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#1 Feb 25 2008 at 5:47 PM Rating: Decent
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The Svalbard Global Seed Vault, a backup to the world's 1,400 other seed banks, was to be officially inaugurated in a ceremony Tuesday on the northern rim of civilization attended by about 150 guests from 33 countries.


F'ucking hippies and their crazy ideas. How many want to make a bet that a bunch of stoners are trying to send pot seeds for a new generation to this place? I got $5 on it. On the bright side, well. . . I can't really think of a bright side. If we ever need to use this seed bank the world will probably in pretty poor shape. Let's all hope that this was just a huge waste of money.

FYI ~ For the good of all mankind (er . . . make that womankind) I'll be stopping by the bank later this week to make a seed deposit myself.

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#2 Feb 25 2008 at 5:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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If I survive the end of the world, I sure as fuck am not headed to Norway.
#3 Feb 25 2008 at 5:54 PM Rating: Good
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If I survive the end of the world, I sure as fuck am not headed to Norway.
But if Buddha was right, Denmark may beckon
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#4 Feb 25 2008 at 6:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Would it not have made more sense to store the seeds in a locale that was close to a large area of fertile farmland, like an unused missile silo in Nebraska. So now after trekking hundreds, if not thousands of miles in a desolate post apocalyptic arctic circle waste land to get the "Seeds of life," you now have to trek untold thousands of miles south because the seeds don't grow in the tundra.
#5 Feb 25 2008 at 6:18 PM Rating: Good
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Would it not have made more sense to store the seeds in a locale that was close to a large area of fertile farmland, like an unused missile silo in Nebraska. So now after trekking hundreds, if not thousands of miles in a desolate post apocalyptic arctic circle waste land to get the "Seeds of life," you now have to trek untold thousands of miles south because the seeds don't grow in the tundra.
Totally. They should have just put them in space, would have made more sense. The way I figure it, according to that guy that invented the interweb, the whole world is going to be under water in the next 50 years. I'm fairly certain that Kevin Costner will be dead by then and we won't have any mutant fish/human hybrids to swim down to the then underwater seedbank and retrieve any of the cargo . . . not that they could plant them anyway considering everything will be wet.
#6 Feb 25 2008 at 7:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
The News wrote:
The Svalbard Global Seed Vault, a backup to the world's 1,400 other seed banks
If we ever need to use this seed bank the world will probably in pretty poor shape.
Especially since it's a back-up to the other seed banks on the planet. So this one is only useful if the massive US crop seed bank fails. Smiley: eek
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#7 Feb 25 2008 at 7:21 PM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
not that they could plant them anyway considering everything will be wet.


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#8 Feb 25 2008 at 7:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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fhrugby the Wise wrote:
... So now after trekking hundreds, if not thousands of miles in a desolate post apocalyptic arctic circle waste land to get the "Seeds of life," you now have to trek untold thousands of miles south because the seeds don't grow in the tundra.


Ya know that would make a not so bad movie.
#9 Feb 25 2008 at 7:48 PM Rating: Decent
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
fhrugby the Wise wrote:
Would it not have made more sense to store the seeds in a locale that was close to a large area of fertile farmland, like an unused missile silo in Nebraska. So now after trekking hundreds, if not thousands of miles in a desolate post apocalyptic arctic circle waste land to get the "Seeds of life," you now have to trek untold thousands of miles south because the seeds don't grow in the tundra.
Totally. They should have just put them in space, would have made more sense. The way I figure it, according to that guy that invented the interweb, the whole world is going to be under water in the next 50 years. I'm fairly certain that Kevin Costner will be dead by then and we won't have any mutant fish/human hybrids to swim down to the then underwater seedbank and retrieve any of the cargo . . . not that they could plant them anyway considering everything will be wet.


Perhaps some sort of ark is in order.

Edited, Feb 25th 2008 9:51pm by Natdatilgnome
#10 Feb 26 2008 at 2:27 PM Rating: Good
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I was under the assumption it was placed that far up in the damn north, in order tp preserve the seeds as best as possible. Less risk of being contaminated by mold, and it keeps the seeds in hibernation until needed.
#11 Feb 26 2008 at 2:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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I was under the assumption it was placed that far up in the damn north, in order tp preserve the seeds as best as possible. Less risk of being contaminated by mold, and it keeps the seeds in hibernation until needed.


Smiley: dubious

I doubt they're being stored outside in a sack.

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#12 Feb 26 2008 at 3:41 PM Rating: Good
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If you were in charge of this endeavour are you going to be the one to take chances when it could be the only seeds to survive doomsday?

Neither would these guys.
#13 Feb 26 2008 at 3:47 PM Rating: Decent
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If you were in charge of this endeavour are you going to be the one to take chances when it could be the only seeds to survive doomsday?


I would, but I'm no a pale blond viking who drinks 8 pints of Vodka a day and believes in rock spirits.

They tend to be more risk adverse.


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#14 Feb 26 2008 at 8:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
If I survive the end of the world, I sure as fuck am not headed to Norway.


But it has such majestic watery fiords fyords fiiords inlets!
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#15 Feb 27 2008 at 3:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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fhrugby the Wise wrote:
Would it not have made more sense to store the seeds in a locale that was close to a large area of fertile farmland, like an unused missile silo in Nebraska. So now after trekking hundreds, if not thousands of miles in a desolate post apocalyptic arctic circle waste land to get the "Seeds of life," you now have to trek untold thousands of miles south because the seeds don't grow in the tundra.

Actually, these guys are probably counting on the fact that the seed bank would only actually be needed for after a runaway greenhouse effect, which would perhaps crash the world's ecosystems. In the case of a runaway greenhouse, Norway will have an ideal tree growing climate.

The last time the world had all the CO2 in the air, that is presently locked up in the remaining crude oil, the only place trees grew WAS around the North and South pole. The areas of the Earth that are now temperate and tropical at the time were so hot that they were utter wasteland deserts.

It is the massive tropical rainforests around the South Pole that rotted down and fossilised into the massive coal beds that drifted north and became Western Europe and Britain.



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Smasharoo wrote:

If you were in charge of this endeavour are you going to be the one to take chances when it could be the only seeds to survive doomsday?


I would, but I'm no a pale blond viking who drinks 8 pints of Vodka a day and believes in rock spirits.

They tend to be more risk adverse.


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#17 Feb 27 2008 at 4:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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The seeds aren't being stored just for doomsday scenarios. It's also to maintain a diversity of genetic strains of each crop.

For example, there could be an outbreak of a plant disease to which a particular strain of wheat has increased resistance.




Edited, Feb 27th 2008 6:32pm by trickybeck
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