The cat yowled, ornaments fell from the mantlepiece and Jenkins has come from the East Tower to ask if he should take the silver to the withdrawing room.
That was fUcking odd.
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It's 12:56am in the middle of England, and my entire house just shook.
The cat yowled, ornaments fell from the mantlepiece and Jenkins has come from the East Tower to ask if he should take the silver to the withdrawing room.
That was fUcking odd.
The cat yowled, ornaments fell from the mantlepiece and Jenkins has come from the East Tower to ask if he should take the silver to the withdrawing room.
That was fUcking odd.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
It's 12:56am in the middle of England, and my entire house just shook.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Terrible Curry accident?
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BBC has an Obama story. Maybe it was the massive hope swell.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Yeah, they're calling it a preliminary magnitude 4.7
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2008nyae.php
edit: looks like there was some earlier action south of you as well
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Maps/region/Europe.php
Edited, Feb 26th 2008 5:19pm by Kaolian
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2008nyae.php
edit: looks like there was some earlier action south of you as well
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Maps/region/Europe.php
Edited, Feb 26th 2008 5:19pm by Kaolian
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No worries, Nobs. That was just your Mom experiencing the earth move from a vicarious Black Snake moment. Drink some of that warm beer you guys swill and relax, guv'nor.
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The good news is that you'll be able to buy an American made Dirigible to live in for about 12 Euros in a few years, if the currency market continues down it's current road.
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Damn, the one time we get an earthquake, and I was asleep 
Poor Nobby, if only a woman had been riding your semi-turgid crotch-noodle, you might have satisfied a ****** at least once.
A pity. Perhaps in the future you can synchronize your groinal gyrations with the meeting of your peener and the pUssy, and the moving of the the earth. Perhaps not. Well, probably not.
A pity. Perhaps in the future you can synchronize your groinal gyrations with the meeting of your peener and the pUssy, and the moving of the the earth. Perhaps not. Well, probably not.
In his case, wouldn't it have been a semi-turgid crotch-haggis? Word on the street is that he's half Irish, half Scotch, and all mammery-lovin', "cane-me-till-I-bleed, Governess!" I picture him clothed in black schoolboy shorts and cap while Darq wales on his backside with a riding crop.
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As I have documented here before, my appendage is as liken unto an small kitten's todger. Don't let the height & shoe-size myths fool you.
This does force one to develop one's technique, and of course, is offset by my ability to lick my eyebrows and breathe through my ears.
As for my ethnicity, it's pretty much English apart from a few minor fractions of Italian and French in the 19th Century, and the French origins some centuries earlier.
Oh, and ToUtem. Mom says you left your Swedish-made ***** Enlarger at her place. Along with a credit card receipt for Swedish-made ***** enlarger signed by ToUtem, a warranty card for Swedish-made ***** enlarger pump, filled out by ToUtem, and a copy of "Swedish-made ***** Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by ToUtem.
This does force one to develop one's technique, and of course, is offset by my ability to lick my eyebrows and breathe through my ears.
As for my ethnicity, it's pretty much English apart from a few minor fractions of Italian and French in the 19th Century, and the French origins some centuries earlier.
Oh, and ToUtem. Mom says you left your Swedish-made ***** Enlarger at her place. Along with a credit card receipt for Swedish-made ***** enlarger signed by ToUtem, a warranty card for Swedish-made ***** enlarger pump, filled out by ToUtem, and a copy of "Swedish-made ***** Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by ToUtem.
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