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#52 Mar 14 2008 at 8:40 AM Rating: Good
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Seriously though, tell me you DIDNT cry when the dad penguin's egg got away from him and froze and died in March of the Penguins.


FUck, I had tears in my eyes. The last time that happened during a movie was when I was watching some 80's version of White Fang and some dog or wolf died or something, I can't really remember cos I was just a kid.

Anyway, yeah, was really sad Smiley: cry


Edited, Mar 14th 2008 4:41pm by RedPhoenixxx
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#53 Mar 14 2008 at 10:06 AM Rating: Decent
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If I was drunk and a millionaire, yeah she's pretty freakin hot. Of course, if I was a millionaire I'd be pretty damn close to being perfect, so I doubt I would have to pay for it.
#54 Mar 14 2008 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda...that's so romantic that I'm tearing up over here.

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Yeah, the animal kingdom is chock full of fanciful flirtations.

The lesson here: The only truly 'true' man is the scrawny parasitic type.

Seriously though, tell me you DIDNT cry when the dad penguin's egg got away from him and froze and died in March of the Penguins.


You're talking to the wrong person, I cry if I run over a frog.

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#55 Mar 14 2008 at 11:12 AM Rating: Good
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It's all about the thrill. The more dangerous the sex, the better.

I don't understand however, why a married man has to do things like this without his wife knowing.

Why not get her involved? I mean even the most boring office girl can get her freak on. You just gotta find her "thing" and if you don't know your ol lady enough to find it, maybe you should not be married.

First pic the girl looks good, but 1000.00/hr? Gotta see the toilet first. Maybe worth it then.
#56 Mar 14 2008 at 11:19 AM Rating: Decent
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I don't understand however, why a married man has to do things like this without his wife knowing.


You people aren't really stupid enough to think his wife had no idea, are you??
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#57 Mar 14 2008 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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Do men honestly think women don't have the same impulse?


"The same" impulse? No, I don't think women have "the same" impulse. I don't think women have the same impulse, given the number of high end man whores working for escort services, I'd say I'm correct.

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#58 Mar 14 2008 at 1:34 PM Rating: Good
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I don't understand however, why a married man has to do things like this without his wife knowing.


You people aren't really stupid enough to think his wife had no idea, are you??


News hasn't reported that yet... DO Tell!!!
#59 Mar 14 2008 at 3:34 PM Rating: Decent
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but apparently the Way of the ***** is a mysterious one.


I blame evolution. From an evolutionary point of view, guys had to impregnate as many girls as possible in order to maximise their chances of reproduction. As they did so, the got a feeling of satisfaction cos they fullfilled their evolutionary purpose.

Unfortunately, evolution hasn't quite caught up with the fact we're not cavemen anymore, and that impregnating lots of different women isn't really the best way to ensure survival of the specie, or the family.

Well that, and the fact that monstrous egos need constant reassurance and confirmation they still "got it". And he was balding, which makes it ten times worse.


He actually isn't that bad looking for his age. I might conceivably bend him over if I had the opportunity.
#60 Mar 14 2008 at 4:18 PM Rating: Good
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If this were true then there would be no emo songs or songs about how a girl did a guy wrong.
There's just as many about the opposite.

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While there are lots of mammalian species that mate for life, none of them are monogamous. They all ***** around if given the opportunity - males and females.
Irrelevant. None of those other mammals have evolved to a level remotely approximating us.

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"The same" impulse? No, I don't think women have "the same" impulse. I don't think women have the same impulse, given the number of high end man whores working for escort services, I'd say I'm correct.
Don't be ridiculous. Having it and acting on it are not the same thing.

Edited, Mar 14th 2008 7:20pm by Atomicflea
#61 Mar 14 2008 at 4:24 PM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
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"The same" impulse? No, I don't think women have "the same" impulse. I don't think women have the same impulse, given the number of high end man whores working for escort services, I'd say I'm correct.
Don't be ridiculous. Having it and acting on it are not the same thing.

So it's not okay to broadly declare that men have more innate impulse for sex, but is is okay to broadly declare that women have more scruples or impulse control than men?

#62 Mar 14 2008 at 5:03 PM Rating: Good
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So it's not okay to broadly declare that men have more innate impulse for sex, but is is okay to broadly declare that women have more scruples or impulse control than men?
Is this your Geraldine Ferraro take on the subject? When did I say that? I'll contend that women have been programmed to be more contained, and only recently started to deprogram, but I don't contend that a woman that cheats is somehow genetically or morally superior to a man who does the same.
#63 Mar 15 2008 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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Don't be ridiculous. Having it and acting on it are not the same thing.


I'm not being ridiculous. I'm going on a thousand years of evidence. Men cheat more often than women. Men pay for sex more often than women by a factor of 100000. Due respect, you're wrong here. It might be that YOU have the same sex drive as an 18 year old boy, I couldn't say. In the aggregate, however, women have less of a drive to **** everything in sight. That doesn't mean they're asexual or what have you, it means they don't consider what ******* every man they see would be like before learning his name.

Men do that. All the time. From the age of 12 to about the age of 96. Is that how it is with women? Clue me in, here. Do you consider what sex would be like with 100 random men you see in a shopping mall on a daily basis?

There are genetic differences between genders that cannot be equivocated no matter how handy that would be from an egalitarian standpoint.

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#64 Mar 19 2008 at 11:04 AM Rating: Good
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It turns out she did 7 full length films for Girls Gone Wild before she got into hooking.

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#65 Mar 19 2008 at 11:13 AM Rating: Decent
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Do you consider what sex would be like with 100 random men you see in a shopping mall on a daily basis?
Now you're being ridiculous. Notice men while surrounded by designer handbags and the aroma of Gloria Jean's Cappafrappalalachinos?
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#66 Mar 19 2008 at 4:24 PM Rating: Default
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By Totem: What quality does this particular young lady have over someone who isn't a *****-- besides all those STDs and loads of emotional baggage she carts around from doing men for cash?


Disposability and convenience. And yeah, she's pretty hot. Yeah, whenever there's a hot girl pictured online, there's a laundry list of guys who claim they're not interested, but I'd bet dollars to donuts those same 'disinterested' guys would stare holes in the girl's panties like Bodhidharma sitting in front of a wall. They might not necessarily partake, but 99% would gawk their fcuking eyes off.
#67 Mar 19 2008 at 4:26 PM Rating: Good
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I think the question should not be whether or not she is worth $1000.00 an hour. We have to get a lot more basic than that. Perhaps if we all focus on the first question we would ask ourselves when presented with the picture of this woman:

Would you hit it?
#68 Mar 19 2008 at 4:28 PM Rating: Good
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Puh-lease.

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#69 Mar 19 2008 at 4:30 PM Rating: Default
Having not printed out her Carfax report, hell yes. Knowing where she's been, only if I was desperate (moreso than usual) and I had a rubber.
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