I'll be playing poker now that my latest consulting gig is completed.
Life in the rooms full of drunk compulsive gamblers lane.
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
The beauty of the California thing is I'll just be leasing an already established business, and I won't be selling this place, so I can come back to retire or if I just don't dig California. Plus, the place in California comes with employees. Employees. Like, people to do some of the work. That is just rad.
I'm trying to picture having BT as a boss...
That would either be freakin' awesome or sucky as hell. I can't decide which.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar the Great wrote:
I'm trying to picture having BT as a boss...
That would either be freakin' awesome or sucky as hell. I can't decide which.
That would either be freakin' awesome or sucky as hell. I can't decide which.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
BT, where in the bay area are you going to be living? Will you be buying some property or renting? It's beautiful there but expensive as hell. If you were doing this last year I would have accepted the Oracle job and stayed in the bay area myself - but all in all, life has been pretty great back in Maryland...and much more affordable.
Sorry to see you moving out of Maryland, Dana, but Seattle rocks and I know you'll love it - is this an Zam-related move?
Sorry to see you moving out of Maryland, Dana, but Seattle rocks and I know you'll love it - is this an Zam-related move?
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
Snorre wrote:
BT, where in the bay area are you going to be living? Will you be buying some property or renting?
Pleasanton. And I'll be leasing a kennel on two acres. I know the woman who owns the property, so I'm getting a better than market value deal. If I want to down the road, there will be a buy option, in fact at first we were talking about me just buying it, but I'm sort of scared to go a million dollars into debt.
Well, Super Smash Brothers Brawl comes out in roughly 30 hours, so I'll be doing that. Until then, probably seeing friends/boyfriend, reading, or trolling here.
Bowling
Drinking
House work
Yard work
Not in any particular order.
Drinking
House work
Yard work
Not in any particular order.
After being out of work for 2~ or so months, I have to get the garage back into shape, since they were slacking a bit. Need to dig the Aviator out of storage, as it will be needed for the next cross country trip, to buy a couple fleet cars.
Besides that, trolling here.
Besides that, trolling here.
Snorre wrote:
Sorry to see you moving out of Maryland, Dana, but Seattle rocks and I know you'll love it - is this an Zam-related move?
Alla's making Dana move closer to Kao to "keep an eye on him".
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Stupid double post.
Edited, Mar 8th 2008 5:08am by Rimesume
Edited, Mar 8th 2008 5:08am by Rimesume
#38REDACTED,
Posted: Mar 08 2008 at 5:08 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I plan to stalk Nexa, fuck her face until she vomits on her succulent breasts, gape her ***, and by the time I'm done her, she'll be begging for more.
I'm going to finally check out (ha!) the local library, putter about the house, maybe try to take a decent nature photograph for a contest at work. I'm not too sure about natural beauty today, though. It's still cold as fuck out here.
I did see The Other Boleyn Girl last night. It was a decent flick if you never read the book, but I'm still a bigger fan of The Tudors.
Edited, Mar 8th 2008 7:56am by Atomicflea
I did see The Other Boleyn Girl last night. It was a decent flick if you never read the book, but I'm still a bigger fan of The Tudors.
Edited, Mar 8th 2008 7:56am by Atomicflea
When is the new season of the Tudors? I needs me some good TV to watch...
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
When is the new season of the Tudors? I needs me some good TV to watch...
Johnathan Rhys-Meyers can be a bit over-the-top, but I suspect that's the cocaine.
Yeah, JRM does the squinty-eyes-because-I'm-deep-and-shiat thing a bit too much for me but I liked the first season a lot. Cool, some good TV for March!
Now, Big Love and Weeds need to return.
Now, Big Love and Weeds need to return.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Yeah, unfortunately for me I'm going to have to wait until Season 2 comes out on DVD. After upgrading to HD, I don't have the cash left to pay more for Showtime.
Atomicflea wrote:
I did see The Other Boleyn Girl last night. It was a decent flick if you never read the book, but I'm still a bigger fan of The Tudors.
Edited, Mar 8th 2008 7:56am by Atomicflea
I just finished reading the book last week and I was hugely disappointed. After all its popularity, I was expecting it to be much better, but just like The Da Vinci Code it turns out it was written for an audience with a 6th grade reading comprehension.
I wasn't expecting Shakespearean narration and dialogue, but SOME elevated language would have been appropriate considering the time period the book was describing. Instead, the author decided to make them sound pre-Elizabethan British by having them start each sentence with "D'you."
Meh. I hate being disappointed by amateurish literature.
Edited, Mar 8th 2008 8:32am by Ambrya
Stop reading crap then.
Hah!
Hah!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Thumbelyna wrote:
Same old stuff I always say I'm going to do and then never get it done. I need motivation.
Here is your motivation, I have only half a garage left to unpack or trash, you better get to work. And since my Alienware is out of service, I have nothing better to do than unpack.
I will spend the weekend recovering from last night. Went to a gallery for the opening of a friend Steve's work. Then it was off to a club where he just recently return to DJ on Friday nights with 2 of my daughters. Made sure to buy ticket to concert on April 4th to the kick off of ego likness and Voltaire tour
I should be working with oldest on Balticon business as she is hanging over my shoulder. There is a meeting tonight, but while I should be there not sure about having to take a bus across town.
I should be working with oldest on Balticon business as she is hanging over my shoulder. There is a meeting tonight, but while I should be there not sure about having to take a bus across town.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
Im sitting at home floating between computer, tv, sleep and exercises for leg.
Down to one crutch, Leg hurts often, so I m just not up to BSFS meeting and riding to it on a bus.
Will do some eq later.
Down to one crutch, Leg hurts often, so I m just not up to BSFS meeting and riding to it on a bus.
Will do some eq later.
Tare wrote:
Stop reading crap then.
Friday's Monday update: Day #12 in a row at work. Last day since tomorrow I go to the tax accountant. Then it's back to work for another 9 in a row.
/sigh
We have a pilot whose mom got in a bad car wreck and is out for a while nursing her back to health.
Totem
/sigh
We have a pilot whose mom got in a bad car wreck and is out for a while nursing her back to health.
Totem
Got my essays done. I now know more about the various incarnations of Australopithecus and the differences between platyrrhine & catarrhine primates than I ever wanted to.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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