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#1 Feb 14 2008 at 2:11 AM Rating: Good
Do not necessarily transcend emniotic waste.

It started as a politico discussion, he said he hated freeloaders, I said I thought all humans had a right to education and medical treatment. He hates brown people; I think people are people.

I think he ended my family by leaving us for another woman and racking up tens of thousands of dollars of debt, and he said that I ended our family by being a juvenile delinquent....

And that made me mad.

And then we threw down, because I was mad, and tough.

I beat him down. I killed my God.

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So I suggest you beat your dad up. He might seem tough, but you'd be surprised how nice he is once you choke him to nigh unconcious.

FUck all of you. I want to beat you down.
#2 Feb 14 2008 at 2:12 AM Rating: Good
I am the baddest motherfUcker you've ever met, by the way.
#3 Feb 14 2008 at 2:13 AM Rating: Decent
Lay off the sauce. Seriously.
#4 Feb 14 2008 at 2:14 AM Rating: Good
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Lay off the sauce. Seriously.


Your face.
#5 Feb 14 2008 at 2:15 AM Rating: Decent
I am correct in my assumption that alcohol was involved?
#6 Feb 14 2008 at 2:15 AM Rating: Good
The One and Only Katie wrote:
I am correct in my assumption that alcohol was involved?


We went bowling for my birthday.
#7 Feb 14 2008 at 2:17 AM Rating: Decent
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Ummm Happy Birth day I guess.Smiley: flowers

Edited, Feb 14th 2008 2:17am by jackjeckel
#8 Feb 14 2008 at 2:17 AM Rating: Decent
Sounds like a fun time was had by all.
#9 Feb 14 2008 at 2:17 AM Rating: Default
Mmm hmm. Seriously, less alcohol from now on.
#10 Feb 14 2008 at 2:18 AM Rating: Excellent
So you guys celebrate your birthday without bloodshed?



That sounds boring.
#11 Feb 14 2008 at 2:20 AM Rating: Excellent
I have blood in my arm pit.
#12 Feb 14 2008 at 2:21 AM Rating: Decent
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So you really beat ever living **** out of him then. But really I want to drink with you at least once, gay-run-teed good time.
#13 Feb 14 2008 at 2:23 AM Rating: Excellent
jackjeckel the Pest wrote:
So you really beat ever living sh*t out of him then. But really I want to drink with you at least once, gay-run-teed good time.


I want to bludgeon you till you don't remember your mother's name.
#14 Feb 14 2008 at 2:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
jackjeckel the Pest wrote:
So you really beat ever living sh*t out of him then. But really I want to drink with you at least once, gay-run-teed good time.


I want to bludgeon you till you don't remember your mother's name.


Who? You mean you not my Mother. I thought you were giver of life to all, BT you dissapoint me. Forgetting your role and all.

Edited, Feb 14th 2008 2:27am by jackjeckel
#15 Feb 14 2008 at 2:26 AM Rating: Excellent
jackjeckel the Pest wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
jackjeckel the Pest wrote:
So you really beat ever living sh*t out of him then. But really I want to drink with you at least once, gay-run-teed good time.


I want to bludgeon you till you don't remember your mother's name.


Who?


Your dad.
#16 Feb 14 2008 at 2:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
jackjeckel the Pest wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
jackjeckel the Pest wrote:
So you really beat ever living sh*t out of him then. But really I want to drink with you at least once, gay-run-teed good time.


I want to bludgeon you till you don't remember your mother's name.


Who?


Your dad.


Your Face.
#17 Feb 14 2008 at 2:28 AM Rating: Excellent
jackjeckel the Pest wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
jackjeckel the Pest wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
jackjeckel the Pest wrote:
So you really beat ever living sh*t out of him then. But really I want to drink with you at least once, gay-run-teed good time.


I want to bludgeon you till you don't remember your mother's name.


Who?


Your dad.


Your Face.


URDOINITRITE
#18 Feb 14 2008 at 2:29 AM Rating: Decent
My braincells are in protest from the stupidity of this thread. Thanks.
#19 Feb 14 2008 at 2:29 AM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
jackjeckel the Pest wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
jackjeckel the Pest wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
jackjeckel the Pest wrote:
So you really beat ever living sh*t out of him then. But really I want to drink with you at least once, gay-run-teed good time.


I want to bludgeon you till you don't remember your mother's name.


Who?


Your dad.


Your Face.


URDOINITRITE


Your face is DOINITRONG
#20 Feb 14 2008 at 2:30 AM Rating: Good
Honestly, this was the first time I've made my dad tap out.

It was monumental.



I've always been an extreme badass, but until I toppled The Man, I didn't feel like I was really "The Baddest".

There will never be another fight I enter with a shade of doubt. I am it.
#21 Feb 14 2008 at 2:30 AM Rating: Decent
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
My braincells are in protest from the stupidity of this thread. Thanks.


this is what happens when jack gets bored. Stupidity an rates for all.
#22 Feb 14 2008 at 2:31 AM Rating: Good
The One and Only Katie wrote:
My braincells are in protest from the stupidity of this thread. Thanks.


I would beat your stupid ****** husband till he sucked me off and snowballed in your worthless cUnt.

Edited, Feb 14th 2008 3:09am by Barkingturtle
#23 Feb 14 2008 at 2:31 AM Rating: Good
Keep em coming. Scholar doesn't get itself.
#24 Feb 14 2008 at 2:32 AM Rating: Excellent
I could beat up your dad too you know, but you don't see me doing that now do you?
#25 Feb 14 2008 at 2:33 AM Rating: Decent
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Master Araxius wrote:
Keep em coming. Scholar doesn't get itself.


I tried but I think you are a lost cause.
#26 Feb 14 2008 at 2:33 AM Rating: Good
Crusty NixNot wrote:
I could beat up your dad too you know, but you don't see me doing that now do you?


You wish my dad would ram you while I observed and cheered him on.

All the while, I'd stroke my ten foot **** and it would loom ominous like a firehose about to explode.


Edit: Yeah, that's right; I edited that.

Edited, Feb 14th 2008 2:34am by Barkingturtle
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