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#1 Mar 05 2008 at 6:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

I scored 29 Smiley: grin
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#2 Mar 05 2008 at 6:25 PM Rating: Decent
26!
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#3 Mar 05 2008 at 6:28 PM Rating: Decent
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I can take 16, but Smash can take 32...he's big and mean.

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#4 Mar 05 2008 at 6:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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28.

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Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?
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#5 Mar 05 2008 at 6:33 PM Rating: Good
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The more I think about this, the more certain I am that they're being generous. I'd be overwhelmed in seconds. They should have added the following options for accuracy:

To balance: Do you occasionally tip over just trying to stand still?
To reach: I can't reach my toes.
To height: Five year olds are pretty tall.

Also: a question in the psychology section regarding a five year old's ability to manipulate you by crying.

I *might* be able to take three...if they started it.

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#6 Mar 05 2008 at 6:35 PM Rating: Decent
27!
#7 Mar 05 2008 at 6:37 PM Rating: Good
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You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight
Double that for toddlers!

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#8 Mar 05 2008 at 6:39 PM Rating: Good
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24. I was sure I could take on at least 30.
#9 Mar 05 2008 at 6:39 PM Rating: Decent
I think my short, stumpy arms got me in, they're not very conducive to slaughtering five-year olds (which, by the way, are pretty tall. Smiley: frown)

Edited, Mar 5th 2008 9:39pm by Alixana
#10 Mar 05 2008 at 6:40 PM Rating: Good
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24. But only because I've never been to a rock concert with a horse.

Otherwise it would have been 'all of them'.
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#11 Mar 05 2008 at 6:53 PM Rating: Good
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37. But then again, I'm large.

Of course in a real world fight against a swarm of five year olds, I'm sure I could do better. Real five year olds are not fearless, and that would be their downfall!
#12 Mar 05 2008 at 6:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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38! Bring it on kindergartners!
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#13 Mar 05 2008 at 7:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?

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#14 Mar 05 2008 at 7:40 PM Rating: Excellent
33.

I have been training for this eventuality for my entire life.
#15 Mar 05 2008 at 7:42 PM Rating: Default
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You could take on 39 five year old kids in a fight.


Damn, I coulda swore at least 50..
#16 Mar 05 2008 at 9:20 PM Rating: Good
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Suh-weeeeet! 33 kiddies, ******** I am the Bad A$$ of the Playground.

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#17 Mar 06 2008 at 3:08 AM Rating: Good
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33 here.

Of course, under the martial arts section there was no answer for "you are a 4th degree black belt and teach more than 100 people how to kick *** on a weekly basis."

I would like to think that would have tilted my number up a bit.
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#18 Mar 06 2008 at 6:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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31. Being a mom to a 5 yr old, I know how damn sneaky and cut throat they can be when they want something. And puppy dog eyes sure as hell don't work on me.


Yeah, I'm a mean mom.
#19 Mar 06 2008 at 6:30 AM Rating: Good
23 here. Smiley: frown

I blame the fact that I've never had any martial arts experience.

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#20 Mar 06 2008 at 6:34 AM Rating: Good
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Only 19 here.

I lack agressiveness.
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#21 Mar 06 2008 at 8:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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For some of you low scorers, dual-wielding a couple of rugrats will turn the tide!
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#22 Mar 06 2008 at 3:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Man, I'm only good for 20. I am kinda small, though my Zerg-fighting experience would come in handy.

Plus, the idea of picking up a kid by his ankles and swinging him around (think Neo in the Multiple Smiths fight in Matrix 2) is highly entertaining!
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#23 Mar 06 2008 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
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29 here.

grab them damn kids and use em for weapons!!
#24 Mar 06 2008 at 5:21 PM Rating: Good
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27 based on average body and skills.
#25 Mar 06 2008 at 9:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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For some of you low scorers, dual-wielding a couple of rugrats will turn the tide!



****!!

Gotta redo my talent points then.
#26 Mar 06 2008 at 10:18 PM Rating: Good
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42 five-year olds.
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