Melody is a vapid harlot and a cloying attention-***** whose muculent cunt, aside from needing immediate attention from an industrial lawn and landscaping company, produces one half-witted, abnormal child after another. It's hard to imagine life as an unloved, hatchet-faced ****, especially one with a diseased and unfit uterus, but here we are daily presented with an example of her living horror. The guilt she feels for having passed her subhuman genes on to create a pair of thick-browed knucle-draggers must be considerable. And on top of all that, it is sadder still that her failure as a wife and mother is nearly eclipsed by her failure as a human being; her overwhelming social oafishness having thrust us all together against all reason and expectation.
Poor Melody.
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Toohotforu wrote:
Just punch her in the vag and tell her to @#$% off.
This is the REAL "welcome to the Asylum" thread 
So Mindel, take a seat. How do you really feel?
Is she still invited to the Ice Cream Social?
Is she still invited to the Ice Cream Social?
Goddamnit, Mindel, that's quite a mouthful. I think it's quite impressive and overall, I give it a 9.9/10, only penalizing you for not calling her "a self-absorbed drama ***** whose justifies her fUcked up action by pretending that everything is a dissociative episode rather than taking an responsibility for her fUcked up behavior. Yes, Melody, no one believes that you don't remember it or you didn't intend to put a thread in the OOT threatening to kill yourself and then calling another member on the phone to inform everyone about what you did. And then later not only claiming that you aren't responsible and don't remember but also, it really is everyone else's fault for having feelings about your bad behavior." nearly enough. However, you are much more eloquent than I am.
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 10:34am by Annabella
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 10:34am by Annabella
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
So Mindel, take a seat. How do you really feel?
Is she still invited to the Ice Cream Social?
Is she still invited to the Ice Cream Social?
/shrug
I like her.
Nexa
I like her.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Mindel wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
So Mindel, take a seat. How do you really feel?
Is she still invited to the Ice Cream Social?
Is she still invited to the Ice Cream Social?
Oh Aborted Fetus Rum Raisin!
I'm there!
I can only hope Melody's retarded children get molested by a 50 year old mexican't that just got off on parole for aggravated manslaughter. Some straight up "It puts lotion on its skin" type.
In fact, thinking of her children like that, makes Nobby randy!
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 7:38am by Rimesume
In fact, thinking of her children like that, makes Nobby randy!
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 7:38am by Rimesume
Nexa wrote:
/shrug
I like her.
Nexa
I like her.
Nexa
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 11:44am by Uglysasquatch
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
So that's what High School in the US is like when you're a girl, then?
Uglysasquatch the Great wrote:
Nexa wrote:
/shrug
I like her.
Nexa
I like her.
Nexa
I had a brief MSN conversation with her about BJs. It was awkward, as I'm a virgin.
Uglysasquatch the Great wrote:
Then again, I don't deal with her much outside of the forum as I'm rarely on that devil program, Skype, and I ignore almost everyone on Ventillo.
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 11:44am by Uglysasquatch
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 11:44am by Uglysasquatch
Yeah, what's that about?
We want to hear your dulcet tones.Friar AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I had a brief MSN conversation with her about BJs. It was awkward, as I'm a virgin.
I fail to see the connection. In fact, its what traditional virgins do to preserve their virginity.
That and **** sex, of course.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Yeah, what's that about? 
We want to hear your dulcet tones.
We want to hear your dulcet tones.Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
She wanted to know if it really was hard to find a girl that spat vs. swallowed. I said I didn't really know. She swallows.
Creepy memories are creepy.
Creepy memories are creepy.
Mindel wrote:
Melody is a vapid harlot and a cloying attention-***** whose muculent cunt, aside from needing immediate attention from an industrial lawn and landscaping company, produces one half-witted, abnormal child after another. It's hard to imagine life as an unloved, hatchet-faced ****, especially one with a diseased and unfit uterus, but here we are daily presented with an example of her living horror. The guilt she feels for having passed her subhuman genes on to create a pair of thick-browed knucle-draggers must be considerable. And on top of all that, it is sadder still that her failure as a wife and mother is nearly eclipsed by her failure as a human being; her overwhelming social oafishness having thrust us all together against all reason and expectation.
Poor Melody.
I believe I have posted this in the correct forum.
Poor Melody.
I believe I have posted this in the correct forum.
See what happens when you try too hard?
The One and Only BrownDuck wrote:
The Honorable Annabella wrote:
Goddamnit, Mindel, that's quite a mouthful. I think it's quite impressive and overall, I give it a 9.9/10, only penalizing you for not calling her "a self-absorbed drama ***** whose justifies her fUcked up action by pretending that everything is a dissociative episode rather than taking an responsibility for her fUcked up behavior. Yes, Melody, no one believes that you don't remember it or you didn't intend to put a thread in the OOT threatening to kill yourself and then calling another member on the phone to inform everyone about what you did. And then later not only claiming that you aren't responsible and don't remember but also, it really is everyone else's fault for having feelings about your bad behavior." nearly enough. However, you are much more eloquent than I am.
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 10:34am by Annabella
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 10:34am by Annabella
See what happens when you try too hard?
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 10:56am by Mindel
This thread inspires me to buy a larger brick to hit myself in the skull with to forget the horrible imagery that was discussed last night on Ventrilo.
Toohotforu wrote:
Just punch her in the vag and tell her to @#$% off.
The Glorious Catt wrote:
This thread inspires me to buy a larger brick to hit myself in the skull with to forget the horrible imagery that was discussed last night on Ventrilo.
Mindel wrote:
The Glorious Catt wrote:
This thread inspires me to buy a larger brick to hit myself in the skull with to forget the horrible imagery that was discussed last night on Ventrilo.
Were you talking about Staten Island?
Mindel wrote:
The Glorious Catt wrote:
This thread inspires me to buy a larger brick to hit myself in the skull with to forget the horrible imagery that was discussed last night on Ventrilo.
Since when did this thread derail into a discussion about your underused baby-maker?
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Mindel wrote:
The Glorious Catt wrote:
This thread inspires me to buy a larger brick to hit myself in the skull with to forget the horrible imagery that was discussed last night on Ventrilo.
Were you talking about Staten Island?
My retort was mo betta.
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Mindel wrote:
The Glorious Catt wrote:
This thread inspires me to buy a larger brick to hit myself in the skull with to forget the horrible imagery that was discussed last night on Ventrilo.
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