But you can gimme 50 mill instead.
LONDON, England (CNN) -- Heather Mills, the estranged wife of Paul McCartney, was granted nearly 25 million pounds ($50 million) in her divorce proceedings with the former Beatle, she said Monday.
I hope the one-legged freaky sex was worth it, Sir Paul.
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
It's the amount that was reportedly the settlement offer he proposed years/months ago. I would love to see how much of it she really ends up with after paying off everything.
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It's the amount that was reportedly the settlement offer he proposed years/months ago. I would love to see how much of it she really ends up with after paying off everything.
I wonder if that equates to more than $1000 an hour.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
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I wonder if that equates to more than $1000 an hour.
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"He likes her to fly five times a year on holiday," Mills said of McCartney. "It's 17,000 (pounds) for two people return (round-trip) first class, so that's obviously not meant to happen for her anymore. It's very sad."
London to LA first class on BA is £9000 for two people.
$50,000,000 divided by 34400 hours from 1,435 days of marriage (married June 11, 2000, separated May 16, 2006, give or take) = $1,453 or so per hour.
Looks like Sir Paul got what he paid for!
Looks like Sir Paul got what he paid for!
At least the Governor's mistress had 2 legs...
If anything, Paul should get her half off.
If anything, Paul should get her half off.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
[joke recycling]
With that money she can afford to buy her own plane.
and a ladyshave for the other leg
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With that money she can afford to buy her own plane.
and a ladyshave for the other leg
[/joke recycling]
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
He was the dumbass who never got her to sign a pre-nup... I am surprised she didn't get more nowadays.
Of course, even pre-nups aren't safe anymore. Brittany supposedly had an Iron tight pre-nup with Kevin but he got around that some way too.
Of course, even pre-nups aren't safe anymore. Brittany supposedly had an Iron tight pre-nup with Kevin but he got around that some way too.
bubspeed wrote:
He was the dumbass who never got her to sign a pre-nup... I am surprised she didn't get more nowadays.
Of course, even pre-nups aren't safe anymore. Brittany supposedly had an Iron tight pre-nup with Kevin but he got around that some way too.
Of course, even pre-nups aren't safe anymore. Brittany supposedly had an Iron tight pre-nup with Kevin but he got around that some way too.
Any agreement can be set aside if both parties agree to do so.
Thumbelyna wrote:
Any agreement can be set aside if both parties agree to do so.
Come on. It's McCartney.
I'd be happy to get rid of a ***** like that for a few month's earnings.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I don't wanna be mean or anything, but I don't get why she got anything at all of his money. It's not like she put her career on hold to take care of the kids, or help him in his. She's "been doing charity for 20 years", well great. What claim does she have to his momey?
Isn't it just reverse sexism?
Isn't it just reverse sexism?
Meh, I'm sure it has more to do with the kid than anything. Squeeze out a puppy for the right guy and you could be set for life!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Meh, I'm sure it has more to do with the kid than anything. Squeeze out a puppy for the right guy and you could be set for life!
Ah, I didn't know they had a kid together.
If I was gay, I'd totally buy myself a ******. Best investment ever.
Hell, you may only need half a ******. Clearly, some guys really aren't that picky.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Hell, you may only need half a ******.
Indeed.
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