It's nothing my Valtrex won't fix. "After all, I have genital herpes."
Off camera voice: "And I don't!"
"And we want to keep it that way. That's why every time my d1ck busts out one of those oily supporating lesions, I treat my *****-stick with some Ooze-Preventer(TM) and that li'l pill that tastes like ****."
Off camera voice: "He really loves me!"
"Shut the f*** up and suck my cack, *****."
Totem