Gosh darn it. I'm too stupid to learn how to post the picture of the Call Girl from the front page of Drudge....
For me to blow a week and a half's worth of pre-tax wages I would expect the girl to be a combination of Scarlett Johanson's looks and Angelina Jolie kinkyness (minus the body art).
The girl on Drudge does not appear to be this person. At least for me... She kinda has a latino look with a minor in trailer park.
Edited, Mar 13th 2008 10:08am by bubspeed
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I think you meant this:
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
However, she does have a nice coush on the first pic...
Duh.
Depends on what she does for the hour.
Depends on what she does for the hour.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Duh.
Depends on what she does for the hour.
Depends on what she does for the hour.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Twenty-two is still such a kid. 
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Twenty-two is still such a kid.
bah, I wish I'd been making that kinda money when I was 22. I get the impression that *she* didn't actually get much of it though, since it was through a service. I don't understand the outcry over consentual prostitution, but then, I should have been born in the Netherlands.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Twenty-two is still such a kid.
bah, I wish I'd been making that kinda money when I was 22. I get the impression that *she* didn't actually get much of it though, since it was through a service. I don't understand the outcry over consentual prostitution, but then, I should have been born in the Netherlands.
Nexa
Meh, I don't really care that she screwed some politician for money as long as it was done safely, and in all honesty the publicity is probably gonna be better for her 'singing' career than undercover whoring.....it's just my baby girl is 22 and it seems like she's still a child (I need to get over it).
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Four thoughts:
1) The "X" on the webbing of her hand between the thumb and forefinger tells me she's is/was a druggie.
2) The escort service website promotes these girls as being refined, educated, and elegant. More or less they are supposed to be the pinnacle of womanhood. In other words, to be the ultimate embodiment of the female species, you become a *****. Niiiiice.
/rollseyes
3) Did you see her brothers on the Today Show? Yeah, exactly. New Jersy thug-gangsta wannabes. Thanks for dressing up for your interview on national TV, guys. Their appearance speaks volumes about my first two thoughts.
4) New Jersy still is the location where New York's **** goes when it gets flushed. Lol, this family validates every negative stereotype about the Mississippi of the Northeast.
Totem
1) The "X" on the webbing of her hand between the thumb and forefinger tells me she's is/was a druggie.
2) The escort service website promotes these girls as being refined, educated, and elegant. More or less they are supposed to be the pinnacle of womanhood. In other words, to be the ultimate embodiment of the female species, you become a *****. Niiiiice.
/rollseyes
3) Did you see her brothers on the Today Show? Yeah, exactly. New Jersy thug-gangsta wannabes. Thanks for dressing up for your interview on national TV, guys. Their appearance speaks volumes about my first two thoughts.
4) New Jersy still is the location where New York's **** goes when it gets flushed. Lol, this family validates every negative stereotype about the Mississippi of the Northeast.
Totem
Make that five thoughts:
5) A dollar gets you a donut that she does a spread in Playboy by July.
Totem
5) A dollar gets you a donut that she does a spread in Playboy by July.
Totem
She seriously looks like a tard in that second picture.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Totem wrote:
Make that five thoughts:
5) A dollar gets you a donut that she does a spread in Playboy by July.
Totem
5) A dollar gets you a donut that she does a spread in Playboy by July.
Totem
2 dollars says she will be a Vivid Video girl by the end of April.
Cost of living in NY must be crazy....around here a junkie hooker goes for around $20. She definetly looks trailer parkish.
"If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans"
George Carlin.
George Carlin.
I don't wanna state the obvious but $1,000 is nothing for some people. Everything is relative. I would never spend $1,000 on her, but some people make that in a day. They probably would, without thinking about it twice.
calindc wrote:
Totem wrote:
Make that five thoughts:
5) A dollar gets you a donut that she does a spread in Playboy by July.
Totem
5) A dollar gets you a donut that she does a spread in Playboy by July.
Totem
2 dollars says she will be a Vivid Video girl by the end of April.
Some play on the following words for the DvD name!
"Spitz or' swallows"
"I swallowed Spitzer"
"Lolita does govenor Quimby"
"Trailer Park 23 does New York"
Feel free to add some more creative junk then i could
[quote=bubspeed"Spitz or' swallows"
"I swallowed Spitzer"
[/quote]
lmao
"I swallowed Spitzer"
[/quote]
lmao
"If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans"
George Carlin.
George Carlin.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
I don't wanna state the obvious but $1,000 is nothing for some people.
To scale downwards, $7.50 is nothing to me but I still think the bag of M&Ms in the hotel minibar is a rip-off and stay away from them.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
To scale downwards, $7.50 is nothing to me but I still think the bag of M&Ms in the hotel minibar is a rip-off and stay away from them.
Yes, but you are a reasonable and healthy
In my old Uni, some students used to light cigars with £50 notes at the Uni bar. They would've spent £20 on some M&Ms for the hell of it. And I can easily imagine them, at 50, balding but with more money than sense, blowing $1000 on a so-so hooker.
I wonder what her "cut" was?
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
To scale downwards, $7.50 is nothing to me but I still think the bag of M&Ms in the hotel minibar is a rip-off and stay away from them.
Yes, but you are a reasonable and healthy
Shows what you know. I have it on good authority that Joph runs over bunnies with a lawn mower for kicks.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar the Great wrote:
Shows what you know. I have it on good authority that Joph runs over bunnies with a lawn mower for kicks.
He must have one hell of a quick lawn mower.
Or are you implying that he deliberately amputates rabbits and then chucks them on his lawn to run them over? Cos that would be quite cool to watch.
I'd imagine the money was more for the discretion angle, not that it worked out well in that regard.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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I'd imagine the money was more for the discretion angle, not that it worked out well in that regard.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
He must have one hell of a quick lawn mower.
Or are you implying that he deliberately amputates rabbits and then chucks them on his lawn to run them over? Cos that would be quite cool to watch.
Or are you implying that he deliberately amputates rabbits and then chucks them on his lawn to run them over? Cos that would be quite cool to watch.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Why, you looking for some tips?
no teeth. Don't do the fake scream thing.
no teeth. Don't do the fake scream thing.
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