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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Major upset predicted in Maryland.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I thought this was gonna be a **** thread.....
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Confidence, thy name is Politico
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I don't think you really have to start knocking Obama until March 4th.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Omegavegeta wrote:
I don't think you really have to start knocking Obama until March 4th.
I thought if he knocks Obama, it'll mean Obama will win. He's jinxed or something.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
As soon as your luck changes, you're going to be a sad panda, Smash.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Admins, I humbly request that you PM me the name of the jag-bat who reported my image so that I may karma-kamp them.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Obama is winning in VA right now.
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I thought if he knocks Obama, it'll mean Obama will win. He's jinxed or something.
Yup. I'm saying Obama should win everything until the 4th, so his mojo is wasted on all the Obama victories between now and then.
/knocks on wood
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
I'm glad that he's got VA and DC tied up, but I was hoping to know about Maryland before going to bed. ******* weather.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Jophiel wrote:
Admins, I humbly request that you PM me the name of the jag-bat who reported my image so that I may karma-kamp them.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Admins, I humbly request that you PM me the name of the jag-bat who reported my image so that I may karma-kamp them.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It was in this case an accident. They PM'd me a few minutes ago asking that I undo it because they accidentally hit the button. They said sorry if its any consolation.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Admins, I humbly request that you PM me the name of the jag-bat who reported my image so that I may karma-kamp them.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It was in this case an accident. They PM'd me a few minutes ago asking that I undo it because they accidentally hit the button. They said sorry if its any consolation.
I've actually done that before...but it was one of those threads with elevendy kadillion pictures that jumps around while it's loading and I was just trying to click reply or something. Stupid, ummm, stuff.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I glad i didn't wait to vote, until I got home to see if Jonwin had gotten a ride to the polls or not.
I had my ride home from therapy drop me off at polling place, so I only had to worry about how to get home from there. The freezing Rain started when I had walked half way home. I got in ed and under the covers to warm up and ended up sleeping for 2 hours. When my daughter called to let me know she had voted, our front steps were cover in ice.
So it was decided that, it was too dangerous for Jonwin to vote today. Even if it warm up before the polls close, I wouldn't want him to risk trying to use crutches on melting ice.
I expect to be asleep before the returns come in. Or I could make some coffee and call to cancel my ride tomorrow.
I had my ride home from therapy drop me off at polling place, so I only had to worry about how to get home from there. The freezing Rain started when I had walked half way home. I got in ed and under the covers to warm up and ended up sleeping for 2 hours. When my daughter called to let me know she had voted, our front steps were cover in ice.
So it was decided that, it was too dangerous for Jonwin to vote today. Even if it warm up before the polls close, I wouldn't want him to risk trying to use crutches on melting ice.
I expect to be asleep before the returns come in. Or I could make some coffee and call to cancel my ride tomorrow.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
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This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
They said sorry if its any consolation.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Uptight white ***** turnout is expected to be massive in the extra hours as soccer practice ends. Obama has no chance in Maryland.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Uptight white ***** turnout is expected to be massive in the extra hours as soccer practice ends. Obama has no chance in Maryland.
Jonwin could at least go out and trip some people. Is that so much to ask?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Why I wouldn't mine a female President, she isn't the one I want. Plus my mom put off working for women's rights, until after civil rights and anti-war movement.
Certainly we white women can put off the White House, for a group that were worst off then we were.
So I voted for hope and only one I know who wasn't going for Obama, was a Edwards supporter.
Certainly we white women can put off the White House, for a group that were worst off then we were.
So I voted for hope and only one I know who wasn't going for Obama, was a Edwards supporter.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
ElneClare wrote:
Why I wouldn't mine a female President, she isn't the one I want. Plus my mom put off working for women's rights, until after civil rights and anti-war movement.
Certainly we white women can put off the White House, for a group that were worst off then we were.
So I voted for hope and only one I know who wasn't going for Obama, was a Edwards supporter.
Certainly we white women can put off the White House, for a group that were worst off then we were.
So I voted for hope and only one I know who wasn't going for Obama, was a Edwards supporter.
While I admit that I didn't catch most of that, I think you said you voted for Obama, so yeah!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Congrats Nexa [:cheers:] You just past the elnese 101 test.
i know I didn't come right out and say who I voted for, but even when my parents work for a candidate they wouldn't let us know who they voted for on election day.
Too many years baking cookies and bringing them down for the poll workers, when my mom was an election judge.
Edited, Feb 12th 2008 9:41pm by ElneClare
i know I didn't come right out and say who I voted for, but even when my parents work for a candidate they wouldn't let us know who they voted for on election day.
Too many years baking cookies and bringing them down for the poll workers, when my mom was an election judge.
Edited, Feb 12th 2008 9:41pm by ElneClare
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
I'm calling Maryland for Obama early so I can update the map on my donation page 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
There, I raised you .01 karma. Happy now? Or do you want all of Germany's industries too?
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Holy hell. I had stopped paying attention to the returns. Obama fucking demolished her. 
Edited, Feb 12th 2008 9:21pm by Jophiel
Edited, Feb 12th 2008 9:21pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Holy hell. I had stopped paying attention to the returns. Obama fucking demolished her.
Edited, Feb 12th 2008 9:21pm by Jophiel
Edited, Feb 12th 2008 9:21pm by Jophiel
This is starting to move back towards the pron again. I hope he at least buys her dinner afterwards.
fhrugby the Wise wrote:
This is starting to move back towards the pron again.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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