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Christ, he was born in 1980?!??!
Congrats, BT, someday you'll be out of short-pants.
Congrats, BT, someday you'll be out of short-pants.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
The Honorable Annabella wrote:
Congrats, BT, someday you'll be out of blood-stained cargo pants.
Aww he all grow'd up!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I think I might buy some beer and sit round the house drinking alone.
Just like any other Wednesday.
Just like any other Wednesday.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I think I might buy some beer and sit round the house drinking alone.
Just like any other Wednesday.
Just like any other Wednesday.
I recommend you go out to a fine food-service establishment. The type that requires a coat and tie. Then, after being seated and slamming the most expensive chardonnay they have with gin, go to the bathroom and make sure the "Tie and coat" requirement is fulfilled to its exact specifications.
Imagine their bug-eyed look they'd have when you walked out with your johnson swinging and bare ***. That would be priceless. Then jump on the table where the most prude looking couple are, by which time they would be gawking at you, and commence to burn your pubes and asshairs. Ask them if they would like some caviar with your half-baked, serrated, salami.
So, basically, what I'm saying is, happy birthday fucko.
Happy birthday BT. I hope you enjoy whatever shenanigans come your way.
A 28-year-old grandfather? Where you from, West Virginia?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Happy birthday farmboy.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Happy Birthday Boozehound! 
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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I'm sincerely surprised you've lasted this long.
Atomicflea wrote:
I'm sincerely surprised you've lasted this long.
You sound like my mother.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
I'm sincerely surprised you've lasted this long.
You sound like my mother.
You sound like my mother.
I've met Flea and she never once yelled "get the bottle all the way up there, you pussy!"
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
You sound like my mother.
I've met Flea and she never once yelled "get the bottle all the way up there, you pussy!"
I would never yell.
Atomicflea wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
You sound like my mother.
I've met Flea and she never once yelled "get the bottle all the way up there, you pussy!"
I would never yell.
Exactly.
Mom can just give me "the look", and I know.
Happy birthday, kiddo.
Yep, I'm a whole yeah older...
Yep, I'm a whole yeah older...
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