Elmo doll makes death threats.
Think ol' Jack will jump on the "violent stuffed toys are making kids kill!" bandwagon?
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Nice! Too bad it didn't say it in Brando's Don Corleone voice.
Assuming it didn't, of course.
Assuming it didn't, of course.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Stopped reading about there. Can't we just give Florida to Cuba? I can't see any downside at all.
Stopped reading about there. Can't we just give Florida to Cuba? I can't see any downside at all.
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