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#1 Mar 18 2008 at 10:23 AM Rating: Good
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The judge's ruling in the Mills/McCartney divorce has been published .

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The husband’s evidence was, in my judgment, balanced. He expressed himself moderately though at times with justifiable irritation, if not anger. He was consistent, accurate and honest.

But I regret to have to say I cannot say the same about the wife’s evidence. Having watched and listened to her give evidence, having studied the documents, and having given in her favour every allowance for the enormous strain she must have been under (and in conducting her own case) I am driven to the conclusion that much of her evidence, both written and oral, was not just inconsistent and inaccurate but also less than candid. Overall she was a less than impressive witness.

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She claims holiday expenditure of £499,000 p.a. (including private and helicopter flights of £185,000), £125,000 p.a. for her clothes, £30,000 p.a. for equestrian activities (she no longer rides), £39,000 p.a. for wine (she does not drink alcohol), £43,000 p.a. for a driver, £20,000 p.a. for a carer, and professional fees of £190,000 p.a.
How the other half live Smiley: rolleyes

At least she cares about her charities:

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Charity expenditure at an annual rate of £627,000 includes airfares of £180,000 for commercial flights, £120,000 for helicopter flights, and £192,000 for private flights. I accept that the wife is very committed to charities and their causes but the degree of such proposed expenditure is, I am sorry to have to say, ridiculous.
I suspect some of her sponsorships may be about to dry up.

Stupid cow.


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#2 Mar 18 2008 at 10:37 AM Rating: Decent
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I suspect some of her sponsorships may be about to dry up.

Stupid cow.
I liked the bit where she stood in front of the worlds media and said

"Everyone knows Pauls has been worth £800 million for the last 20 years."

Ahh so you agree you have done nothing to increase his wealth dispite your entire case being hung on the reasoning that you rebuilt his career...

Cry me a river suger.
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#4 Mar 18 2008 at 10:53 AM Rating: Good
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I've been reading the decree off and on this morning. The way the Judge is just laying out Heather's statements and the evidence that contradicts her statements has me in stitches.

Ny favorite quote:

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In her final submissions the wife described h er contribution as "exceptional." I reject her case. I am afraid I have to say her case on this issue is devoid of reality. The husband's evidence is far more persuasive.
#5 Mar 18 2008 at 10:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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This is all after she supposedly doused his attorney with water? Was his attorney on fire at the time?

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#6 Mar 18 2008 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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Peg legged gold digger.

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#7 Mar 18 2008 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
This is all after she supposedly doused his attorney with water? Was his attorney on fire at the time?



No, but apparently she was "baptized."

Edit: quoting eludes me.

Edited, Mar 18th 2008 12:07pm by Thumbelyna
#8 Mar 18 2008 at 11:12 AM Rating: Good
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I forget the particulars, but I seem to recall that some lady was successfully sued for doing just that. She was arrested for assault, convicted of a misdemeanor, sued for a few thou, and sent packing off to anger management therapy. Or something like that.

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#9 Mar 18 2008 at 11:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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If the judge had wanted to imprison her for contempt, she wouldn't have a leg to stand on
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#10 Mar 18 2008 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good
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/rimshot

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#11 Mar 18 2008 at 11:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Is she going to have to stump up any of her own cash for legal expenses?
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#12 Mar 18 2008 at 11:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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paulsol the Righteous wrote:
Is she going to have to stump up any of her own cash for legal expenses?
Hadn't thought of that.

Cases like this can cost an arm and a leg!
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#13 Mar 18 2008 at 11:59 AM Rating: Good
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I suspect that someone else will end up footing the bill for sure......
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#14 Mar 18 2008 at 12:02 PM Rating: Good
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Hopefully she won't have to suffer the indignity of poverty, knock on wooden legs.

















Ugh, that was a stretch. I suck at quick reparte'.

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#15 Mar 18 2008 at 12:44 PM Rating: Good
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The thing I mistrust about her is that she has one real leg, one artificial leg, but 2 real feet!

Burn her!!!


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Nobby wrote:
paulsol the Righteous wrote:
Is she going to have to stump up any of her own cash for legal expenses?
Hadn't thought of that.

Cases like this can cost an arm and a leg!


Ahh ,but will she be forced to change her name to Peggy
#17 Mar 20 2008 at 8:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Looks like she couldn't wait to spend the money. . . .

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Seems so oddly familiar.
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#19 Mar 20 2008 at 5:25 PM Rating: Good
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"Dirtly"?
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If I had a peg leg I'd totally convert it into a pogo stick!
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#21 Mar 21 2008 at 3:52 AM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
"Dirtly"?
Dirtly Smiley: nod
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#22 Mar 21 2008 at 6:06 AM Rating: Good
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Some wag submitted this Lookalike pic to a magazine I subscribe to:

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Smiley: laugh
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#23 Mar 21 2008 at 6:15 AM Rating: Decent
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