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#1 Feb 14 2008 at 5:37 AM Rating: Good
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So I get a call from my wife, whose office is next to boob girl, to inform me that boob girl just got her usual dozen roses and a box of chocolates from her fabulous husband. Therefore my wife has to put on the "surprised" face when she walks by boob's girls office and pretend that the roses are even prettier then last years, and the year before that, etc...

Nothing says romance like a pre-determined, repeating holiday! Wow. Imagine all the thought he put into it. He went to a well advertised website, pointed and clicked, and charged a credit card. Done. Combine that with actually having to remeber a certain date, in the bleakest month of the year, with the benefit of a month's worth of spam advertising... He must be the best husband ever!!!

Come on people. What is so special about this frigging day besides making all the people out there, who are currently not in a relationship, feel like complete ***???

Why not just surprise your significant other with some RANDOM acts or gifts on RANDOM days throughtout the year??? Not that any guys would do that because it actually requires some thought and effort.

Slackers.

#2 Feb 14 2008 at 5:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah I am bored of the typical flowers and stuff so i make it a little fun for her and myself.

This year for the wife I did a Valentine's Hide n Seek Festival.

I made a banner at work and hung it up Friday explaining that our 5 pets had gotten her gifts but lost them. Everyday I'd put out a new set of presents for her to find, hidden in a spot frequented by the corresponding pet (Cats were on the beds, Dogs was on her cage, etc etc.)

That lasted from Friday to Tuesday (I @#%^ed up and thought Wednesday was V Day).

This morning I awoke to a big bag of yummy chocolates! Mmmm peanut butter hearts Smiley: drool2
#3 Feb 14 2008 at 6:12 AM Rating: Good
bubspeed wrote:

Come on people. What is so special about this frigging day besides making all the people out there, who are currently not in a relationship, feel like complete ***???


Isn't that the purpose of most of the modern world's advertising anyway?
#4 Feb 14 2008 at 6:20 AM Rating: Good
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Meh, I'm taking the chocolates anyway. I don't care what you say. Smiley: mad
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#5 Feb 14 2008 at 6:20 AM Rating: Good
I think this thread has taught us all that for Sora and his wife, the anthropomorphisizing of domestic pets is an integral part of sex-play.
#6 Feb 14 2008 at 6:27 AM Rating: Decent
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it's my mother's birthday today aswell, the incosiderate cow.

So i pinged double for immensly inflated flower prices.

it's cost me £106 this year, thats about $215.
#7 Feb 14 2008 at 6:36 AM Rating: Good
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I don't buy into the V-day crap. I don't get anything, I don't give anything. It's just another day.
#8 Feb 14 2008 at 6:41 AM Rating: Good
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Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I don't buy into the V-day crap. I don't get anything, I don't give anything. It's just another day.


I had an ex who claimed this. I took her at her word and didn't get her anything. She got pissed, we fought, she claimed I didn't care, etc etc.

I hate Valentine's Day.
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#9 Feb 14 2008 at 6:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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This February 14th, surprise your wife with a traditional liturgical Mass for the Feast of Saint Valentine.

Here is a true martyr who shed his blood for Christ.
His judges could not shake him by their menaces,
and so he won through to the Kingdom of Heaven.

All powerful, ever living God,
You gave St Valentine the courage to witness to the
Gospel of Christ,
even to the point of giving his life for it.
By his prayers help us to endure all suffering for love of you
and to seek you with all our hearts,
for you alone are the source of life.
Grant this through our Lord Jesus Christ, your Son.


She'll appreciate those point-n-click roses next year, boy-howdy.
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#10 Feb 14 2008 at 6:53 AM Rating: Good
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Kakar wrote:
Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I don't buy into the V-day crap. I don't get anything, I don't give anything. It's just another day.


I had an ex who claimed this. I took her at her word and didn't get her anything. She got pissed, we fought, she claimed I didn't care, etc etc.

I hate Valentine's Day.


I hate women like that.

No, I really don't buy into this day. It's silly to me.
#11 Feb 14 2008 at 6:58 AM Rating: Decent
Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Kakar wrote:
Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I don't buy into the V-day crap. I don't get anything, I don't give anything. It's just another day.


I had an ex who claimed this. I took her at her word and didn't get her anything. She got pissed, we fought, she claimed I didn't care, etc etc.

I hate Valentine's Day.


I hate women like that.

No, I really don't buy into this day. It's silly to me.
I could not possibly agree more. In the end it just becomes an e-vag contest to see whose husband or boyfriend put himself in the deepest of debt to satisfy the demands of the day.
#12 Feb 14 2008 at 7:06 AM Rating: Good
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I briefly considered inundating my wife with 2 dozen roses and a larger box of chocolates to see what would happen....

My thoughts for this would be that boob girl would remark to her pitiful, poor husband that such-and-such's husband bought her more then you bought me. Therefore the poor SoB would have to spend even more money next year. Since, presently, we make a lot more money then they do, I would just up the ante every year... until we outspent them into bankruptcy.

I am evil, but not that evil...
#13 Feb 14 2008 at 7:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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after years of steadily declining romantic antics from the MR. and Vday rarely anything yesterday we came to a stand off. he actually told me to go buy myself my Vday gift. I came really close to going out and buying something insanely expensive to make a point.

Look, it's not the chocolate or the cards people. I look at vday the same way I do other holidays. It's a day that is supposed to symbolize an aspect of life we *should* celebrate: love. If Sick came home, swept me off my feet, and threw me on the bed murmuring endearments, I would be happy. Well, really I would be thrilled beyond anything.

If you're sick of the flowers or chocolate, get off your *** and do something creative to show your loved one how much you really care. And do not *ever* tell your SO to go buy themselves something. They might have less restraint than I did

Edited, Feb 14th 2008 10:17am by DSD
#14 Feb 14 2008 at 7:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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DSD wrote:
If you're sick of the flowers or chocolate, get off your *** and do something creative to show your loved one how much you really care.
Creative.... like a liturgy? Huh? Huh?
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#15 Feb 14 2008 at 7:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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If Sick were to publicly worship me, I think that would make up for all the years he's messed up.
#16 Feb 14 2008 at 7:32 AM Rating: Good
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Baron von tarv wrote:
it's my mother's birthday today aswell, the incosiderate cow.

So i pinged double for immensly inflated flower prices.

it's cost me £106 this year, thats about $215.


You should make them a deal. Ask them if it would be okay to be one day late and then scarf up all the flowers that are heavily discounted! You could buy them double the amount of periannuals and maybe some chocolate hearts for half the price!
#17 Feb 14 2008 at 7:39 AM Rating: Excellent
DSD wrote:
after years of steadily declining romantic antics from the MR. and Vday rarely anything yesterday we came to a stand off. he actually told me to go buy myself my Vday gift. I came really close to going out and buying something insanely expensive to make a point.

Look, it's not the chocolate or the cards people. I look at vday the same way I do other holidays. It's a day that is supposed to symbolize an aspect of life we *should* celebrate: love. If Sick came home, swept me off my feet, and threw me on the bed murmuring endearments, I would be happy. Well, really I would be thrilled beyond anything.

If you're sick of the flowers or chocolate, get off your *** and do something creative to show your loved one how much you really care. And do not *ever* tell your SO to go buy themselves something. They might have less restraint than I did

Edited, Feb 14th 2008 10:17am by DSD


I hate to do it but QFT

#18 Feb 14 2008 at 7:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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My ex husband got me a soda. I was moved.

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#19 Feb 14 2008 at 7:48 AM Rating: Good
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I just don't feel like I need a specified day to let my husband know I love him. I do that every day (or at least I try to).
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Nexa wrote:
My ex husband got me a soda. I was moved.
Shit. Does Smash know where the bar was set?



Go two liter, big guy...
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#21 Feb 14 2008 at 7:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
My ex husband got me a soda. I was moved.
Shit. Does Smash know where the bar was set?



Go two liter, big guy...


He'll get me a bottle of wine...he prefers to keep me all liquered up whenever possible.

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#22 Feb 14 2008 at 8:01 AM Rating: Good
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DSD wrote:
And do not *ever* tell your SO to go buy themselves something.

Edited, Feb 14th 2008 10:17am by DSD



I live for this day. Guess I will just hold out for Steak and ******** day to be made a National holliday.










And no Steak and BJ day isn't every day....
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#23 Feb 14 2008 at 8:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I just don't feel like I need a specified day to let my husband know I love him. I do that every day (or at least I try to).


I get this, but what is wrong with a day that is specifically to glorify love? I show my husband I love him everyday as well. That doesnt mean I resent vday. it's just a day glorifying such an amazing gift that love is. or would be if he hadnt spoiled it last night :/
#24 Feb 14 2008 at 8:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
He'll get me a bottle of wine...
A two liter? Smiley: grin
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#25 Feb 14 2008 at 8:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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August 14 is the halfway point to Valentine's Day. Or as my hubby likes to call it "My Beer and BJ Day"
#26 Feb 14 2008 at 8:21 AM Rating: Good
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And no Steak and BJ day isn't every day....
It should be. Everyone needs their protein.
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