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#1 Feb 14 2008 at 9:16 PM Rating: Good

U.S. to Attempt to Shoot Down Faulty Satellite

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WASHINGTON — The military will try to shoot down a crippled spy satellite in the next two weeks, senior officials said Thursday. The officials laid out a high-tech plan to intercept the satellite over the Pacific just before it tumbles uncontrollably to Earth carrying toxic fuel.

President Bush ordered the action to prevent any possible contamination from the hazardous rocket fuel on board, and not out of any concern that parts of the spacecraft might survive and reveal its secrets, the officials said.

The challenging mission to demolish the satellite on the fringes of space will rely on an unforeseen use of ship-based weapons developed to defend against ballistic missile attacks.

The effort will be a real-world test of the nation’s antiballistic missile systems and its antisatellite abilities, even though the Pentagon said it was not using the effort to test its most exotic weapons or send a message to any adversaries...

Gen. James E. Cartwright of the Marines, vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said that if the first missile failed to strike the satellite, an assessment would be made within days and that two more missiles were ready. General Cartwright described little downside in trying to destroy the satellite.

"If we fire at the satellite,” he said, “the worst is that we miss. And then we have a known situation, which is where we are today. If we graze the satellite, we’re still better off, because likely we’ll still bring it down sooner, and therefore more predictably. If we hit the hydrazine tank, then we’ve improved our potential to mitigate that threat. So the regret factor of not acting clearly outweighed the regret factors of acting."


What goes up, must come down. Someone should tell the general that (in case he misses).

There's talk of the orbital debris effecting space travel in the future on the 2nd page, but it looks like we should get it all. Best case scenario? Playing with our new toys could get those pesky Ruskie's and those uppity Iranians to calm the fuck down. Worst case?

We miss and hit China.

I do hope it's televised live though. It should get much better ratings than the last 10 shuttle launches or so.
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#2 Feb 14 2008 at 9:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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So my first thought was "Cool, a missile launched into space to wtfpwnt one of our satellites. Pretty high tech." Then I read...
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"If we fire at the satellite,” he said, “the worst is that we miss. And then we have a known situation, which is where we are today. If we graze the satellite, we’re still better off, because likely we’ll still bring it down sooner, and therefore more predictably. If we hit the hydrazine tank, then we’ve improved our potential to mitigate that threat. So the regret factor of not acting clearly outweighed the regret factors of acting."
...and my high tech image was replaced by imagining the Petagon trying to get their Frisbee off the roof with a handful of rocks.

Edited, Feb 14th 2008 11:21pm by Jophiel
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#3 Feb 14 2008 at 11:40 PM Rating: Good
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...and my high tech image was replaced by imagining the Petagon trying to get their Frisbee off the roof with a handful of rocks.


Smiley: laugh


I was hoping this would involve testing of aircraft based lasers to down the satellite.
#4 Feb 15 2008 at 1:31 AM Rating: Decent
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What goes up, must come down. Someone should tell the general that (in case he misses).


It doesn't matter if they miss. The missile can be remotely detonated if they miss.
#5 Feb 15 2008 at 2:15 AM Rating: Good
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The missile can be remotely detonated if they miss.


In that case, I hope they do miss and hit China.
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#6 Feb 15 2008 at 5:22 AM Rating: Decent
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President Bush ordered the action to prevent any possible contamination from the hazardous rocket fuel on board, and not out of any concern that parts of the spacecraft might survive and reveal its secrets, the officials said.

The challenging mission to demolish the satellite on the fringes of space will rely on an unforeseen use of ship-based weapons developed to defend against ballistic missile attacks.

The effort will be a real-world test of the nation’s antiballistic missile systems and its antisatellite abilities, even though the Pentagon said it was not using the effort to test its most exotic weapons or send a message to any adversaries...


Right. On the heels of this incident, the rhetoric is so transparent it's almost amusing. Almost.
#7 Feb 15 2008 at 6:13 AM Rating: Good
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They'd better nuke it from up there. Oh, and don't forget to send Bruce Willis. He's all washed up.
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They'd better nuke it from up there.
No, no, no...

You're supposed to nuke from orbit, not into orbit...

Yeesh.
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#9 Feb 15 2008 at 6:41 AM Rating: Decent
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What goes up, must come down. Someone should tell the general that (in case he misses).

There's talk of the orbital debris effecting space travel in the future on the 2nd page, but it looks like we should get it all. Best case scenario? Playing with our new toys could get those pesky Ruskie's and those uppity IraniansChinese to calm the fuck down. Worst case?

We miss and hit China.

I do hope it's televised live though.
It should get much better ratings than the last 10 shuttle launches or so.



FIFY

Yes i would watch it if it was live or even recorded for that matter.
#10 Feb 15 2008 at 8:14 AM Rating: Excellent
I wanted to post about how they should have used the Force, but I couldn't quite make myself do it.
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even though the Pentagon said it was not using the effort to test its most exotic weapons or send a message to any adversaries...



so... Not using the Chair in Antartica then?
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Given the current state of missile defense technology, I'd be amazed if they cone within a mile of the thing. Of course, that will qualify as a "direct hit" under the victory conditions. They should just let the Chinese do it. They're much better at it than we are.

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#14 Feb 20 2008 at 3:28 PM Rating: Good
It looks like they'll postpone the shootin' until tomorrow, do to rough seas.
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It looks like they'll postpone the shootin' until tomorrow, do to rough seas.


It's comforting to know that we'll have a good chance of shooting down missiles if it's completely clear, a full moon, they're in a consistent predictable orbit, and Aries is in the second house.

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#16 Feb 20 2008 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
According to the article I link, they have a 10 second window to take a shot at it, yet a 90% shot of hitting it if they fire within those 10 seconds, heh.
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#17 Feb 20 2008 at 8:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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U.S. missile hits spy satellite, Pentagon says
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(Reuters) - A missile fired from a U.S. Navy warship hit a defunct spy satellite in space to try to prevent its toxic fuel tank from crashing to Earth, the Pentagon said on Wednesday.

The SM-3 missile was fired from the USS Lake Erie in the Pacific at about 10:26 EST and hit the bus-sized satellite about 133 nautical miles above the ocean, the Pentagon said in a statement.

"A network of land, air, sea and space-based sensors confirms that the U.S. military intercepted a nonfunctioning National Reconnaissance Office satellite which was in its final orbits before entering the earth's atmosphere," it said.

"Confirmation that the fuel tank has been fragmented should be available within 24 hours," the statement said.

"Due to the relatively low altitude of the satellite at the time of the engagement, debris will begin to reenter the earth's atmosphere immediately," it added.

"Nearly all of the debris will burn up on reentry within 24-48 hours and the remaining debris should reenter within 40 days."

The Pentagon said last week that President George W. Bush had decided the Navy should try to shoot down the satellite because its tank of hazardous hydrazine could leak if it enters the atmosphere and reaches Earth.

Russia and China have expressed concern about the operation. The Russian Defense Ministry said it could be used as cover to test a new space weapon.

Washington has insisted the operation is purely to prevent people being harmed by the satellite's fuel load.

(Reporting by Andrew Gray; Editing by Chris Wilson)
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U.S. missile hits spy satellite, Pentagon says
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(Reuters) - A missile fired from a U.S. Navy warship hit a defunct spy satellite in space to try to prevent its toxic fuel tank from crashing to Earth, the Pentagon said on Wednesday.

The SM-3 missile was fired from the USS Lake Erie in the Pacific at about 10:26 EST and hit the bus-sized satellite about 133 nautical miles above the ocean, the Pentagon said in a statement.

"A network of land, air, sea and space-based sensors confirms that the U.S. military intercepted a nonfunctioning National Reconnaissance Office satellite which was in its final orbits before entering the earth's atmosphere," it said.

"Confirmation that the fuel tank has been fragmented should be available within 24 hours," the statement said.

"Due to the relatively low altitude of the satellite at the time of the engagement, debris will begin to reenter the earth's atmosphere immediately," it added.

"Nearly all of the debris will burn up on reentry within 24-48 hours and the remaining debris should reenter within 40 days."

The Pentagon said last week that President George W. Bush had decided the Navy should try to shoot down the satellite because its tank of hazardous hydrazine could leak if it enters the atmosphere and reaches Earth.

Russia and China have expressed concern about the operation. The Russian Defense Ministry said it could be used as cover to test a new space weapon.

Washington has insisted the operation is purely to prevent people being harmed by the satellite's fuel load.

(Reporting by Andrew Gray; Editing by Chris Wilson)


Anybody who thinks this is a cover up attempt is delusional. This was absolutely about nothing more than demonstrating the effectiveness of the missile defense system on a live target for all the world to see. Cover up is hardly the appropriate word.
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