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#1 Feb 13 2008 at 6:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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smotten by lightning from thy Heavens

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Likely theological explanations:

The Jews are right, God is clearly the angry vengeful Old Testament God.

The Muslims are right, Jesus wasn't His son after all.

The Christians are right, hippies deserve His Holy Smottenness.

The Hindus are right, curry tastes better with a Cobra.

The Zaraostrians are right, this statue didn't deserve to be named as a new wonder of the world.

Mary was right. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
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#2 Feb 13 2008 at 6:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Just going off of evidence provided by life lessons, I'm leaning towards #1 being the most likely scenario.
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#3 Feb 13 2008 at 6:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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God was animating the statue. Wait for it to come down and lay waste to the sprawling slums and string bikinis of Brazil.
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#4 Feb 13 2008 at 6:50 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Wait for it to come down and lay waste to the sprawling slums and string bikinis of Brazil.


A couple of days earlier, and Giant Stone Jesus could've smotten the Carnival too.
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#5 Feb 13 2008 at 6:53 AM Rating: Decent
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:

Likely theological explanations:
Way to spread gossip.

Edited, Feb 13th 2008 3:53pm by Elinda
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#6 Feb 13 2008 at 6:57 AM Rating: Good
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Image reported.

Yay!
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#7 Feb 13 2008 at 7:03 AM Rating: Good
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In the name of God's deformed ****, how the fUck can this image be offensive to anyone except the most retarded fUckheaded ****-faced prick-lipped Shit-eating toe-rag tosspot wetwipe *******

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CUnts.
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#8 Feb 13 2008 at 7:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Princess Tare wrote:
Image reported.

Yay!


We really need some sort of "yeah, this image is reported and no one but you can see it" indicator for these things on the admin side.
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#9 Feb 13 2008 at 8:03 AM Rating: Decent
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
In the name of God's deformed ****, how the fUck can this image be offensive to anyone except the most retarded fUckheaded ****-faced prick-lipped Shit-eating toe-rag tosspot wetwipe *******


CUnts.


Someone really gets off on reporting images and rating whole threads. /shrug
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#10 Feb 13 2008 at 8:08 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
Image reported.

Yay!


We really need some sort of "yeah, this image is reported and no one but you can see it" indicator for these things on the admin side.


I didn't really report it. Sheesh.
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#11 Feb 13 2008 at 8:08 AM Rating: Good
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1.21 GIGAWATTS!...
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#12 Feb 13 2008 at 8:11 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Someone really gets off on reporting images and rating whole threads.

/shrug


So you're basically saying that Kao should conduct a through and vindictive investigation resulting in the perma-ban of the person(s) responsible for such reporting and down-rating of the afore-mentionned informative and entertaining threads?

I agree.
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#13 Feb 13 2008 at 8:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Fine explanations all, but try and dismiss this irrefutable proof of the divine:



He's everywhere, you know? One just has to know how to look. One just has to find a way to see.
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#14 Feb 13 2008 at 8:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Samira wrote:
Someone really gets off on reporting images and rating whole threads.

/shrug


So you're basically saying that Kao should conduct a through and vindictive investigation resulting in the perma-ban of the person(s) responsible for such reporting and down-rating of the afore-mentionned informative and entertaining threads?

I agree.


I know they can track rating patterns. I'm not sure they can track a serial picture reporter, haha.
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#15 Feb 13 2008 at 8:25 AM Rating: Decent
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doesnt the bible someplace state that the earth is the domain of the devil? meaning doesnt he control the weather and environment?
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#16 Feb 13 2008 at 4:45 PM Rating: Good
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I think my Catholic house-mate who just happened to see this as I was browsing just nut in his pants.

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#17 Feb 13 2008 at 5:05 PM Rating: Good
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Princess Tare wrote:
Image reported.

Yay!

???
Smiley: confused

Am I missing a button? I don't have any button to report pictures. Can I have a button too?! Pleeeaasseee!
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#18 Feb 13 2008 at 5:08 PM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
Image reported.

Yay!

???
Smiley: confused

Am I missing a button? I don't have any button to report pictures. Can I have a button too?! Pleeeaasseee!


Picture was reported then approved. Being approved removes the 'Report' button.
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#19 Feb 13 2008 at 5:13 PM Rating: Good
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Lame.

Kao, can I have a report button just for me? I promise I will only use it on pictures that suck.
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