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#1 Feb 22 2008 at 3:47 PM Rating: Good

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I was bored earlier today having been bullied of my computer by my four year old Smiley: glare

So armed with my Sky playback and a remote control i set about entertaining my pea sized brain.

I found a Top gear episode i hadn't seen before as i was Deployed to north Africa at the time fighting off pygmy's armed with overly sharp mango's.

It was the episode where they ventured to the good Ol US of A and drove across country in car costing Less than $1000. All was proceeding in the normal Top gear fashion (comedy moments at James May's expence, cars breaking down, things not working making the experiance hell for the three of them) and then this happened.

Its about 7 mins long but to cut to the point they where attacked by red necks who had a few issues with the artistic "improvements" they made...

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#2 Feb 22 2008 at 3:51 PM Rating: Good

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It's always good to the birthplace of football hooligans pass moral judgment on the bigots of other countries.

I can think of about 1000 things I could paint on a car in Birmingham that would result in essentially the same thing.

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#3 Feb 22 2008 at 3:55 PM Rating: Good

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Stuff your telly was made for. Smiley: thumbsup

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I can think of about 1000 things I could paint on a car in Birmingham that would result in essentially the same thing.

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#4 Feb 22 2008 at 3:58 PM Rating: Good

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It's always good to the birthplace of football hooligans pass moral judgment on the bigots of other countries.

Actually we aren't nor are we the country with the biggest problem

Germany would be the correct answer to both.

Besides Football hooligans wouldn't attack Americans driving through London based on "Football sucks" painted on the side of a ford fiesta...

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I can think of about 1000 things I could paint on a car in Birmingham that would result in essentially the same thing.

Actually no you couldn't we British have this thing called a sence of humoUr.

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#5 Feb 22 2008 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good

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Baron von tarv wrote:

we British have this thing called a sence of humoUr.

I don't

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#6 Feb 22 2008 at 4:05 PM Rating: Good

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I saw that episode. Strange that I immediately though of Allakazoo. Smiley: laugh

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#7 Feb 22 2008 at 4:07 PM Rating: Excellent

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My baby takes the morning train, he works from nine till five and then
He takes another home again to find me waitin' for him

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#8 Feb 22 2008 at 4:10 PM Rating: Decent

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Umm MF... Are you feeling ok? not come over all funny or anything? need a little time in a quiet room perhaps?

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#9 Feb 22 2008 at 4:17 PM Rating: Decent

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MentalFrog wrote:

My baby takes the morning train, he works from nine till five and then
He takes another home again to find me waitin' for him

Lol! The Manchester United fight song! (American fan club version...).

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#10 Feb 22 2008 at 4:21 PM Rating: Good

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My baby takes the morning train, he works from nine till five and then
He takes another home again to find me waitin' for him

I am struggling with what is worse. You referencing such a sh*tty movie or me knowing the reference.

I hate you for making me remember that gawd-awful movie.

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#11 Feb 22 2008 at 4:29 PM Rating: Good

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Baron von tarv wrote:

Umm MF... Are you feeling ok? not come over all funny or anything? need a little time in a quiet room perhaps?

FUck off! Get out of it, you ******** Go on, you Gallic fUcking garlic-breath tossers! **** off! Get in here and say that, mate! Come on! FUcking come and have it! You fUcking beep? We'll beep, you *******, all over your fUcking nose! FUck off! Go on, you French bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! Go on out of it! FUck off! I'm knackered.

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#12 Feb 22 2008 at 6:14 PM Rating: Excellent

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Baron von tarv wrote:

Actually no you couldn't we British have this thing called a sence of humoUr.

Unless someone innocently mistakes you for a Frenchman. Smiley: oyvey

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#13 Feb 22 2008 at 7:36 PM Rating: Good

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#14 Feb 25 2008 at 6:43 PM Rating: Good

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Baron von tarv wrote:

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It's always good to the birthplace of football hooligans pass moral judgment on the bigots of other countries.

Actually we aren't nor are we the country with the biggest problem

Germany would be the correct answer to both.

Besides Football hooligans wouldn't attack Americans driving through London based on "Football sucks" painted on the side of a ford fiesta...

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I can think of about 1000 things I could paint on a car in Birmingham that would result in essentially the same thing.

Actually no you couldn't we British have this thing called a sence of humoUr.

God f'uck the Queen? Or Maybe "The princess had it coming"?

I find it very hard to believe that Brits are horribly tolerant over what would be regarded as blatant insult. It's just that most of our Southerners take anything to do with NASCAR or country music as seriously as you would take your Queen or that other chick that wasn't the queen. Well, except for Nobby. He's upperclass and hangs out with the prime minister, who, incidentally, was the best thing that could have ever happened to the UK.

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#15 Feb 25 2008 at 8:47 PM Rating: Excellent

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Baron von tarv wrote:

It was the episode where they ventured to the good Ol US of A and drove across country in car costing Less than $1000. All was proceeding in the normal Top gear fashion (comedy moments at James May's expence, cars breaking down, things not working making the experiance hell for the three of them) and then this happened.

When I clicked the link, there was some stills of other videos to the left including one of two girls in nighties called "Pajama Party." I had to click that, your video did not stand a chance.

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#16 Feb 26 2008 at 11:23 AM Rating: Excellent

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tarv wrote:

Actually no you couldn't we British have this thing called a sence of humoUr.

Yes, that's exactly correct. All Brits have fabulous senses of humor, and no American does.

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#17 Feb 26 2008 at 11:25 AM Rating: Good

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Samira wrote:

tarv wrote:

Actually no you couldn't we British have this thing called a sence of humoUr.

Yes, that's exactly correct. All Brits have fabulous senses of humor, and no American does.

Perspicacious as ever Sammy

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#18 Feb 26 2008 at 11:47 AM Rating: Decent

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Smasharoo wrote:

It's always good to the birthplace of football hooligans pass moral judgment on the bigots of other countries.

I can think of about 1000 things I could paint on a car in Birmingham that would result in essentially the same thing.

But would you, simply for a laugh?

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#19 Feb 26 2008 at 11:56 AM Rating: Decent

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God f'uck the Queen? Or Maybe "The princess had it coming"?

Yup either of those would get you safe passage though Essex, no problem at all.

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It's just that most of our Southerners take anything to do with NASCAR or country music as seriously as you would take your Queen or that other chick that wasn't the queen.

Top tip we don't take anything seriously enough to threatren to kill someone because of something on thier car.

Besides, i F*cking hated Diana.

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#20 Feb 26 2008 at 12:37 PM Rating: Excellent

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Nobby wrote:

Samira wrote:

tarv wrote:

Actually no you couldn't we British have this thing called a sence of humoUr.

Yes, that's exactly correct. All Brits have fabulous senses of humor, and no American does.

Perspicacious as ever Sammy

Perspicacity is my watchword.

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#21 Feb 26 2008 at 12:42 PM Rating: Good

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Samira wrote:

Nobby wrote:

Samira wrote:

tarv wrote:

Actually no you couldn't we British have this thing called a sence of humoUr.

Yes, that's exactly correct. All Brits have fabulous senses of humor, and no American does.

Perspicacious as ever Sammy

Perspicacity is my watchword.

I thought it was your middle name.

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#22 Feb 26 2008 at 1:04 PM Rating: Excellent

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No, that's Formaldehyde. Samira Formaldehyde Snarkington.

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#23 Feb 26 2008 at 1:11 PM Rating: Good

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No, that's Formaldehyde. Samira Formaldehyde Snarkington.

That's sexy

Mine's "Pardon"

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#24 Feb 26 2008 at 2:40 PM Rating: Decent

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Mine's "Pardon"

You left out the part about your last name being "Mywillie"

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#25 Feb 26 2008 at 2:43 PM Rating: Excellent

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Smasharoo wrote:

Mine's "Pardon"

You left out the part about your last name being "Mywillie"

I'm british - we all have two last names, ye tick oirish eejit.

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#26 Feb 26 2008 at 2:58 PM Rating: Decent

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I'm british - we all have two last names, ye tick oirish eejit.

Yar all rie. son.

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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

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