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He's not even letting her breatheFollow
You think I signed up for this ride with high hopes for romance and flowery praise? I call it a good day when I get "man, that's a nice ***" four or five times. I also call it Saturday.
I thought we'd agreed that Saturday was the day you aren't allowed to wear pants.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Nexa wrote:
You think I signed up for this ride with high hopes for romance and flowery praise?
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
You think I signed up for this ride with high hopes for romance and flowery praise?
There is still work to be done.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Also, I think Smash had to cut his hair and get a real job.
One out of two ain't bad.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Also, I think Smash had to cut his hair and get a real job.
One out of two ain't bad.
I wasn't referring to your head as much as your back, Sasquatch.
Yeah, well wait until we're all trapped on a deserted island and it gets cold and there's no kindling available. Then it won't be so funny, will it!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I wasn't referring to your head as much as your back, Sasquatch.
Yeah, well wait until we're all trapped on a deserted island and it gets cold and there's no kindling available. Then it won't be so funny, will it!
This is starting to get creepy with the subject heading.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
This is starting to get creepy with the subject heading.
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
This is starting to get creepy with the subject heading.
That sounds like work and I'm suddenly tired.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
That sounds like work and I'm suddenly tired.
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That's never been the ideal. The ideal has been to manipulate people with fear, bread, or lies to secure power for yourself for about 10,000 years now.
That is what happens in reality, but why do you use the word ideal to refer to the practical and matter of fact? It's clearly not the ideal of a process to do what it already has been doing and will continue to do; an ideal almost supposes as a condition of its existence the fact that it is not the case in practice, but a part of the process can still aim to contribute toward its end.
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You guys send money to your politicians?
If you send a little you get a thanks.
If you send some you can get a totebag.
If you send a ton you can get a law.
Just as Planned.
She should have gone down on him...
CNN wrote:
A few weeks ago, 21-year-old Wisconsin superdelegate Jason Rae was taken out to breakfast by Chelsea Clinton in the runup to that state’s Democratic primary.
Two days after the vote, the college junior – who will be the youngest superdelegate at this year’s Democratic National Convention — is undecided no longer: he’s backing Barack Obama.
Two days after the vote, the college junior – who will be the youngest superdelegate at this year’s Democratic National Convention — is undecided no longer: he’s backing Barack Obama.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nexa wrote:
This is starting to get creepy with the subject heading.
Nexa
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"Obamaphilia has gotten creepy," Los Angeles Times columnist Joel Stein wrote. "The best we Obamaphiles can do is to refrain from embarrassing ourselves."
Mmm, Obamaphilia.
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