little nonplussed.

"Perhapth I should rephrath that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

/rimshot

Totem

Edited, Mar 19th 2008 1:01pm by Totem

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Edited, May 20th 2009 9:12pm by BoondockSaint

I think the first time I heard that joke I was about 7 (overheard my dad telling it to someone outside, haha). It took me a few days to get up the nerve to ask what a **** was, but my mom said she didn't know and wanted to know where I'd heard it. I lied and told her I didn't remember.

Nexa

I give up my last pretense of sophistication.

I laughed.