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#102 Feb 14 2008 at 9:52 AM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Meanwhile, every man alive knows what it means to beat his father down in a game of fisticuffs; it is the end of innocence, the be all end all of childhood and the ultimate expression of independence.

I love my old man, but the motherfUcker had it coming.


And ever father knows when it's time to let the whipper snapper feel like he accomplished something. Your Dad was shaving points for you BT.
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#103 Feb 14 2008 at 10:45 AM Rating: Good
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I thought losing your innocence was all about getting laid...


Stupid Don Henley song. Who would have thought the video was about beating the **** out of your dad?
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#104 Feb 14 2008 at 2:23 PM Rating: Decent
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You ain't **** until you actually try to kill him.
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#105 Feb 14 2008 at 4:26 PM Rating: Good
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I can't beat up my dad, he's dead. And when he was alive he was a 300+ pound behemoth.

Can't wait till my own son is big enough to beat me up!
Shouldn't be too long. He should have a good 20 lbs. on you in a few years.
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#106 Feb 14 2008 at 4:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Awww, BT's birthday is Valentines Day.
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#107 Feb 14 2008 at 5:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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*****, please.
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#108 Feb 14 2008 at 5:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Who bestowed honorary blackism on you anyway?


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#109 Feb 14 2008 at 5:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Who bestowed honorary blackism on you anyway?
If you had ever seen me move my hips, you'd know better than to ask that.
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#110 Feb 14 2008 at 5:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Who bestowed honorary blackism on you anyway?
If you had ever seen me move my hips, you'd know better than to ask that.

So you're saying latinas can't shake it?




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#111 Feb 14 2008 at 5:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
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Who bestowed honorary blackism on you anyway?
If you had ever seen me move my hips, you'd know better than to ask that.


It's true, her hips don't lie. Baila en la calle de noche

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#112 Feb 14 2008 at 5:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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trickybeck wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Who bestowed honorary blackism on you anyway?
If you had ever seen me move my hips, you'd know better than to ask that.

So you're saying latinas can't shake it?
Oh I didn't even get into what I can do with my ***, but I'm thrilled you're so invested. Happy V-Day me!!!
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#113 Feb 14 2008 at 5:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Who bestowed honorary blackism on you anyway?
If you had ever seen me move my hips, you'd know better than to ask that.

So you're saying latinas can't shake it?
Oh I didn't even get into what I can do with my ***, but I'm thrilled you're so invested. Happy V-Day me!!!


Well I'm invested. It's cold and lonely here and I've only string cheese and nectarines to comfort me.

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#114 Feb 14 2008 at 5:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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If my Dad and I were to have an epic battle to determine my final independence, I imagine it would take place in an online duel. More than likely, in a text based, or vector graphics world.


My dad and I would do epic battle on a golf course. Then he would proceed to eagle and birdie my *** up. He's a great golfer...and a great dad.

Now, my mom, yeah, I'd fuck her shit up! Smiley: motz Smiley: mad

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*****, please.


Word. Smiley: cool
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#115 Feb 14 2008 at 5:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
I've only string cheese

Toby: Wow, so you just dive right in, huh?
Ryan: You know, around age 12 I just started going for it.

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#116 Feb 14 2008 at 5:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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trickybeck wrote:
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I've only string cheese

Toby: Wow, so you just dive right in, huh?
Ryan: You know, around age 12 I just started going for it.



After googling, I've discovered this is from that American television program that I've sworn never to watch. It sounds like it might actually be ok too, but if I ever give in, Smash would be disappointed since he thinks I'm too much of a pushover.

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#117 Feb 14 2008 at 5:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well I'm invested. It's cold and lonely here and I've only string cheese and nectarines to comfort me.
I'm ordering from Jimmy John's. They lie when they say the quickness of their deliveries would make my head spin. When Joph called, they said they would come when they could.
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#118 Feb 14 2008 at 5:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
but if I ever give in, Smash would be disappointed since he thinks I'm too much of a pushover.

Now you're letting him push you around!

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When Joph called, they said they would come when they could.

Joph would make a poor phone sex operator.





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#119 Feb 14 2008 at 5:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well I'm invested. It's cold and lonely here and I've only string cheese and nectarines to comfort me.
I'm ordering from Jimmy John's. They lie when they say the quickness of their deliveries would make my head spin. When Joph called, they said they would come when they could.


I don't know what Jimmy John's is, but I'm nevertheless jealous. I live in the land where delivery men dare not venture, where even the most daring speeder couldn't traverse the pot-hole strewn, hilly, curvy ice-bridge they call a "road" in order to arrive at my home with an even moderately warm pizza...

...people go crazy out here, crazy I tells ya.

Jesus, I gotta sell this ******* house.

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#120 Feb 14 2008 at 5:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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trickybeck wrote:
Joph would make a poor phone sex operator.
Shows what you know. Smiley: lol

Nexa wrote:
Jesus, I gotta sell this @#%^ing house.
Your salesmanship needs some work...
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#121 Feb 14 2008 at 5:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Joph would make a poor phone sex operator.
Shows what you know. Smiley: lol

Nexa wrote:
Jesus, I gotta sell this @#%^ing house.
Your salesmanship needs some work...


I'm doubting anyone on HERE is going to buy it, and I assure you that wouldn't be the advertisement. Something shorter, and sweeter, like, "Thoreau couldn't take it, but you should try!"

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#122 Feb 14 2008 at 5:53 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm doubting anyone on HERE is going to buy it, and I assure you that wouldn't be the advertisement. Something shorter, and sweeter, like, "Thoreau couldn't take it, but you should try!"

Thoreau would never go to Maine. Concord is like Miami Beach compared to the frozen wasteland.

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#123 Feb 14 2008 at 5:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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You should think back to when you bought the house and how jazzed about it you were, and use words like 'tranquil' and 'scenic'.


Edited, Feb 14th 2008 8:03pm by Atomicflea
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#124 Feb 14 2008 at 5:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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#125 Feb 14 2008 at 6:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Throw in "rustic"!
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#126 Feb 14 2008 at 6:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
You should think back to when you bought the house and how jazzed about it you were, and use words like 'tranquil' and 'scenic'.


Like the Overlook! Yeah, I'll put a reference to the Overlook in there.

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