What happened to Sharks with Frickin' "Laser Beams" on their Frickin' heads? Where are the hollowed-out volcanoes housing neutron bombs, eh?
I remember Alexei Sayle claiming to have devised the most subtle assassination attempt in history when he mailed some supermarket plastic carrier-bags to Margaret Thatcher, having fiendishly scribbled out the warnings about the risk of suffocation. Inspired, albeit unsuccessful.
So what's the most imaginative way you can think of offing a despot?
And just to **** Kaolian off,
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