http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/10/nyregion/10cnd-spitzer.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
ALBANY - Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning.
Considering he campaigned on ethical and moral superiority, he's likely toast.
However! Governor Hillary would have a great shot at the white house in 2016.
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Smasharoo wrote:
ALBANY - Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning.
Thank God.
I was worried he'd wind up being gay.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Associated with hookers???
Thank God.
I was worried he'd wind up being gay.
Thank God.
I was worried he'd wind up being gay.
All I can say is . . . so that's where he blew all the state's budget.
Any word on drug charges to match?
Hookers and blow: Ruining the second oldest profession since the oldest profession and drugs were invented.
Any word on drug charges to match?
Hookers and blow: Ruining the second oldest profession since the oldest profession and drugs were invented.
This fascinates me to no end. He was big against organized crime and prostitution and he gets caught with a hooker...
I read somewhere (drudge maybe) that he had a 7:00am interview on T.V. the morning after the alleged affair. Guess you can throw in a sniff or two of coke into the equation. If I paid $1000's for a night with a hooker, I would want to make sure I was brought to a mere inch of dying...
Edited, Mar 10th 2008 3:22pm by bubspeed
I read somewhere (drudge maybe) that he had a 7:00am interview on T.V. the morning after the alleged affair. Guess you can throw in a sniff or two of coke into the equation. If I paid $1000's for a night with a hooker, I would want to make sure I was brought to a mere inch of dying...
Edited, Mar 10th 2008 3:22pm by bubspeed
This fascinates me to no end.
Really? It fascinates you? Political hypocrisy? How many 100000000000000 times do you need to see people overcompensating for their faults by decrying things in public until you get it?
Edit: Here's what fascinates me: He had to pay for it? Why?
Edited, Mar 10th 2008 3:34pm by Smasharoo
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Wow, interesting piece on the Lt Gov of NY on CNN. He's apparently (and I'm not joking) a blind black dude from Harlem.
Hahaha, man. That would be fantastic if he became Governor.
Hahaha, man. That would be fantastic if he became Governor.
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/sigh
Now it's the Democrats' turn. Welcome to the next chapter in governmental sexual scandals.
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Now it's the Democrats' turn. Welcome to the next chapter in governmental sexual scandals.
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/sigh
Now it's the Democrats' turn. Welcome to the next chapter in governmental sexual scandals.
Totem
Now it's the Democrats' turn. Welcome to the next chapter in governmental sexual scandals.
Totem
It is likely going to get worse for him, as rumor around the city is that it was not paid for by him and was therefore a bribe given by someone trying to influence him.
...and Governor Giuliani sounds much better.
Edited, Mar 10th 2008 4:27pm by fhrugby
I'd like to revel in it considering that it's a Democrat, but knowing that these things aren't confined to any particular party, I'd just be setting myself up for derision. The only saving grace would be if Hillary Hellbeast were found to be the madam.
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Now it's the Democrats
Obviously, it was a woman, not a 14 year old boy.
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We don't know that definitively yet. It might involve barnyard animals too for all we know.
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See? Now I have something good to say about Blagojevich. He's never (to my knowledge) messed with hookers.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Spitzer has endorsed Clinton. I wonder if she's going to reject and denounce him now?
Democrats have more fun.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Spitzer has endorsed Clinton. I wonder if she's going to reject and denounce him now?
That would go over well. "I denounce this man who had sex with another woman while married. I won't stand for that sort of thing."
That would go over well. "I denounce this man who had sex with another woman while married. I won't stand for that sort of thing."
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The beauty of being a Dem is that this will actually improve his standing. Go, stud!
Honestly, who cares.
Honestly, who cares.
Honestly, who cares.
Everyone. It's almost as important as a blond chick going missing.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Honestly, who cares.
Everyone. It's almost as important as a blond chick going missing.
That one from Aruba, yeah she was hawt.
Smasharoo wrote:
Honestly, who cares.
Everyone. It's almost as important as a blond chick going missing.
Smasharoo wrote:
This fascinates me to no end.
Really? It fascinates you? Political hypocrisy? How many 100000000000000 times do you need to see people overcompensating for their faults by decrying things in public until you get it?
Edit: Here's what fascinates me: He had to pay for it? Why?
Check the CNN photo; he doesn't seem to be blessed with a very comely appearance. Hell, it looks like he's missing his entire upper palate!
Either that, or he's trying to eat his own face.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Smasharoo wrote:
This fascinates me to no end.
Really? It fascinates you? Political hypocrisy? How many 100000000000000 times do you need to see people overcompensating for their faults by decrying things in public until you get it?
Edit: Here's what fascinates me: He had to pay for it? Why?
Check the CNN photo; he doesn't seem to be blessed with a very comely appearance. Hell, it looks like he's missing his entire upper palate!
Either that, or he's trying to eat his own face.
So in other words, he's a zombie? The feds should cut him some slack...it's no easy feat to get some booty when you're having to mind decomposing body parts.
Check the CNN photo; he doesn't seem to be blessed with a very comely appearance. Hell, it looks like he's missing his entire upper palate!
I'm not really following you. What does his physical appearance have to do with a powerful millionaire getting laid?
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Smasharoo wrote:
Check the CNN photo; he doesn't seem to be blessed with a very comely appearance. Hell, it looks like he's missing his entire upper palate!
I'm not really following you. What does his physical appearance have to do with a powerful millionaire getting laid?
Apparently, in this case, political clout only goes so far. And it looks like it stops at his hairline here.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Honestly, who cares.
Everyone. It's almost as important as a blond chick going missing.
Oh, yes. ISO the real killers.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Apparently, in this case, political clout only goes so far. And it looks like it stops at his hairline here.
I was more wondering if he was paying her to **** on his chest or something funny.
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