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#1 Feb 18 2008 at 3:13 AM Rating: Good
Sexercise yourself to healthiness.

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The NHS has some new advice for people struggling to schedule a fitness routine into their daily lives - a workout between the sheets.

According to the NHS Direct website, "sexercise" can lower the risk of heart attacks and helps people live longer.

Endorphins released during ****** stimulate immune system cells, which also helps target illnesses like cancer, as well as wrinkles, it states.

Sexual health experts said such claims could not be scientifically proven.

"It's good to see the NHS are promoting sexual wellbeing," Dr Melissa Sayer told the Guardian newspaper.

"Yes, there is evidence that sex has benefits for mental wellbeing, but to say there is a link with reduced risk of heart disease and cancer is taking the argument too far."

NHS Direct, however, told the paper the content was "backed by science and clinical evidence" and "isn't just a bit of fun".


Great initiative, Nobbs Smiley: thumbsup

The country is grateful for your advice, and we shall do our best to make sure your hard work wasn't wasted or forgotten.

Now, where did I put that pump...
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#2 Feb 18 2008 at 3:46 AM Rating: Good
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And all this time I thought SkypeNobby was just a very naughty boy!


I didn't know it was a public service.
#3 Feb 18 2008 at 4:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, he's not called Nobby for nothin'. Smiley: nod
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#4 Feb 18 2008 at 5:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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That's Corporal Nobby, Night's Watch, to you.


The priapism comes free.
#5 Feb 18 2008 at 9:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Aripyanfar wrote:
That's Corporal Nobby, Night's Watch, to you.
Standing to attention.

That whole policy is simply a justification for our doctors to tell their patients to FUck Off.
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#6 Feb 18 2008 at 10:39 AM Rating: Good
Nobby wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
That's Corporal Nobby, Night's Watch, to you.
Standing to attention.


We know, you keep telling us you like Ari's voice. We just take it for a given now.
#7 Feb 18 2008 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Galkaman wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
That's Corporal Nobby, Night's Watch, to you.
Standing to attention.


We know, you keep telling us you like Ari's voice. We just take it for a given now.
You might want to google 'priapism' Smiley: wink2

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#8 Feb 18 2008 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
Nobby wrote:
Galkaman wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
That's Corporal Nobby, Night's Watch, to you.
Standing to attention.


We know, you keep telling us you like Ari's voice. We just take it for a given now.
You might want to google 'priapism' Smiley: wink2



You're right, Google is my friend. Smiley: laugh
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