In Britain, that is!
LONDON - Many Britons were resigning themselves to more puritanical lifestyles Thursday as they faced the prospect of "sin taxes" that will increase the cost of alcohol, cigarettes, gas-guzzling cars and, potentially, plastic bags.
The Labour Party government is hoping that hiking taxes on booze will help curb Britain's binge-drinking culture.
Binge drinking culture?? They survived the Blitz, yo!
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
No more cheap plastic bags? Nobby's going to be forced to start buying high end autoerotic asphyxiation devices.
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Britain's gonna be like the next Ireland.
Whoopsie-doodle!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Like this hasn't been happening for years.. 
Nobby is going to have to move to Mexico now...
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The Labour Party government is hoping that hiking taxes on booze will help curb Britain's binge-drinking culture
Hahahahaha...
No, they're not. They're hoping that hiking taxes will help offset the gigantic borrowing they're doing.
They won't "curb" the binge-drinking culture in Britain. It's existed for as long as Britain has existed.
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