Danalog got his dead sexy back?Follow

17:31 * Danalog had a fun time taking the wrong box out of a store and accidentally stealing a pair of boots and leaving his old shoes/pants/etc at the
store, which is now closed for the day
17:31 <@Draknorr> hah
17:31 <@Danalog> I'm dead sexy now though!
17:32 <@Nizdaar> hahaha. Security didn't go off?
17:32 <@Danalog> nope
17:32 <@Nizdaar> That's funny. That's going to be amusing to explain tomorrow.
17:33 <@Danalog> they didn't even know I had their boots. they called to tell me I left my box there, and I went oh oops, I have a box of your shoes then,
and they went oh sh*t
17:33 <@Danalog> tomorrow I get to go in even though the store's closed, while they're doing inventory, and exchange it
17:33 <@Danalog> I think I ended up with a pair of $380 boots
17:34 <@Danalog> so you'd think they'd have security
17:34 <@Nizdaar> heh. nice!
17:34 <@Draknorr> wow
17:34 <@Danalog> I'd rather have all my stuff back though, along with 2 pairs of shoes sarah bought at a consignment shop
17:34 <@Draknorr> most I've ever stolen (aka left in the cart and didn't see it to have them check it out) is a box of screws from home depot
17:35 <@rale> how do you accidently walk out with the wrong clothes? did you forget what you were wearing? :P
17:35 <@Danalog> no, I walked out wearing the new outfit I bought
17:35 <@Danalog> new shoes and kilt
17:35 <@Nizdaar> I've had something like that happen to me too, Drak. I figure it was a mistake and considering whta i've spent at home depot... i wasn't
worried about the $2 item that both myself and the cashier missed
17:35 <@Danalog> and socks
17:35 <@Nizdaar> .... kilt
17:35 <@rale> .. kilt?
17:35 <@Nizdaar> How the hell do you not notice you went in wearing pants
17:35 <@Nizdaar> and left wearing a dress?
17:36 <@Draknorr> ahaha
17:36 <@Draknorr> I am laughing so hard righ tnow
17:36 <@Nizdaar> Didn't you notice it was breezy!?
17:36 <@Danalog> I knew that, I just left the box with pants behind and grabbed a box of shoes instead
17:36 <@Danalog> I stuck my pants in the box of shoes I bought
17:36 * Nizdaar cut and pastes this conversation into forum=4
17:36 <@Danalog> http://www.utilikilts.com/index.php?page_id=31
17:36 <@Nizdaar> (well, no, I'm not. But it does sound like fun)
17:37 <@Danalog> "The Survival.s maximum capacity is 20 Bottles of the survival beverage of your choice. That.s six in the front slant pockets, ten in the
cargo pockets and four in the back. With the Survival around your waist, you.ll never go thirsty."
17:37 <@Draknorr> make sure you grab that link too niz
17:37 <@Draknorr> That's a cargo dress
17:37 <@Danalog> I'm wearing those and a shorter version of the boots Early wore in Firefly
17:38 <@Nizdaar> heh. 20 bottles of water would be 14 pounds of water alone. Then the container weight
17:38 <@Nizdaar> I hope you have a belt!
17:38 <@Danalog> yep
17:38 <@Danalog> a converted airplane seatbelt
17:38 <@Nizdaar> oh
Admin edit: removed.
17:38 <@Nizdaar> My mistake
17:38 <@Nizdaar> bottles of beer
17:38 <@Nizdaar> not water
17:38 <@Danalog> yes
17:38 <@Danalog> beer
17:39 <@Danalog> slightly heavier
17:39 <@Nizdaar> Clearly that's acceptable when hiking~
17:39 <@Draknorr> at least you can **** easily after all that beer you're holding
17:39 <@Danalog> yes


Edited, Mar 15th 2008 11:58pm by Kaolian

LOL thats great! I demand pictures of Dana in the Kilt!

Ban him

Yes, probably. Whoops.

Definitely!

I'd like to see pics too, for educational purposes only. I'm planning on kilting up to go to this year's Ren Faire as a Celtic warrior. Maybe even a mini-kilt for the wee lad.

ROFL yeah pix of that too!

Thirded, fifthed, and eighthed.

I wonder if Danalog was shopping in the Borders in Tyson's Corner about 8 months back.

Peepmouse, aka Mrs. Danalog

Very very nice.

Is that a cop in the background?

Nah looks like a mechanic or machinist. The shirt with the right hand name/title labels. The work boots and blue jeans. Definantly someone who gets dirty for a living I bet.