I know, I know, I shouldn't link crappy things like these on this forum. No one cares, eveyone has seen it a hundred times before, the Simpsons already did it, this belong in =28, I know.
But fUck it, I just can't resist the chance to headbutt my stupid little **** of a President.
In the face.
With a girl.
Such fun...
I scored 72.
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Avoir du travail par dessus la tête, n'est pas?
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Smasharoo wrote:
Avoir du travail par dessus la tête, n'est pas?
C'est une vie difficile...
Vaut la peine.
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J'espere, eclate-aroo.
Je suis un poisson.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Je suis un poisson.
Néquessa
Néquessa
Fixé ca pour toi, petit poisson.
Merci.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Since you guys are so busy, I could do with your (intellectual) help.
I need to write a newspaper article/comment type thing on this DNA database thing I linked earlier. But I'm stuck on the opening line, I can't find a good way to start it.
I was thinking of maybe going with the "You have no privacy, get over it" quote from the SUN system dude. Or maybe the boring "Every generation or so, a new technology comes along that promises to revolutionise the way blablabla..." but that's kinda crap.
After the first line(s), I'm gonna talk about the debate surrounding the loss of privacy Vs efficiency, the research into links between genetic inheritance and criminality, and then a quote from a guy saying that "insurance companies will soon be able to predict an insuree's carer" and then bam! Say that the debate I just talked about referred to fingerprinting a 100 years ago, and that not much has changed since with regards to DNA, except... And then go into the current sticking point of the DNA database in the UK.
So, any ideas for an opener?
If not, you can keep on spamming French, that's cool too.
As a reward, well, you might get your opening line(s) in a newspaper in the UK! Under my bosses' name, of course, but still, let's not poo in the pot.
I need to write a newspaper article/comment type thing on this DNA database thing I linked earlier. But I'm stuck on the opening line, I can't find a good way to start it.
I was thinking of maybe going with the "You have no privacy, get over it" quote from the SUN system dude. Or maybe the boring "Every generation or so, a new technology comes along that promises to revolutionise the way blablabla..." but that's kinda crap.
After the first line(s), I'm gonna talk about the debate surrounding the loss of privacy Vs efficiency, the research into links between genetic inheritance and criminality, and then a quote from a guy saying that "insurance companies will soon be able to predict an insuree's carer" and then bam! Say that the debate I just talked about referred to fingerprinting a 100 years ago, and that not much has changed since with regards to DNA, except... And then go into the current sticking point of the DNA database in the UK.
So, any ideas for an opener?
If not, you can keep on spamming French, that's cool too.
As a reward, well, you might get your opening line(s) in a newspaper in the UK! Under my bosses' name, of course, but still, let's not poo in the pot.
“When it comes to privacy and accountability, people always demand the former for themselves and the latter for everyone else.†- David Brin
I think that's apt.
Nexa
I think that's apt.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety"
Attributed most commonly to Franklin, but probably not his.
Attributed most commonly to Franklin, but probably not his.
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That is pretty fUcking good...
Not sure it'll work as an opener, but it's going definately going somewhere in there.
Mille merci
Le Phoenix Rouge.
Not sure it'll work as an opener, but it's going definately going somewhere in there.
Mille merci
Le Phoenix Rouge.
Or, in homage to your homeland, you could always go with the famous Robspiere quote:
"J'ai votre gateau juste la, putain"
"J'ai votre gateau juste la, putain"
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Or, in homage to your homeland, you could always go with the famous Robspiere quote:
"J'ai votre gateau juste la, putain"
"J'ai votre gateau juste la, putain"
I only learned who he is from playing the game Guillotine.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
Or, in homage to your homeland, you could always go with the famous Robspiere quote:
"J'ai votre gateau juste la, putain"
"J'ai votre gateau juste la, putain"
What was all that? How to say "I surrender!" 29 different ways in French*?
Totem
*Sacre bleu! Hounh-hounh-hounh! Another le joke about French effeminity. Oooh la-la, but losing wars demonstrates, how do I say, our superior sophistication, oui?
Totem
*Sacre bleu! Hounh-hounh-hounh! Another le joke about French effeminity. Oooh la-la, but losing wars demonstrates, how do I say, our superior sophistication, oui?
I scored 69. I am teh leet!
Edited, Mar 17th 2008 1:48pm by paulsol
Edited, Mar 17th 2008 1:48pm by paulsol
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Totem wrote:
What was all that? How to say "I surrender!" 29 different ways in French*?
Totem
Totem
Huh, well next time you guys have an independence war, we're staying home and watching it on TV.
Huh, well next time you guys have an independence war, we're staying home and watching it on TV.
Nah, there'll be a Jerry Lewis movie on that will distract you.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Huh, well next time you guys have an independence war, we're staying home and watching it on TV.
Nah, there'll be
Get with the times, old timer.
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