What a terrible speaker this guy is. Learn the language already, Christ.
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Man...who will need sex when he's president and we get to hear him give speeches all the time?
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
What a terrible speaker this guy is. Learn the language already, Christ.
AtomicFlea wrote:
Posted: Feb 19th 2008 9:51pm
Smasharoo wrote:
Posted: Feb 19th 2008 9:51pm
Nexa wrote:
Posted: Feb 19th 2008 9:51pm
We really need to get out more. I vote that Flea and Joph come over here, and bring me wine.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Atomicflea wrote:
I am flabbergasted by the sheer awesomeness of Obama choosing to speak during Hillary's speech.
RRWAAARRR!!!!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nexa wrote:
We really need to get out more. I vote that Flea and Joph come over here, and bring me wine.
Cable news COCKBLOCK!!!
Typical black guy, rush for the free publicity. Just like welfare cheese.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Where's that sexy wife of his?
I was expecting Clinton to greet the people of Ohio with something like "Hello to the great state of Ohio! You know, I just came from Wisconsin... does that place suck or what?"
Which then reminded me of the best state campaigning trip ever.
Which then reminded me of the best state campaigning trip ever.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
We really need to get out more. I vote that Flea and Joph come over here, and bring me wine.
Not for a whole lot longer, hopefully. I've already gotten the first of many "we've chosen a candidate with experience that more closely fits our needs" emails!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
We really need to get out more. I vote that Flea and Joph come over here, and bring me wine.
Not for a whole lot longer, hopefully. I've already gotten the first of many "we've chosen a candidate with experience that more closely fits our needs" emails!
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
We really need to get out more. I vote that Flea and Joph come over here, and bring me wine.
Not for a whole lot longer, hopefully. I've already gotten the first of many "we've chosen a candidate with experience that more closely fits our needs" emails!
Nah, I'd get an apartment while the house was for sale if I got a decent job.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
In honor of Obama's win, I paid my bill to Exelon tonight.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nexa wrote:
Nah, I'd get an apartment while the house was for sale if I got a decent job.
Ooops! Pardon me...I was just looking for the loo.....please, carry on.../shuts door on way out
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Nah, I'd get an apartment while the house was for sale if I got a decent job.
Well *I* think you're awesome already.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Nah, I'd get an apartment while the house was for sale if I got a decent job.
Well *I* think you're awesome already.
Looking at CNN's exit poll data, Obama smashed it in almost every category. He took majorities in:
Voters under 65
Every religious demographic except Catholics who attend weekly Mass
Male voters
Almost tied for females (51% to 48%)
Tied for high school educated voters
Took every education bracket from 'some college' on up
Every income bracket
Economy-concerned voters
Health Care-concerned voters
Iraq-concerned voters
All ideologies and party affiliations
Urban, suburban & rural voters
Really, the only metric missing was Hispanic voters since WI didn't have enough to take any data from. But the education, income, economy-concerned and suburban/rural blocs turning to Obama can really hurt Clinton if he can do the same in Ohio. There's only so many 70 year old white devout Catholic women to vote for Clinton.
Voters under 65
Every religious demographic except Catholics who attend weekly Mass
Male voters
Almost tied for females (51% to 48%)
Tied for high school educated voters
Took every education bracket from 'some college' on up
Every income bracket
Economy-concerned voters
Health Care-concerned voters
Iraq-concerned voters
All ideologies and party affiliations
Urban, suburban & rural voters
Really, the only metric missing was Hispanic voters since WI didn't have enough to take any data from. But the education, income, economy-concerned and suburban/rural blocs turning to Obama can really hurt Clinton if he can do the same in Ohio. There's only so many 70 year old white devout Catholic women to vote for Clinton.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Exactly, or as MSNBC put it, the only thing Clinton has left is, well, white women over 50. 
Queen Alixana wrote:
Hey, Hillary...
Metropolis, Illinois that is.
Also fantastic post Smash, in the city of Chicago this is a "+", "-" count on ward night.
Can you guess the trend?
This guy sure the fuck can.
Meanwhile at a Ramada Inn somewhere in Wisconsin, a woman has thrown an ashtray, the "Yellow-Pages" and a bible placed by the "Gideons", at her husbands head.
Redjed wrote:
Meanwhile at a Ramada Inn somewhere in Wisconsin Ohio, a woman has thrown an ashtray, the "Yellow-Pages" and a bible placed by the "Gideons", at her husbands head.
Edited, Feb 19th 2008 10:21pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Hawaii results so far:
Live updates from ABC.
Not really surprising, except the gap is a bit larger than I had anticipated.
Clinton's clearly satanic vote count is lulz.
Jesus, time for bed. I have to be at court in 5 hours (as an advocate for someone else, not me!)
Edited, Feb 20th 2008 3:25am by Alixana
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Obama 2,258 77%
Clinton 666 23%
Clinton 666 23%
Live updates from ABC.
Not really surprising, except the gap is a bit larger than I had anticipated.
Clinton's clearly satanic vote count is lulz.
Jesus, time for bed. I have to be at court in 5 hours (as an advocate for someone else, not me!)
Edited, Feb 20th 2008 3:25am by Alixana
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Nah, I'd get an apartment while the house was for sale if I got a decent job.
Well *I* think you're awesome already.
But I already have a house.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Good for Obama, I hope he continues to roll. Maybe the hellbitch will concede defeat soon.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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Clinton 666 23%
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