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#1 Mar 11 2008 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
And first African-American gov'ner for New York. His name is David Peterson

Here's to a swift boot to the *** for Eliot Spitzer.



#2 Mar 11 2008 at 12:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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And first African-American gov'ner for New York. His name is David Peterson

Here's to a swift boot to the *** for Eliot Spitzer.


Don't count your Governor Stevie Wonders before they hatch. Though I do think Spitz the steamroller will eventually resign since the fact that he solicited the high priced harlot to travel across state lines to service him opens him up to federal charges.
#3 Mar 11 2008 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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Don't count your Governor Stevie Wonders before they hatch. Though I do think Spitz the steamroller will eventually resign since the fact that he solicited the high priced harlot to travel across state lines to service him opens him up to federal charges.


I do believe it will be awile before he either steps down or is impeached, simply because the governership might be his best bargining chip and he is arrogant enough to use that office as such.
#4 Mar 11 2008 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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I do believe it will be awile before he either steps down or is impeached


Won't last the week.

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#5 Mar 12 2008 at 8:32 AM Rating: Good
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I do believe it will be awile before he either steps down or is impeached


Won't last the week.



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#6 Mar 12 2008 at 8:39 AM Rating: Decent
The reason he had to cave so early is that his entire election platform was built around how tough he was on criminals.

When it turns out you are one, your entire administration is suspect. As in, if he's lying about this, then what else is he lying about?
#7 Mar 12 2008 at 9:25 AM Rating: Decent
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The reason he had to cave so early is that his entire election platform was built around how tough he was on criminals.

When it turns out you are one, your entire administration is suspect. As in, if he's lying about this, then what else is he lying about?
Meh, Political platforms are just as easy to build up as they are to topple.

He's facing criminal charges. My guess is he's outta there cuz he's hoping for a better plea bargain deal without the governorship on his shoulders.
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#9 Mar 12 2008 at 12:04 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm not sure he has the sort of vision required to run NY.
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#10 Mar 12 2008 at 12:09 PM Rating: Good
I see what you did there.
#11 Mar 12 2008 at 12:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Eye see what you did there.


Fixed.

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Eye cane see what you did there.


Fixeded.

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Eye cane see what you did there.


Fixeded.


Iris my case.

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Iris my case.


Good one, the pupil has become the teacher.
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#15 Mar 12 2008 at 12:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Iris my case.


Good one, the pupil has become the teacher.


Nah, you're still the master of lowbrow humor.

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Nah, you're still the master of lowbrow humor.


Hey, come on now, do I lash out at you like that?
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#17 Mar 12 2008 at 12:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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That reply couldn't have been cornea
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That reply couldn't have been cornea


I don't appreciate your sense of vitreous humor.
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#19 Mar 12 2008 at 12:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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That reply couldn't have been cornea


I know, we should put a lid on it.

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#20 Mar 12 2008 at 12:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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I know, we should put a lid on it.


Nah I like to punish the rest of the board with our personal banter.

Spare the rod...

Edited, Mar 12th 2008 4:25pm by Smasharoo
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#22 Mar 12 2008 at 12:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
That reply couldn't have been cornea


I know, we should put a lid on it.

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I think I've made enough of a spectacle of myself for the moment. Off to hit the nicotine gum!
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#24 Mar 13 2008 at 2:56 AM Rating: Good
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NY Times found Kristen's MySpace. Poor Silda. This woman has nothing on her in the looks department, she's just younger. And a prostitute. Ugh.
#25 Mar 13 2008 at 7:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Does he know that he is black?
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#26 Mar 13 2008 at 8:29 AM Rating: Good
Gotta love them black and blind white supremacists.
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