As I have documented here before, my appendage is as liken unto an small kitten's todger. Don't let the height & shoe-size myths fool you.
This does force one to develop one's technique, and of course, is offset by my ability to lick my eyebrows and breathe through my ears.
As for my ethnicity, it's pretty much English apart from a few minor fractions of Italian and French in the 19th Century, and the French origins some centuries earlier.
Oh, and ToUtem. Mom says you left your Swedish-made ***** Enlarger at her place. Along with a credit card receipt for Swedish-made ***** enlarger signed by ToUtem, a warranty card for Swedish-made ***** enlarger pump, filled out by ToUtem, and a copy of "Swedish-made ***** Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by ToUtem.
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve