Okay Gbaji, here you go. Three reasons why I support Barack Obama:
1). He's dreamy. Let's face it, we're in tumultuous times, especially concerning foreign relations. I am convinced that Obama's handsome visage, winning smile, and sizzling physique will cause Europe to shut their flapping mouths, disarm nuclear weapons in Korea, and bring the fanatic Muslim terrorists to their knees.
2). He makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. I love hearing all about his message of hope, it makes me feel better about myself for voting Kerry in 2004.
3). My mother likes Obama. My mother is ten times the Obama supporter I am, and has even been making campaign phone calls to Latino voters in vital states such as California and Texas. I do whatever my mother tells me to, because she's an angry, scary Cuban woman.
So, there you have it.
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Jophiel wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Why should I?
Are you just dense today?
I didn't say I support Obama for president. You do see how that's significant, right? If you and some friends are thinking of where to go for dinner, and one insists that you go to a specific restaurant, it would be perfectly reasonable for you to ask that person why, right? If that person refused, you wouldn't take their suggestion that seriously, would you? If the person just pointed at a menu available there, you might still ask "Ok. But why there and not at some other place?".
And if in the midst of this discussion, someone else wanders by and insists that you must list off three things that *you* like about the restaurant that the other person is pushing, you'd think they'd totally gone off their rocker, right?
Yes. I think you would. How about the person who holds a position be expected to support/explain it? Is that so much?
It's like a freaking koolaide drinkers convention in here...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
Are you just dense today?
You're welcome to just say "No" or something if you'd like. You're not really required to go on long hissy fits to avoid answering it.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
gbaji wrote:
Are you just dense today?
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You're welcome to just say "No"
Gbaji, responding to anything with only one word?!?!!!
That's a sign of the apocalypse, right there.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Lol. You guys have been dancing around this for almost a page now. I just find it funny that anyone would be so sure of her political choice and so utterly unwilling to actually state why she made that choice. Downright bizarre really...
I know you think you're doing some sort of chivalric "rescue" here Joph, but does this sort of childish tactic really work for you? I hope to god you don't pull that crap on your son. He'll be in therapy for most of his life...
I can just see it:
Joph Jr: Dad? Can I have a cookie?
Joph: Well son. Only if you can tell me three reasons why I shouldn't give you a cookie...
Joph Jr: Huh!? /cry
I know you think you're doing some sort of chivalric "rescue" here Joph, but does this sort of childish tactic really work for you? I hope to god you don't pull that crap on your son. He'll be in therapy for most of his life...
I can just see it:
Joph Jr: Dad? Can I have a cookie?
Joph: Well son. Only if you can tell me three reasons why I shouldn't give you a cookie...
Joph Jr: Huh!? /cry
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Lol. You guys have been dancing around this for almost a page now. I just find it funny that anyone would be so sure of her political choice and so utterly unwilling to actually state why she made that choice. Downright bizarre really...
Can you enumerate three logical reasons you support McCain?
Note the fourth word in the previous sentence.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
gbaji wrote:
Lol. You guys have been dancing around this for almost a page now.
You're so afraid to give my question a straight answer that you'll bend yourself in all sorts of ways. I'll tell you what --- you're so hung up on the "But the CONTEXT!!" angle that I'll start a brand new thread. Then you won't have that excuse to cling to, okay?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Smash is in the category of "people who most want universal health care", right?
"Wants?" Not really. I wanted it when I was 18. When I was 20 it was apparent to me, and anyone not living in some delusional fantasy world that it was unavoidable. Since then, I've basically wanted us to start moving towards it incrementally so that it didn't cause a catastrophic shock to the economy when we did get to it. Unfortunately, the .001% of the population who have a direct self interest in the current system were easily able to dupe a majority of the population with baseless fear, as usual, so now it'll cripple us economically one way or the other within the next 50 years. I'm sure there are people who benefit from the destruction of the middle classes, but I don't count myself among them. You, by the way, ARE the middle class, so let me assure you that you aren't among them, either.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Well, it really comes down to this, gbaji. It's not that I am unwilling to explain why I have chosen Obama as my candidate of choice; it's that I am unwilling to explain it to you. Does that make sense now that I have said it as plainly as possible?
Well, it really comes down to this, gbaji. It's not that I am unwilling to explain why I have chosen Obama as my candidate of choice; it's that I am unwilling to explain it to you. Does that make sense now that I have said it as plainly as possible?
That means you can't! Ha! You only like him because of his giant uncircumcised negro member!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
That means you can't! Ha! You only like him because of his giant uncircumcised negro member!
Damn...is it that obvious?
Edited, Mar 11th 2008 12:09am by Alixana
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