Rimesume wrote:
The putrid ***** unfastens her filthy cocksocket.
RPing your Mom?
Expose your ****** and go full Larp mode, I sense you have the potential suck to achieve this goal.
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RPing your Mom?
Expose your ****** and go full Larp mode, I sense you have the potential suck to achieve this goal.
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bodhisattva wrote:
Rimesume wrote:
The putrid ***** unfastens her filthy cocksocket.
RPing your Mom?
Expose your ****** and go full Larp mode, I sense you have the potential suck to achieve this goal.
Intriguing, with a scent of nausea.
For a second there I couldn't tell who was rime and bodhi.
Scary.
Scary.
Darkenbuddy wrote:
For a second there I couldn't tell who was rime and bodhi.
Scary.
Scary.
Same thing happened to me. I think it's mathematical.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Just so we're clear, no one gets to blame me for inviting anyone into asylum ever again. K, thxs.
Duly-noted.
I wish I could have made the list. It's ok, though, cause I've been posting in both for a little while.
Well this is destined for fUcking failure, just like a Katie pregnancy.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Well this is destined for fUcking failure, just like a Katie pregnancy.
Optimists have more fun.
Aripyanfar wrote:
Optimists have more fun.
You do not belong in my Asylum.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Optimists have more fun.
You do not belong in my Asylum.
Aripyanfar wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Optimists have more fun.
You do not belong in my Asylum.
Ahh dear, if we were on the same plane....
You'd totally be going down.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Ahh dear, if we were on the same plane....
You'd totally be going down.
You'd totally be going down.
In flames.
I need more than one reality to describe the flames I'd be going down in.
Should've just said you'd swallow. Or gargle, even.
Then you might belong.
Then you might belong.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Should've just said you'd swallow. Or gargle, even.
Then you might belong.
Then you might belong.
I'd swallow lovingly, then retch your poison straight back up onto your stomach.
Black flecks of ash from where your trolling flames seared my skin and hair would detach and fall down into it.
Good start;
Now mind the kids.
Now mind the kids.
Quote:
Good start.
Now mind the kids.
Now mind the kids.
I roll over, wipe my mouth, stretch out languorously, and survey the kids from hooded eyes.
Charcoal, vomit and ***** fumes rise heavily on the air.
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 4:15am by Aripyanfar
Oh, no. No.
If we're going to cyb0r in public in the Asylum, in a motherfUcking welcome thread of all retarded places, let's do it right.
So there you are, under my hood, watching while my pendulous nutsac drips gobs of residual vaginal *** onto your pathetic maw, and you start to wonder what might happen in the upcoming primaries. Hillary crosses your mind as an acidic torrent of necrotic ****-fluid coats your face-place. Obama meanders across your broken mind as a jet of charismatic man-goo paints your face like an early-twentieth-century performer in a blacksplotation film. You smile and lick your stupid lips; your big red lips under a fro of my shedded pubic hair. You look like Buckwheat. More accurately, you look like a white chick pretending to be Buckwheat.
Such is the power of my ****; it can change your whole fUcking demographic.
Now, how about treating my nipples to some Huckabee?
If we're going to cyb0r in public in the Asylum, in a motherfUcking welcome thread of all retarded places, let's do it right.
So there you are, under my hood, watching while my pendulous nutsac drips gobs of residual vaginal *** onto your pathetic maw, and you start to wonder what might happen in the upcoming primaries. Hillary crosses your mind as an acidic torrent of necrotic ****-fluid coats your face-place. Obama meanders across your broken mind as a jet of charismatic man-goo paints your face like an early-twentieth-century performer in a blacksplotation film. You smile and lick your stupid lips; your big red lips under a fro of my shedded pubic hair. You look like Buckwheat. More accurately, you look like a white chick pretending to be Buckwheat.
Such is the power of my ****; it can change your whole fUcking demographic.
Now, how about treating my nipples to some Huckabee?
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Oh, no. No.
If we're going to cyb0r in public in the Asylum, in a motherfUcking welcome thread of all retarded places, let's do it right.
So there you are, under my hood, watching while my pendulous nutsac drips gobs of residual vaginal *** onto your pathetic maw, and you start to wonder what might happen in the upcoming primaries. Hillary crosses your mind as an acidic torrent of necrotic ****-fluid coats your face-place. Obama meanders across your broken mind as a jet of charismatic man-goo paints your face like an early-twentieth-century performer in a blacksplotation film. You smile and lick your stupid lips; your big red lips under a fro of my shedded pubic hair. You look like Buckwheat. More accurately, you look like a white chick pretending to be Buckwheat.
Such is the power of my ****; it can change your whole fUcking demographic.
Now, how about treating my nipples to some Huckabee?
If we're going to cyb0r in public in the Asylum, in a motherfUcking welcome thread of all retarded places, let's do it right.
So there you are, under my hood, watching while my pendulous nutsac drips gobs of residual vaginal *** onto your pathetic maw, and you start to wonder what might happen in the upcoming primaries. Hillary crosses your mind as an acidic torrent of necrotic ****-fluid coats your face-place. Obama meanders across your broken mind as a jet of charismatic man-goo paints your face like an early-twentieth-century performer in a blacksplotation film. You smile and lick your stupid lips; your big red lips under a fro of my shedded pubic hair. You look like Buckwheat. More accurately, you look like a white chick pretending to be Buckwheat.
Such is the power of my ****; it can change your whole fUcking demographic.
Now, how about treating my nipples to some Huckabee?
My charred lips crack badly and bleed as I lick them. I'm so conflicted. For all the cynical personal dealings, the arrogance, ill temper and rudeness, I love how caring for the public at large Hilary is. I love a lot of her policies. I twist restlessly as your necrotising fluids eat into my already red raw skin, with a hiss.
But I think I like Obama's healthcare policy better than Hilary's. I drift off into reverie, uncaring about you, your cynical personal dealings, the arrogance, ill temper and rudeness. Afterglow and injury makes for such a drugged coma.
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 4:36am by Aripyanfar
Great, well I was planning on a good nights sleep. ****! You people are sick! Sick!
you are producing this in AVI form right? Where can I download it?
you are producing this in AVI form right? Where can I download it?
Well Ari, I guess you are sort of a mirror for my dysfunction, and if there's one thing I love jacking off in front of; it's a mirror.
I vote she can stay.
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 1:39am by Barkingturtle
I vote she can stay.
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 1:39am by Barkingturtle
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Well Ari, I guess you are sort of a mirror for my dysfunction, and if there's one thing I love jacking off in front of; it's a mirror.
I vote she can stay.
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 1:39am by Barkingturtle
I vote she can stay.
Edited, Feb 7th 2008 1:39am by Barkingturtle
You can never have enough mirrors, my little budgerigar.
You - you know I am your opposite. You don't like me and I don't like you.
It's how we roll so well, Holmes.
The Glorious Catt wrote:
I still blame Exodus for this. On about twenty different levels.
The only wrong I've done is hotbox the automaton in your avatar.
I DIDN'T WANT TO BE ON YOUR STUPID LIST ANYWAY! 
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