Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Gone With The Wind
Actually, she plays the wind in that movie.
And really well too. It's almost like a real wind, but then you're all like "Oh wait a minute, isn't that Scarlett Johanson?" and then everyone is like "Oh - my - God, I can't stand people who talk in the theatre" And you're all like "Well what the f
Uck are you doing watching that film in the theatre? Why not go to the movies like a normal person?" And they're all like "well we enjoy the velvet seats, and to tell you the truth, we want a gin and tonic at the interval" so you're like "well ok, fair enough mate, but next time just can just rent the DVD. By the way, did you see the footy last night?" And they're all like "Wait, isn't that Cate Blanchett?" and you're like "what did I say?" and they go "Scarlett Johanson" and I'm like "well dude, I always mix them up you know" and they're all like "well it's easy to tell the difference, if the film is
not made by Woody Allen then it's Cate Blanchett in it" and you're like "well thanks for clearing that up! See you tomorrow same time same place?" and they're like "well, I dunno, it's not like we kept the pigs together or anything" and you're like "fine, be like that biotch" and they're like "by the way, we call "cinemas" "theatres" in the US" and you're like "really? well what do you call "theatres" then?" and they're all like "well dude, guess we call them theatres too. Weird innit?"